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The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom

The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom

Location:

Australia

Description:

The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom

Language:

English


Episodes

50. "Hand Over Fist"

12/21/2019
THIS WEEK - It's our Season 1 finale - Episode 50! We are joined in studio by Gary and Jeremy of Careless Whispod for a prostate devastating double-ender. There's some golden toilet humor as we plunge into an abandoned bag of dildos to create a phallic heist film like no other - 'Hand Over ( Rubber ) Fist.' Featuring stimulating performances by Chris O'Dowd, Daisy Ridley, Ray Winstone and Eric Idle. Listen to the podcast that's guaranteed to get you off! WATCH this episode on Youtube -...

Duration:00:32:33

49. "Meat Puppets"

12/5/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh strap TV sets to their heads and devise a beefy sleeper-cell thriller with a murderous dance number and an infomercial for a footbath / fondue set. Featuring made-for-tv performances by Sam Elliott, Zach Galifianakis, Ellen Degeneres and Dean Norris. Listen to the podcast that's available now for a limited time only!! WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://youtu.be/XIcb8Pd8_60 SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story...

Duration:00:23:29

48. "Croc-apalooza"

8/11/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain drenched, New Years Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan. Listen to the only podcast with a lactating third nipple. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story that you want to see...

Duration:00:28:28

47. "Love Space Detonate"

7/9/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh take a potent trip deep into the melting mind of a drug-addled, alien-obsessed loner - and a psychedelic cinematic masterpiece is born... "Love Space Detonate." Featuring spaced-out performances by Rupert Grint, Lily James, Bob Lazar and Joe Rogan. Listen to the podcast that is always watching the skies. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes. We dare you to rate us 5 STARS. To suggest a weird news story that you...

Duration:00:20:46

46. "Pony Up"

6/23/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode. Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride. Listen to the podcast that does all its own stunt work. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder...

Duration:00:26:22

45. "Are We There Yeti?"

5/30/2019
THIS WEEK - In an all Aussie episode dedicated to the great man Bob Hawke - Josh and Corey trudge out into the deep Himalayan snow for a military encounter with a sasquatch hybrid of mysterious origin... and stick around for a very special guest appearance! Featuring frigid performances by Alex Jones, Daniel Henshall, Nicholas Hoult and Jackson Gallagher. Listen to the podcast that flirts with ferrets. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes,...

Duration:00:27:34

44. "The Pooch and the Gooch"

5/7/2019
THIS WEEK - Josh and Corey wear dog suits while they visit a Wisconsin Walmart, devise a Detroit City bank siege, hack some gooch filth and get a new sponsor... Scrotox - tighten up your lumpy lolly bag with Scrotox. Featuring dogged performances by Kevin Costner, Sigourney Weaver, Ben Mendohlson and Andy Dick. Listen to the podcast that prefers toothpicks to flossing. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to...

Duration:00:31:02

43. "The Raw Core"

4/18/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh go starkers and swagger deep into the Swedish sweat-lodge - getting hot and steamy while putting together a pitch for a new TV show - The Raw Core - it's like the A-Team but buck-naked. Featuring stripped down performances from Alexander Skarsgard, Isabel Lucas, Ryan Gosling and Megan Fox. Listen to the podcast that wishes it was more like your weird mate. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5...

Duration:00:32:12

42. "Apocalypse Meow"

4/2/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh plunge pussy-deep into a devilish feline fiasco - pumping out a racially charged redneck exorcism that'll forever soil your DNA. It's an old-school, audio only podcast featuring purrfect performances from Mira Sorvino, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews and Noah Jupe. Listen to the podcast that's your aunty's secret jailbird pen pal. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news...

Duration:00:30:48

41. "Foreverland"

3/11/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh moonwalk into a nasty news story about a booby-trapped residence and end up taking a trip to Neverland Ranch for a little trap-music and chill. Featuring childish performances by Christopher Walken, Macauley Culkin and Corey Feldman. Listen to the podcast that's forever blowing Bubbles. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an...

Duration:00:23:53

40. "Playing Footsi"

2/27/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh are once again snubbed by the Academy Awards - but make their predictions anyway. They get stumped talking about the twisted mystery of the 15 washed-up severed feet in Canada and devise a foot-fetish, filmic-feast entitled, "Playing Footsi.' Featuring stinky performances by Pete Holmes, Kirsten Schaal, Daniel Dae Kim and Margot Robbie. Listen to the podcast that grinds on that stump while you sleep. WATCH this episode on Youtube -...

Duration:00:22:32

39. "Squirty Harry"

2/12/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh connect from opposite sides of the globe as Josh calls in from New York City to discuss an Irish spunkie who's been booting up his own man-broth It's a frothy miracle cure that's got Big Pharma gagging for Harry's clam chowder. Featuring creamy performances by Chris O'Dowd, Evanna Lynch, Nicholas Hope and Jason Bateman. Listen to the podcast that thinks that shirt looks great on you. WATCH this episode on Youtube -...

Duration:00:28:35

38. "Knock and Tongue"

1/25/2019
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh discuss the infamous marathon doorbell licker and Josh gives his top three New York based movies just before he heads to The Big Apple for a couple months. It's a telethon for the sufferers of Uncontrollable Licking Syndrome and a film that asks the question - "Where does the licking end and the healing begin?" Featuring slippery performances by Adam Goldberg, Channing Tatum and Marisa Tomei. Listen to the podcast that licks your keyboard at...

Duration:00:24:35

37. "Bad Habits"

1/14/2019
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh welcome three very special guests into a new studio as Santa's swollen sack is finally unloaded - it's our late delivery Christmas special! We take on a couple of high rolling, priest-killing nuns, headed out to Vegas for an redemptive whirlwind of sacrilegious sin. Listen to the podcast that left a tadpole in your teapot. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to...

Duration:00:31:08

36. "Update Night"

12/7/2018
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at...

Duration:00:28:20

35. "Baking Brad"

11/11/2018
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel good story about an edible grandfather. Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana. Listen to the podcast that likes to watch you feed. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us...

Duration:00:24:23

34. "Satan's Seamen"

10/31/2018
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter, Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas. Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet, Nicholas Cage, Aziz Ansari and Peter Dutton. Listen to the podcast that punishes the pure and rewards the wicked. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on...

Duration:00:30:16

33. "Guac Blockers"

10/6/2018
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud. Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neill. Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole. WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into movies, email us at...

Duration:00:19:38

32. "How To Lose a Dick in 10 Days"

9/19/2018
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous refuses to listen to. WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weird news story that you want to see made...

Duration:00:21:11

THE 1ST ANNUAL BROWN CARPET GROGIE AWARDS

9/9/2018
It's the glittering night of nights, The Grogies. Recorded LIVE at The Palace Hotel Ballroom it's the first ever Brown Carpet Podcast Award Show - celebrating the first six months and fifty horrific movie ideas we've pumped out on the show. So many sh*t ideas, but only one can be the sh*ttiest. Featuring 11 dubious award categories including - BEST TITLE, BEST CHARACTER NAME, BEST CASTING, BEST SOUNDTRACK, BEST ENDING, BEST POSTER, MOST F**KED UP SCENE, BEST EPISODE, BEST TAGLINE, FILM...

Duration:00:36:33