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Everything Sexy.

Everything Sexy.

Location:

United States

Description:

Everything Sexy.

Language:

English


Episodes

BMP Ep: 15 Honey__Foxx meets Doctor Steve

2/19/2020
Hans and the Wallstreet Bitch have two special guests, Hone Foxx and Doctor Steve! They discuss chairlift blowjobs, Instagram hoes,Thot traps, man's search for meaning, medical mushrooms, epigenetics, bacteriophage, Clinton, Bloomberg and more… Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you find a podcast. www.cardib2024.com Email: baptizemachinepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: Baptizemachinepodcast Twitter: @Baptizethe

Duration:02:11:40

BMP Ep: 14 Budd Foxx: “Blue Horse Loves Anacott Steel”

2/12/2020
Hans and the Wall Street Bitch Interview Budd Foxx, a current Wall Street Executive who gives advice on Cocaine, current hot stocks, investments, Economy, American Business, IRS, Taxes, Strippers, Prostitutes, Cocaine, Fruit Bars and Ice Cream Cones, The Blue Horse Loves Anacott Steel, life as a kid, and stocks. Next Confirmed Guests: -Dr. Steve -2/16/20 -John McAfee- 2/19/20 www.cardib2024.com E-mail: Baptizemachinepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @Baptizethe Instagram:...

Duration:01:00:20

BMP Ep: 12 End Of Hiatus Interview with Dantian (mindfulness), Elon techno DJ, Life and Death

2/5/2020
Hans and the Wall Street Bitch are back. Things slowed down due to a sudden illness in Bernadette. She is doing well now! We are back weekly episodes .Going to Ukraine in July to interview porn stars. Contest:Email us win a picture of our faces. Today Hans and the Wall Street Bitch discuss www.cardib2024.com,Special interview with Dantian Engery, OG Ghost Live Batter Hash, Prank Call Sex Shop, Eastern European Tour, Porn Star Tour, Bernadette’s heart attack, State of Union, Beer from Mad...

Duration:01:13:23

BMP Ep: 11 Hans and The Wall Street Bitch Get Too High

1/5/2020
Happy New Year! We have a website: www.cardib2024.com This episode is shorter then usual due to Gary providing a heavy indica for the baptize my bong segment.

Duration:00:35:41

BMP Ep: 10 Gary The Intern Gets Fire, Dr. Steve from Sirius XM Weird Medicine Drops Knowledge.

12/18/2019
Everything Sexy! Episode 10 Hans and WSB are forced to fire Gary The Intern. Dr. Steve from Opie and Anthony comes on to answer some medical questions.

Duration:01:17:05

BMP Ep 9: Juiceworld, Prince Andrew, UFOs, 1500s, AAron Carter, Drones, Tom Delonge, V-Wars,

12/11/2019
Hans and the Wallstreet Bitch talk about everything from Juice World's plane, Epstein's work at the Dalton School, History of Florida with Cortez, and is mental illness sexy? Do you want to title episode 9? E-mail us a few suggestions! #juiceworld #podcast #daltonschool #drones #obama #bombs #biden #epstein #vwars #tomdelonge Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you find a podcast. Email: baptizemachinepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: Baptizemachinepodcast Twitter:...

Duration:00:53:13

BMP Ep: 8 Joe Biden Blunders and Interview with Rob Loggia

12/3/2019
Hans and The Wall Street Bitch discuss Joe Biden's pool legs and fingers in wife mouth. Then they interview the GREAT Rob Loggia founder of loggiaonfire magazine and John McAfee's Campaign advisor.

Duration:01:10:06

BMP Ep: 7 Interview with John and Janice McAfee

11/24/2019
Hans and The Wall Street Bitch interview John and Janice McAfee. John is a presidential candidate running on the Cyber Party Ticket, Founder of McAfee AntiVirus and an overall bad ass. He has been a rebel since his preteen years and the center of controversy for the past 20 years. His epic life story has been and will be made into movies, books and headlines around the world. On this episode we interview John McAfee, the creator of McAfee antivirus as well as many other companies, topic of...

