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Lincoln Nebraska.. the city you’ve wanted to visit all your life, but still haven't gotten around to it. You’ve taken the virtual tours on the internet and seen the beautiful buildings and the smiling faces, but something is still missing. If only there were a podcast where genuine Lincolnites take you through the many boroughs of this fine city.. if only you could walk the green, sunny streets of Lincoln in your mind while navigating the dystopian halls of whatever hellscape you actually live in, well look no further! In this podcast, The Boroughs of Lincoln, your hosts Small Dave and Dr. Loud take your hand and walk you through the beautiful, pristine city of Lincoln Nebraska one borough at a time. Come walk with us, come live with us! Come experience with us! The Boroughs of Lincoln!

Lincoln Nebraska.. the city you’ve wanted to visit all your life, but still haven't gotten around to it. You’ve taken the virtual tours on the internet and seen the beautiful buildings and the smiling faces, but something is still missing. If only there were a podcast where genuine Lincolnites take you through the many boroughs of this fine city.. if only you could walk the green, sunny streets of Lincoln in your mind while navigating the dystopian halls of whatever hellscape you actually live in, well look no further! In this podcast, The Boroughs of Lincoln, your hosts Small Dave and Dr. Loud take your hand and walk you through the beautiful, pristine city of Lincoln Nebraska one borough at a time. Come walk with us, come live with us! Come experience with us! The Boroughs of Lincoln!

Location:

United States

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Lincoln Nebraska.. the city you’ve wanted to visit all your life, but still haven't gotten around to it. You’ve taken the virtual tours on the internet and seen the beautiful buildings and the smiling faces, but something is still missing. If only there were a podcast where genuine Lincolnites take you through the many boroughs of this fine city.. if only you could walk the green, sunny streets of Lincoln in your mind while navigating the dystopian halls of whatever hellscape you actually live in, well look no further! In this podcast, The Boroughs of Lincoln, your hosts Small Dave and Dr. Loud take your hand and walk you through the beautiful, pristine city of Lincoln Nebraska one borough at a time. Come walk with us, come live with us! Come experience with us! The Boroughs of Lincoln!

Language:

English


Episodes

Quail Valley

2/23/2020
The hosts have their friend and bandmate Mello show up to talk about his home borough of Quail Valley. They enjoy Mello’s antics with a turntable, and a really cool background soundtrack featuring the coolest band ever, Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts. Seriously. Dr Loud makes Small Dave get cross, repeatedly. The gentlemen google a picture of an owl and discuss it at great length. Fanny’s Trunk Meat gets riffed upon by Smalls. Dr Loud drunkenly heckles Small Dave. This is the first episode...

Duration:00:46:24

Capitol Beach

2/18/2020
Wow, the hosts really don’t like this borough. Capitol Beach gets the bad treatment in this one. They talk about the killer insect species that dwell in and terrorize Capitol Beach, and they talk about the dredgings. The bacterial elements, giant plumes, cannibal fishes. Small Dave literally eats peanuts in the microphone the whole time because he knows that’s how legion likes it in Capitol Beach. Small Dave tells a touching story about his father, who also thought Capitol Beach was a...

Duration:00:57:18

Telegraph

2/9/2020
Small Dave begins season 2 with an emotional send off to Dr. England, as the boss-man embarks on a voyage to reclaim his lost empire. The hosts press forward bravely even as their hopes to be on the Allendale Analytics label are dashed. They channel their confusion and sadness into a beam of rage at local business leaders not content with their fortunes but also those of Small Dave and Dr. Loud by naming new boroughs! Which will not stand. “Small Dave, just give legion a break, usually,...

Duration:00:37:57

Fireside Chat 3

1/10/2020
The subject of this Fireside Chat in the Hall of the King of the W'st is TIMBRE. The gentlemen discuss timbre and provide different examples of timbre. The fellers take pity upon themselves in remembrance of past scathings and deliver a calming balm in audio form for the humans in danger of a current lashing by the scrote-slicers of the world look just don't listen to Small Dave and Dr Loud for fucks sake. Lest ye be flay'd in the Hall of the King of the W'st. Hosted by Small Dave and the...

