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The Circle Jerks Podcast

Comedy

Like listening to a couple 30-somethings from New Jersey conjure up some irreverent comedy, obscure references, and call-out jerks publicly? Listen every week as the Jerks discuss movies, music, relationships, video games, news, unpopular opinions, and psychotic hatreds.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Like listening to a couple 30-somethings from New Jersey conjure up some irreverent comedy, obscure references, and call-out jerks publicly? Listen every week as the Jerks discuss movies, music, relationships, video games, news, unpopular opinions, and psychotic hatreds.

Language:

English

Contact:

9084075952


Episodes

The Roaring Twenties

2/17/2020
We're back in the 20's... in between wars, still living through prohibition, and surrounded by Jerks... what has changed? TJ, Justin, Jeff, and Dog Show are talking 100 years of fashion, idiocy, advancements, setbacks, and insights. John Doe sets a campfire in his living room to cope with the 60 degree tundra of St. Petersburg, FL, and a discriminatory bank in Detroit, MI refuses to cash a black man's check and subsequently calls the cops on him. Who will take home the stupid cake this...

Duration:00:52:39

The Jerks All Go to the Lobby

2/4/2020
HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're celebrating our first year in podcasting by talking about what we know best... movies and idiots. For all you active, sporty types out there who rarely sit your ass in a chair and let the fat gestate, TJ, Justin, Jeff, and Dog Show are bringing you their top movies of 2019 (as well as what we've got to look forward to in 2020), a cereal pooper unequivocally taking home this year's first Jerk of the Week, and a brand new Pitch Room, where Jeff tries to get his dystopian...

Duration:01:01:12

The Jerks Burn in Hell

12/16/2019
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, AND WE KNOW IT... Apathetic aliens, world superpowers, zombies, plagues, mass hysteria, and general discomfort... the Jerks are talkin' the Apocalypse. How's it going to happen? When's it going down? Who will survive? Will chimps inherit the Earth? A brand new Jerk of the Week serves up an Oregon native with a special recipe for bean dip, opposite a Dutch gate-storming YouTuber with a disregard for government land. Send us your jerks and be featured on the show!...

Duration:00:57:58

Aging Disgracefully

11/12/2019
The Jerks toss around the notion of getting old vs. feeling old, judge the success and failure of some of history's most important occurrences, pair a British bloke and a fatal shotgun folly with a Floridian and a late night hankering for unhatched chicken embryos in Jerk of the Week, bring their emotional, professional, and personal issues to Dr. Feel, and try to call "bullshit" on each other in You Sir, are a Liar. Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a...

Duration:01:15:20

Face Invaders

9/25/2019
Thank you for listening... but the Jerks are in another castle! The Jerks brush off the pork rind dust from their tees, chug some Red Bull, pick up their controllers, and duke it out over video games; the culture, the history, the revenue they generate, and the art form they became. An atrocious Alabaman dukes it out with a foreseeing Floridian in a brand new Jerk of the Week. Jeff and TJ rage quit as they play some of the hardest Nintendo levels ever to fill TV pixels in...

Duration:01:07:49

Hollywood Swingin'

9/11/2019
The Jerks take on two titular titans of torrential tribulation... Hollywood and Disney; the hypocrisy, the cover-ups, the injustice, the greed, and the grim, unoriginal state of movies in 2019. Whatcha Watchin' brings you a look at movies and shows that are on the Jerks' radar, including "The Boys" (Amazon), "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" (theaters), "Preacher" (AMC), and the new Dave Chappelle special, "Sticks and Stones" (Netflix). Finally, the biggest Jerk of the Week ever matches an...

Duration:01:11:50

Jeffrey Epstein's Frozen Penis

8/18/2019
The Jerks shoot the shit about the first music from Tool in 13 years, the "suicide" of Jeffrey Epstein, and share some brand new, very controversial Unpopular Opinions. Pit a Florida man crashing his golf cart into a Walmart against an opportunistic vodka scientist and you've got yourself a big box of stupid, and a brand new Jerk of the Week. Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention...

Duration:01:22:14

The Circle Jerks Present: Time Jerks and the Amulet of Time

8/12/2019
This week, the Jerks pontificate about the logistics of time travel; What's the ultimate time machine? Where do you go? What do you bring with you? What do you change when you get there? Is it an awful idea? Jerk of the Week throws a cross-dressing, Brazilian gang leader in the ring against a body-slamming rodeo patron. Journey to the future where prisoners are given a glimpse of glory in Thunderdome 5000... a converted dystopian Detroit landscape where contemporary sports are transformed...

Duration:01:28:24

Here's to Swimmin' with Bow Legged Women

8/1/2019
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. The Jerks are talkin' Shark Week, thalassophobia, the ocean, and all the creatures in it. Boca Raton turtle murderers dance with a dickhead transporting endangered species in a brand new Jerk of the Week. Play along with the Jerks on Instagram (@_thecirclejerks) to see if you can tell the difference between a car accident injury or a shark attack. Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on...

Duration:00:57:00

Jerkin' in the Dark

7/17/2019
Who you gonna call? The Circle Jerks are taking a trip to the dark side this week to discuss the supernatural; personal encounters, beliefs, religions, skepticism, television, and film. A ghost gun-smuggling Masshole squares off against a meth'd-up ghost in an all new Jerk of the Week, and the Jerks take on the new Ghostbusters film, directed by Jason Reitman. What will make it fail? What will make it succeed? Will Bill Murray piss in everyone's Cheerios? All that, and more. Have a Jerk...

