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Two brothers think they know everything. It's meant to be funny.

Two brothers think they know everything. It's meant to be funny.
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United Kingdom

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Two brothers think they know everything. It's meant to be funny.

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English


Episodes

Chapter 13 - Germany

9/6/2019
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Gutentag my pretty friends. The last episode of the season. And what a season! We cap things off with an EasyJet weekend to Germany. Conal has been. Joe has been. Werner Herzog has been. We'll be back in a few weeks with season 2

Duration:00:40:08

Chapter 12 - Supermarkets

8/29/2019
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Unexpected podcast in the bagging area. Todays episode is all about supermarkets. We talk about Asda, lidl, M&S, Tesco, Waitrose and all the other hell holes we gather our ingredients from to make things like cottage pie or cauliflower cheese. Listen now for free and tell the person to your left if you like it.

Duration:00:47:55

Chapter 11 - Prison

8/23/2019
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This podcast is the equivalent of hitting a metal cup against prison bars while someone plays the harmonica. We mix the toothpaste of chat, with the rotten orange juice of insight, and the Toilet Duck of Conal talking about concealing stuff up your arse, to make this disgusting hooch of a podcast. Listen with your ears and that will be good. #nofilter #nofilterneeded

Duration:00:49:35

Chapter 10 - Elizabeth I

8/15/2019
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The Virgin Queen that has absolutely nothing to do with tubular bells and that beardy lad Richard Branson. In the 1500s someone had to be in charge so she decided to do it. With her ginger hair and messed up teeth she set out to be Queen of all England. But what else did she ever do. Listen now to find out. Please don't be a virgin with this podcast. Spread it around as much as you can.

Duration:00:43:54

Chapter 9 - Pollution

8/9/2019
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Pollution... all around. The air's getting dirtier and the politicians are caring less. Who better to save the planet from becoming the uninhabitable inferno that's just around the corner than Joe and Conal? Two lads who talk a lot, but actually do very little. Be sure to recycle this podcast once you're done by SHARING it on all social media channels. Come on, that was some classy begging.

Duration:00:39:00

Chapter 8 - Greek Mythology

8/2/2019
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Conal is the God of air rifles at a fairground. Joe is the God of noticing when people have had a haircut. We traverse the mystical lands, seas, and skies of Ancient Greece, and discuss minotaurs, medusas, and chimeras. The Greeks were as gifted in imagination as we are making podcasts. Please accept this gift of a big wooden horse. Don't look inside.

Duration:00:38:17

Chapter 7 - Matt LeBlanc

7/25/2019
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way. (clap clap clap clap clap) Well it is, so wake up and get on with it. Cast your mind back to a time of eating crap every night, playing foosball in your kitchen instead of having a real table to eat food, sleeping with everygirl in New York, being an unsuccessful actor then a successful one to being unsuccessful again and finally being successful again oh thats right thats not your life it's Joey Tribiani's life you wish you had. He is also in...

Duration:00:44:53

Chapter 6 - Britpop

7/19/2019
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I get up when I want, except on Fridays when I get rudely awakened by this podcast. If you can remember the mid-90s, you were very much there. It was a time of the Gallaghers, Hooch, Loaded magazine, Lara Croft, and Byker Grove. Revisit those halcyon days with us and we can all Live Forever like Common People and Beautiful Ones. Chumbawamba.

Duration:00:39:31

Chapter 5 - Rugby

7/12/2019
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Full disclosure: neither Joe nor Conal knows anything about rugby. Never stopped them giving their opinion about something before though. Here, the brothers Deeney discuss rugby's origin story, the decline of rugby league, and the haka. Everyone loves the haka.

Duration:00:33:39

Chapter 4 - Espionage

7/5/2019
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For Your Eyes Only. O.H.M.S.S. This week, the Brothers Deeney take a sideways glance at the cloak and dagger world of Espionage. James Bond is rubbish. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is ace. You might as well not listen to the podcast now. From Bradford With Love.

Duration:00:32:50

Chapter 3 - Young Love

6/28/2019
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Four. It's four. This week, the boys tackle the maladroit, tangled, elbowy sweetness that is young love. Will the boys burst forth with smouldering elan, or freeze in the corner, knock-kneed and stammering? Either way, young love was the most beautiful moment of our lives whilst being absolutely horrible.

Duration:00:35:30

Chapter 2 - The Black Death

6/21/2019
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Bring out your dead! The greatest threat to human survival since the sabre toothed tiger; the black death of the 14th century certainly knocked humanity down a peg. But it also ended medieval surfdom so... every cloud. I'm making this sound like it's informed, Conal talks at length about shitting himself. Listen before they put a cross on your door.

Duration:00:31:41

Chapter 1 - Space

6/14/2019
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Let us launch you into space with our rocket of chat. The boys tackle the biggest thing in the universe... the universe itself. Neither of them studied physics beyond GCSE level. They know nothing about the stars, space, or the laws of nature. But given what counts for entertainment in this digital age, enjoy the ramblings of two fools.

Duration:00:33:43

55. The Legend of Zelda the Ocarina of Time

1/25/2019
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THE LAST ONE EVER. Like all beautiful things, the end must come. We got 40+ hours out of LoaL, and we also got 40+ hours from Ocarina of Time. Like a noble old service dog, it can't do what it used to, but we love it more than anything. This is our favourite game. Thanks for listening x #comedy #videogames

Duration:00:53:52

54. The Witcher

1/11/2019
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This week we talk about a game with a leading character with flowing locks of grey hair. The Witcher. We also hear a little poem, some new years resolutions and Yoshi & Mitsu star in an episode of pointless. This podcast is free for you and all your friends. #comedy #videogames

Duration:00:59:12

53. Super Smash Bros Ultimate

1/4/2019
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Guess what we both got for Christmas... SMAS BROS ULTIMATE. It's really really good and we say so, because that's our job. We also hear a lecture from Sub Zero, and Yoshi & Mitsu interview candidates for the new maitre'd. This podcast is free as a bird. #comedy #videogames

Duration:00:49:05

52. God of War (2005)

12/22/2018
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GOD OF WAR. The game of the year... if the year's 2005. The original and (not the) best. Still, delicious game. God of War bless us, every one. Listen for free immediately. #comedy #videogames

Duration:00:41:55

51. Little Britain The Game

12/7/2018
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LITTLE BRITAIN THE GAME. Computer says no... there isn't a game on the planet worse than this. There. I said it. Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah. Hahaha classic. Listen for free please. #comedy #videogames

Duration:00:37:15

50. Final Fantasy VII

12/1/2018
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FINAL FANTASY VII. For episode 50, we're doing something very special... the game you lot absolutely love.. it's really weird. Listen for free or don't at your cost. #comedy #videogames

Duration:01:14:07

49. Doom (2016)

11/23/2018
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DOOM... 2016! Like a kick in the head that feels nice. This why we play games. Listen for free or don't at your cost. #comedy #videogames

Duration:00:46:18