Duration:00:10:59

Season 1 Music Excerpts

1/10/2020
00:00 - PBA (Right) 00:51 - Us vs Them 05:06 - Meadow Lane in the Future 07:13 - Pho (and Bubble Tea) 09:48 - I Got Woods 12:23 - The Pink Sisters 13:45 - All You Fuckers Are Gonna Die 14:15 - No Boroughs Where She Comes From 15:17 - Basically 16:06 - Secret Handshake 20:45 - real what is 22:42 - Dr. Loud Snaps 24:37 - J, J, L & L! (I’m Fine) 26:22 - Lift Your Shit Up 27:03 - The Tunnels 30:51 - Piedmontese (Bitch Please) 31:35 - Gangster Ride 34:01 - Boroughs of Lincoln S1...

Duration:00:35:16

Church Row

1/10/2020
Small Dave and Dr. Loud are joined by their friend and, at the time of this recording, employer, now ex-employer Dr. Rich England! Small Dave and Dr. Loud suck up to Dr. England out of petty professional ambition and cover Dr. England’s borough of Church Row. Small Dave and Dr. England discover that they are both wealthy enough to subsidize Dr. Loud’s entire life, and Dr. Loud feels wronged and becomes very cross, resulting in getting Small Dave and Dr. Loud immediately terminated from...

Duration:00:54:01

University

1/5/2020
Warning: Contains elements of extreme creature horror, and vivid retellings of unforgivable misconduct. Inspirational Husker memories! Inspirational UNL memories! Hoping Van Halen sues and makes Boroughs famous. The fellas demonstrate just how horrible Van Halen was, even more disgusting than Small Dave’s recount of an intrepid expedition by a team of long-deceased dorm-plex crab lice. Dr. Loud finally snaps. Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and the Benevolent Dr. Loud Produced by Dr....

Duration:00:47:29

Fireside Chat 2

12/28/2019
On this Fireside Chat in the Hall of the King of the W'st the topic is LOVE. Small Dave and Dr. Loud continue to sense that during these trying times, people need some extra love and care. So the hosts built a crackling fire in the giant hearth and sat down yet again to reflect on love and give all of Legion a message of goodwill and affection. Hosted by Small Dave and the Benevolent Dr. Loud. Produced by Dr. Loud.

Duration:00:09:59

Hawley

12/20/2019
The dudes' dear friend Brian Johnson joins them as a leading resident of the Hawley borough. Small Dave sustains broken ribs from failing the Hawley Handshake during his research. Dr. Loud doctairs. The fellas discuss landmarks of Hawley such as Whittier Jr High School which is now a clandestine secret government facility, Mums Liquor, and of course secret tunnels. The gang nearly makes it all the way to the end without extraordinarily explicit language, but alas, they let you have it...

Duration:00:59:08

West O

12/15/2019
Small Dave and Dr Loud talk about pretty much anything BUT West O in this episode full of thrills, chills, and unfortunate spills. They uncover another Trump business venture. Small Dave exposes an underground exposure ring. Matthew McConaughay will certainly file a cease and desist when he hears what they say about his sac. “Talkin' about West O and pissing our pants, 2 things that go hand in hand." West O gives the Bong District, Near South, and Grand Theft Auto 3 a run for their...

Duration:00:45:57

Piedmont

12/8/2019
Small Dave and Dr Loud dive into some of Lincoln’s most terrifying history: ancient orders, mythical beasts, mass psychosis, and Christian death metal. Also the fellers discuss the legendary animal that originated from this borough that they feed upon regularly and indeed worship, even on this podcast, some would say indeed at their peril and Legion would probably concur. Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and the Benevolent Dr. Loud Produced by Dr. Loud

Duration:01:04:18

Fireside Chat 1

12/1/2019
A Hosts to Legion Fireside Chat in the Hall of the King of the W'st with this issue's topic being LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS Small Dave and Dr. Loud might talk about this topic a little but they enjoy their warming fire and drink from their goblets in the Great Hall and talk about whatever they please. Hosted by Small Dave and the Benevolent Dr. Loud. Produced by Dr. Loud.