Duration:01:02:57

Drugs are Bad... Sometimes

7/3/2019
The Jerks welcome back Dog Show, as they discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly side of drugs. A meth-smuggling mommy faces off against a crank-wielding squirrel master in a brand new Jerk of the Week, and the Jerks attempt to interpret what that abnormally skinny, patchouli-smelling, dreadlock-sporting man with the baggy pants is selling at the music festival in Drug Lingo. Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on the show? Email The...

Duration:01:07:36

The Jerks Go to Jail

6/24/2019
"YO DAWG, HERSCHEL GOT THE MONSTER AFTER HE BOOFED A JACK MACK INTO GRANDMA'S AND STRAIGHT UP BUTCHED-IN WHEN SOMEONE THREATENED TO OUT HIM AS A CHESTER!" If you don't understand, you obviously didn't play Jailhouse Jargon with the Jerks, and you're primed to "Dance on the Blacktop"! Spread your cheeks, close your eyes for the delousing powder, strap on your Bobo's, and take a trip upstate as the Jerks discuss everything-prison; from rape, to strategy, to films, to death row. Have a Jerk...

Duration:01:18:55

Animal Crackers

6/16/2019
On a totally wild edition of The Circle Jerks Podcast, the guys compare and contrast their spirit animals, converse on the ethical treatment of domesticated creatures, salivate over the Earth's tastiest morsels, pair unlikely opponents in Epic Animal Battles, and marvel as two mega monsters vie for supremacy in, quite possibly, the biggest Jerk of the Week ever! The Jerks also bid salutations to their brand new wildlife correspondent, Sir Archibald Cromwell; providing us with a bountiful...

Duration:01:05:37

Bachelor Party a Go-Go

6/10/2019
This week... coming to you from The Circle Jerks Sealab, off the coast of glorious Atlantic City, New Jersey, The Circle Jerks Podcast celebrates Justin's Bachelor Party! The Jerks reminisce about being single, hit a veritable jackpot in a brand new Jerk of the Week, heed valuable relationship advice from Ja Rule in another Ja Rules, translate womanspeak in The Wife Whisperer, and answer some very special Inappropriate Fishbowl Questions, Bachelor Party Edition. With special guests: Dog...

Duration:01:28:25

Uncle Sam Fartin' on a Snare Drum for an Hour

5/27/2019
In the Memorial Day Special, the Jerks honor our living and fallen soldiers... as well as a few other folks who don't get the recognition they deserve, in Unsung Heroes, lay judgment on a cheeseburger-wielding criminal and a reptile-throwing fast food junkie in Jerk of the Week, and finally test their knowledge of American history to find out which Jerk is the most patriotic. Happy Memorial Day, American Cheesebags! If you're enjoying the show, please subscribe and drop us a rating! Take...

Duration:01:06:09

A Midsommar Night's Dream

5/20/2019
In lieu of Ari Aster (director of "Hereditary" [2018]) releasing the trailer for his new nightmare fueled "Midsommar", the Jerks take on cults; the history, subtle differences from religion, weird rituals, leaders, and followers. A testifying cult slave master squares off against a crack-smuggling father in Jerk of the Week, and the gang create their very own cheese, wine, overall, and moon-based cult "The Cheesos". If you're enjoying the show, please subscribe and drop us a rating! Take...

Duration:01:04:33

Jerk Looks Like a Lady

5/12/2019
"Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not) is live! Take it and be entered to win a FREE Circle Jerks t-shirt and some gnarly stickers (limited to the Unites States)! TAKE THE TEST HERE! In an attempt to celebrate Mother's Day, the Jerks try to get in touch with their feminine side by determining what their week as women would look like, pin a shiny brown ribbon on another Jerk of the Week, and square off to find out who is the...

Duration:00:58:48

The Forest Fire: Part 2

5/6/2019
In a brand new season, and part two of the Population Control Special, the Jerks stump each other in a brand new round of Real News / Fake News, salivate as a burrito-throwing troglodyte faces off against a trigger-happy truck enthusiast in Jerk of the Week, examine laws made specifically for jerks in Jerk Laws, and continue excavating the first ever standardized test for the license to breed... "Should I Breed?", coming soon. If you're enjoying the show, please subscribe and drop us a...

Duration:01:10:48

The Forest Fire: Part 1

4/29/2019
In part one of the Population Control Special, the Jerks scrape the bottom of the stupid-barrel by trying to identify real and fake Instagram hashtags in Trendbot 9000, oppose a moronic, busted faux-cop with a match-striking, group-sex-deprived maniac in Jerk of the Week, ponder creative ways to reduce Earth's population, and break ground on "Should I Breed?", the first ever mandatory test allowing or denying hopeful couples the privilege of reproducing. Don't forget to subscribe and drop...

Duration:01:17:40

Nicholas "The Rock" Cage and His Silver Chainsaw Sword

4/15/2019
The Jerks reveal their reluctant preferences in an in-depth game of Would You Rather, pit a pair of gun-wielding, slack-jawed morons against an entire Korean corporation in this week's Jerk of the Week, enrich their lives through the infinite wisdom of Ja Rules, and go full-blown Hollywood Jerk in The Pitch Room. Don't forget to subscribe and drop us a rating! Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on the show? Email The Circle Jerks at...

Duration:00:54:11