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Australia

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English


Episodes

Minisode 04. "Shambling Nan"

7/16/2018
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Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the Minisode - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special. Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the podcast that lubricated your dad's knees. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you...

Duration:00:26:01

Minisode 03. "Gettin Piggy With It"

7/6/2018
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THIS WEEK on the Minisode - Corey and Josh discuss the disturbing case of unwarranted pig-backery and aggressive massage then collaborate on a film pitch that turns the Japanese sporting world upside down. Featuring husky performances from Kevin James and Jeff Bridges. Listen to the podcast that owes it all to Yoko Ono's armpits. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to...

Duration:00:24:53

24. The Wedding Tackle vs. The Bjorn Supremacy

7/2/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's mate versus mate as a frostbitten toe touches the lips and a Swedish sleeper cell is awakened via a pregnant IKEA injection. Doesn't make sense? Your mum doesn't make sense. Featuring rugged performances from Hugo Weaving, Stellan Skarsgard, Toni Collette and Barron Trump. Listen to the podcast that likes you - just not in that way. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would...

Duration:00:28:16

Minisode 02. "Powerkraut"

6/19/2018
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THIS WEEK on the Minisode - Corey and Josh do it for state when they improvise a film pitch based on an bizarre incident involving aggravated website theft at gunpoint. Featuring geeky performances from Dev Patel, Hugo Weaving, Kevin Spacey and Robert Carlyle. Listen to the podcast that smells of lemongrass and burnt pubes. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made...

Duration:00:30:25

Minisode 01. "The Dominos Effect"

6/12/2018
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THIS WEEK on the first ever Brown Carpet Pocast Minisode - Corey and Josh attempt to improvise a movie pitch based on an obsessed pizza predator with a dark past, deep in the Calzone. Featuring cheesy performances from Christian Bale, Macaulay Culkin, Ron Jeremy and Jennifer Garner. Listen to the podcast that's delivered in 15 minutes or it's free. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story...

Duration:00:20:39

23. Agent X and the Wang Defence vs. High Treason

5/31/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a wizard collecting, scumbag secret-agent taking on a misfit & munted military unit with their twitchy fingers on the trigger. Featuring loose performances from Eric Andre, Seth Rogan, Bruce Campbell and Anna Faris. Listen to the podcast that smells like a gob of week-old ear wax. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest...

Duration:00:28:25

22. Dead To Me vs. Gorillaman: First Grunt

5/17/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome back into the studio Gary and Jeremy from the Deaf To All But Metal podcast for round two. It's a deceased, bank-robbing loser versus a muck-flinging, monkey on a mission from Harambe. Featuring stiff performances from Mark Ruffalo, Remi Malek, Marisa Tomei and Bill Murray. Listen to the podcast that's hiding under Corey's mum's bed. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would...

Duration:00:47:06

21. Showdown at Swan Lake vs The Unaluber

5/3/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, flying feathery fists of fury take on a lubed-up and slippery serial slayer. Featuring glistening performances from Tom Hardy, Ilana Glazer, Kate Winslet and John Goodman. Listen to the podcast that knows exactly who let the dogs out. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into...

Duration:00:30:07

20. Midget Cemetery vs The Gustening

4/13/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a blood-thirsty Friday the 13th special and the long-awaited return of Mr Ginge Minge himself, Corey Farrell... It's an avalanche of the undersized undead up against a prejudiced Peruvian pressure system. Featuring horrific performances from Maisie Williams, Bill Paxton, Bill Burr and Wanda Sykes. Listen to the podcast that's balls deep in a complicated relationship with Mark Zuckerberg's mum. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the...

Duration:00:28:14

19. Tiny and Cluck's Eggcellent Adventure vs The Rebellion of Funk

4/5/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, while Corey's pubic procedure evolves, we're joined by Peter Sharp for a little poultry poetry. It's a frisky, feathery canoe deep in international waters versus a blinding beam of holy funk. Featuring rancid performances from Chris Lilley, Elijah Wood, Chuck Norris and Owen Wilson. Listen to the podcast soggier than a glistening, succulent Sao. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would...