Duration:00:10:23

Galaxy Particles Reviewed By Small Dave

12/1/2019
Small Dave gives his formal endorsement of Dr. Loud's (Shaun the Loud's) new album Galaxy Particles. @shauntheloud on Facebook Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3jTLH8C5m896UtxEyR7Pmy Tidal: https://tidal.com/browse/artist/17216915 Tremulant Records Website: http://tremulant.com/artists/q-z/shaun-the-loud/ Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/search/shaun+the+loud# Featuring the musical talent of Matt (Mello) Ihrig, Todd Poore, Lern T, Jeff (Fanny) Schnittker, Jeremiah...

Duration:00:06:29

Woods

11/24/2019
Small Dave and Dr. Loud bring you into the intriguing borough of Woods and its century-old robber-baron beginnings. Small Dave honors a famous inventor by thoroughly describing a high colonic. Secret underground highways, organized crime, horror and corruption as the hosts scrutinize the governor’s ghastly secret dungeon network. A message of love at the end. Regional funk star “Downtown” Daniel Slapp joins the Boroughs with a song about Woods. Be sure to check out D.D. Slapp on...

Duration:00:37:43

The Bong District

11/17/2019
Small Dave and Dr. Loud discuss the fabled Bong District! Origins, celebrities, the best food in the area, and of course, head shops. The fellas take a trip to grab a pho. Small Dave shines a light on a little-known municipal service available to citizens of the Bong District. Alternate solutions proposed for home defense. This issue contains extremely inappropriate content apparently. Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and the Benevolent Dr. Loud Produced by Dr. Loud. Samples: Glenn Miller...

Duration:01:10:15

Havelock

11/10/2019
Amanda Sack joins us as the honored envoy Brieanda Mischel Touzalin from the borough of Havelock. Small Dave goes all Sorcerer’s Apprentice on Brieanda's and Dr. Loud’s funny bones. Dr. Loud explains the triple reverse negative negation phenomenon. Small Dave reveals his deepest darkest fantasy and gets laughed at mercilessly. Havelock's dark historical tales. Extremely inappropriate subject matter. Boroughs in its finest form yet. Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and the Benevolent Dr....

Duration:01:00:53

Meadow Lane

11/5/2019
Small Dave and Dr Loud discuss the scandalous borough of Meadow Lane, from tormented Hollywood stars and estranged mega-rock bands, weapon stores in the mall, and Ally McBeal. You'll be guided down a long pathway through time, back to when Meadow Lane was just formed. From redemption of toxic political words to bragging about their fame and fortune, Small Dave and Dr Loud frequently forget what they are talking ab Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and the Benevolent Dr. Loud Produced by Dr....

Duration:00:40:43

Seven Oaks

10/27/2019
Small Dave and Dr. Loud noticed that they had about 20 minutes not used on their monthly upload plan, so they grilled some Piedmontese and knocked out a quick bonus episode for their legion of fans to be uplifted by, just in time for the devilishly fun Samhainian last moments of October 2019. The experts compose a vignette for the beloved listener about the stealth and mighty borough of Seven Oaks. Small Dave tells a tragic tale to close the bonus episode. Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and...

Duration:00:20:06

Near South

10/5/2019
Small Dave gleefully shares stories and confirms lesser-known rumors about his home borough Near South, where he was a wee lad. Dr. Loud worries about their newfound fame and fortune. Small Dave waxes fond of past and present worldly beauties. Dr. Loud introduces only cynicism and paranoia. Small Dave slides into the Host position with ease, as Dr. Loud find himself in an introspective nightmare. Small Dave is trippin’ balls and Dr. Loud is trippin’ balls. The now-famous second episode of...

Duration:01:13:17

Downtown

10/5/2019
Small Dave and Dr. Loud take you to Lincoln’s downtown, on a trip down memory lane discussing binge drinking, the Railyard and arena, German romantic terminology, public danger, pharmaceutical commercials vs pharmaceutical realities, Small Dave recounts a historical soiling, recommendations on where to go #2 in America’s # 1 downtown, in fact, a poopcast ensues at that point. You can learn Small Dave’s Twitter handle, only if you are dedicated enough to listen to the whole episode because...

Duration:01:21:57