Duration:00:51:13

Lame Interview Episode: With William from Reel Sharks Podcast

11/20/2019
We had the opportunity to interview William from Reel Sharks. We discuss; kik app, cuckolding, favorite sex position, and William's relationship with Reel Sharks host Rob.

Duration:00:17:11

BMP Ep:6 Genital Smell Tests, WSB drinks his own urine, Socialism, Art Theft, and more...

11/17/2019
Everything Sexy Hans and The Wallstreet Bitch discuss: 4-Hour work week, John McAfee, Genital Smell Litmus Test, Ex Girlfriends, Mud Water, Cacao, Boulder Urine Drinkers, Wallstreet Bitch Drinks his own PeePee, Presidential Candidates, John McAfee, Jimmy Carter, Prairie Dogs, Libertarianism, Art Theft, and more! Tune in next week for a 1 hour interview with John and Janice McAfee. #ballbag #vagina #exes #litmustest #inventions #baptizemachine #comedy #mudwater #politics #news #libertatian...

Duration:00:56:46

BMP Ep 5: Interview with C-Styles and Derek Rice, Boston, Burlington, Illuminati, MAGA Rap Challenge and More.

11/13/2019
Hans and The Wallstreet Bitch discuss Drunken Weekend, Music, Brown Note, Masturbation, Wet Dreams, Beer, MMJ, Illuminati, MAGA Rap Challenge and More. John MaCafee interview,November 24th Special Guests: C-Styles// Derrick Rice #baptizemachine #Itunes #brownote #JUPTR #MAGA #Music #artists #rap #hunkerdown #writeandrecord #wetdreams #masturbation #Salem #witches #news #politics #boston #youtube #spotify #contentcreator #livemusic #comedy #interviews #vacation #grandaniel #DMX #Migos...

Duration:01:05:08

BMP Ep. 4: Pet Rapture, Mormon murders, FEELD, and 2 special guests!

11/6/2019
Everything Sexy. Hans and the Wall Street Bitch discuss the following: -Guest Question: Pet Rapture -Mormon Murders -Feeld dating app -John McAfee -Guest: Dr. Chaz Pinkman (Movie expert) -Poker Guest: El Shmazz - underground poker player Email: BaptizeMachinepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @BaptizeThe Instagram: @Baptize Machine Podcast Find us on Spotify, Itunes, Stitcher, or Google!

Duration:00:55:04

BMP Ep 3: Mormons, Vans, and Murder

11/4/2019
Everything Sexy. Hans and The Wall Street Bitch are back at it for their second episode. They discuss the following topics in order: -FEELD (Freaky Dating App) -Mormon Baptism of Jewish Holocaust Survivors -Will Rogers (Today's google doodle) -Rand Paul and Trump -Van Culture w/ Special Guest Ric Van Dam -Boulder Homicide - Check us out on Spotify, Itunes, Google, YouTube and Stitcher -Brought to you by Sheps Liquor Cabinet and Grandaniel

Duration:01:17:49

BMP Ep 2: Dr. Suds calls in, Beers, and Aliens.

11/3/2019
Stay tuned for next episode Monday! E-mail us questions or comments about the show: BaptizeMachinePodcast@gmail.com Instagram: BaptizeMachinePodcast Sponsored by Sheps Liquor Cabinet and Grandaniel (AKA Daniel Coyote) Part 2 of Episode 1. - Dr. Sudds, World Renowned beer connoisseur comments on beer, life and sexuality, -Aaron Carter -John McCaffe-life and passions. -Alcohol Delivery -Aliens - The Trumps -Triggered-By Don Jr. Check us out on Spotify, Itunes, Google, YouTube and...

Duration:01:02:08

BMP Ep 1: Start of the Journey

10/28/2019
Hans and The Wall Street Bitch discuss-Everything Sexy -Racing -Sexting -Politics -Colorado's Best Bud -Craft Beer -Spirituality https://cardib2024.com/ E-mail us questions or comments about the show: BaptizeMachinePodcast@gmail.com Instagram: BaptizeMachinePodcast Check us out on Spotify, Itunes, Google, YouTube and Stitcher -Brought to you by Sheps Liquor Cabinet and Grandaniel

Duration:01:10:04