Duration:00:32:10

18. You Can't Go Pasta Sauce As Thick As Love vs Magic on the Wollongong Express

3/26/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome the delightfully weird and wonderful Sally Lopez back into the studio for co-hosting duties - plus we find out what Corey is doing in Spain. It's a flaming Floridian spaghetti incident taking on a coke-fuelled commuter on a quest for a cure. Featuring stale performances from Bradley Cooper, Ben Mendelsohn, Helen Mirren and Pauline Hanson. Listen to the podcast that refuses to take off its roller skates. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook...

Duration:00:32:53

17. Fly Away Home vs. Retirement Gnome

3/18/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome a couple very special guests into the studio - co-hosts of the Deaf To All But Metal Podcast, Jeremy Davidson and Gary Grim join us for a 2-on-2, no-holds-barred, pitch-a-palooza for ultimate supremecy. It's a pacifist pyromaniac's pest problem up against a coven of kinky crones in a DVDA deathmatch. Listen to the podcast you might remember from such films as, “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Vape” and “Hector, the Sassy Badger.” Afterwards - don't forget to...

Duration:00:42:31

16. Udder a Pale Grey Sky vs The Hellavator

3/5/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, glam-cow speed metal takes on an unrelenting urine-powered elevator exorcism. Featuring disgraceful performances from Jeremy Davidson, Julian Dennison, Gotye and James Earl Jones. Listen to the podcast that punched Martin Shkreli in the dickhole. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see...

Duration:00:20:44

15. Sasquatch Puncher vs The Stripping Dead

2/26/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, a mysterious disappearance flares into fuzzy fisticuffs while burlesque bereavement babes resurrect a stiff. Featuring questionable performances from Chris Hemsworth, Rihanna, Ronda Rousey and DMX. Listen to the podcast that spilt gravy on your doona. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to...

Duration:00:25:14

14. I Am The Eggman vs Crescent Poon

2/18/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, an eggstraordinary tale of olympic level failure takes on an artist's rendition of alien copulation and betrayal. Featuring thoroughly disappointing performances from Kristofer Hivju, Grace Jones, Dolph Lundgren and Paul Dano. Listen to the podcast that becomes a recipe for quiche lorraine when played backwards. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and give...

Duration:00:25:08

13. Tech Will Tear Us Apart vs Dial N For Nangderp

2/11/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, lube up, log in & tune out cause it's a live streamer's wet dream taking on a hairy set of radioactive alien plums. Featuring sadly regrettable performances by Jack Black, Sasha Baron Cohen, Amy Schumer and Kristaps Porzingus. Listen to the podcast with your kneecaps dipped in cottage cheese - it's 23% better that way. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and...

Duration:00:24:15

12. The Rise of the South Pole vs Holy Roller

2/4/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, put em' on the glass cause where going on a trip down mammary lane whilst driving under the influence of divine intervention. Featuring unfortunate performances by Angus Sampson, Donald Glover, Jaden Smith and Paul Walker. Listen to the podcast made of 100% unfiltered gluten. Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight. Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird...

Duration:00:19:48

11. Meanwhile in Florida...

1/29/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a twisted tribute to the weirdest location on earth - Florida! We welcome our first guest into the studio - Sally Lopez - and together we jump the shark and deliver a titillating touch of mechanophilia with a healthy dollop of milky feline love. Featuring teste-blistering performances from Richard Ayoade, Charlie Hunnam, Matthew McConaughey and Emily Ratajkowski. Listen to the podcast that farted on your bagel when you weren't looking. Don't forget to jump on...

Duration:00:31:55

10. Baby Got Backula vs Rogerpocalypse

1/22/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, a frenzied twerking session intended to combat the child-killing vampires of Florida goes up against Roger as he makes a strong argument for worst employee on the planet. Featuring performances from Simon Pegg, Seth Rogan, Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon that will make you wish for the end of days. Listen to the podcast that heats up faster than a Dutch oven. Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would...

Duration:00:22:27

09. Need For Speed...on VHS Vs The Sordid Story of Yolanda Squatpump

1/15/2018
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THIS WEEK on The BCP, a SPEED freak of a different kind kidnaps Keanu to help curate his retro film fetish, while a dosile librarian goes buck-naked and badass to rescue a fuzzy Chandler Bing. Featuring shameful performances from Rebel Wilson, Justin Long, Steven Seagal and Kristen Wiig that would make Tommy Wiseau wince. Listen to the podcast that 5 out of 7 poodles prefer. Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would...

Duration:00:24:03