The Bureau

Casino compares the agents to the Seinfeld gang, but Kettle doesn't lke being cast as George. Then, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to chat with Dawson Davies, the FBI's lead agent in the Antiques Trafficking & Forgery department. Davies shares stories of old photographs that were used in identity theft, and witch cages used by zoos. He reveals the existence of a second basement full of spooky antiques. And he fails the polygraph, prompting the agents to wonder...

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Pat Kranke, who requisitions materials for the office. Kranke gives the agents some safety tips and updates on supplies, including Kettle's pumpkin spice Kcups and Halloween candy. Casino also shares good news about her research. Guest improviser: Jenna Hall Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman...

The agents are broadcasting live on YouTube this week. They chat with government worker Laura Cracker as part of the "People of FBI" outreach initiative. Laura is cagey about his particular role within the South Carolina government, and comes in hot with a request for the FBI to disband. Guest improviser: Reaves McElveen Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington...

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents talk to Tony “Diabetes” DiPalma, a 101-year-old mobster. Tony confirms that prison "ain't like Goodfellas" and emphasizes that he's just a little old man. The agents discover a shared history between Tony and Kettle, and Kettle tries to get revenge via polygraph. Guest improviser: Saleh Karaman Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal...

Corny hosts a solo podcast in the Microsoft Teams waiting room before being admitted. As part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents talk to Guppy LaGrange, a Domestic Internal Regulator at the FBI. Guppy asks about FBI parking spots, and inquires into the origin of Kettle's name. At the end of the episode, Guppy takes the standard polygraph exam, and Casino attempts to gain an ally and a friend. Guest improviser: David Brescia-Weiler (I'm Open podcast) Improvised by Jesse...

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Rockland William Jefferson Joyce, a Language Analyst at the FBI. Rockland dazzles the agents with tales from his four-month sabbaticals, then teaches them a few things about syntax. At the end of the episode, Kettle is pleased to polygraph an honest man, though the agents suspect Kettle is just trying to make a friend. Guest improviser: Diego Hernandez Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX,...

Having been kicked off Twitch, the agents return to Microsoft Teams. This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Wendy White, a manager at the FBI. She creates space for the agents as they try to understand her jargon, as well as her last name. Kettle, Corny, and Casino watch in horror as Wendy and Dexter try to flirt. Lastly, Kettle gives Wendy the standard yes/no polygraph test. Guest improviser: Melanie Harker Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul...

The agents kick off season 3 on Twitch tv, and welcome "Friend of the FBI" Bobby Kendall to the show. Bobby, the bagel delivery man, shares that he's applied for the FBI a baker's dozen times, but keeps failing the tests. After being caught in a number of lies, Bobby is forthcoming during his polygraph exam. Casino also shares her new strategy for identifying serial killers. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH &...

After some work-appropriate butt talk from Kettle, and some inappropriate butt talk from Casino, the agents start the meeting. They discuss Casino's life back in her apartment, Kettle's Phase 2 parties, and Dexter's big speech at the Microsoft Teams convention. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA...

After some Star Wars talk, the agents discuss Dexter's new speaking opportunity; Kettle's new sponsor; Casino's sketches; and Corny's errands for his Uncle Jeremy. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish...

The agents stand by as Casino returns to her apartment. Kettle and Corny give an update on Funds for Feds. Corny's uncle Jeremy continues to act suspiciously. Dexter shares some news about the office. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The...

Kettle and Corny report on their fundraising efforts; Casino explains her Fugitive-inspired movements; Dexter answers questions about professional attire; and the agents discuss the science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM) field. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM,...

After morning inspiration and affirmations, the agents discuss Corny's investigation into his uncle; their mistakes with the OJ case; why Dexter fired Debra; Casino's new hide-out spot in DC; Kettle's surprising health diagnosis, and his fundraising website. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble...

The agents discuss Kettle's salt life, hear a recording of Corny's uncle's sex party, learn about Dexter's feud with Debra, and find out that Casino's having fun on the lam. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by...

Kettle admits to feeling sick, Corny’s suspicious of his uncle, Dexter shares that he’s celibate, and Casino parts ways with The Hunter. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Recording remotely via Microsoft, the agents pay their respects to Marty; learn about Corny's Uncle Jeremy; find out which criminal Casino is quarantined with; and hear about Kettle's neighborhood parties. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song...

A week into being quarantined in a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF), the special agents are getting on each others' nerves. To take their minds off it, Kettle performs the polygraph testing required for annual security clearances. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA...

The agents hear about Black's experience at the Kundalini retreat. Dexter gets upset about his Creatine. Corny makes a case for being hired full time. Then, as the agents prepare to leave the room, an alarm sounds.... Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast...

The special agents give Black a warm welcome, then grill him about The Wire. Corny reveals that he's been moonlighting. Casino describes the new guy she's been seeing. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by...

The agents chafe at the FBI's new work/life integration initiative, and Dennis discovers that hiring new applicants can be personally rewarding. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi,...