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62. Holding It In

Hear us ramble about how many kids we could kick, Drama's first major hangover, holding in dumps for 8+ hours, and a slew of submissions covering Rammstein, random boners, Juggalos and a story of growing up in Iran. Watch our Minneapolis recap video: If you're listening in Apple Podcasts why not leave us a 5 star rating WITH review? Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with a drunken story has all that good stuff like brand new...


61. Two Dudes Dizzy On Duster

We sobered up a bit for this episode and who knows if it helped or made everything worse. We also took our FIRST LIVE CALL during this one. Listen to us talk about conspiracy theories, more geography, another trip to Slim's bathroom of terrors, tattoos we wanted when younger and more. Go listen to our guest appearance on The Gore Score podcast: Give us a 5 star rating with...


60. Kink In My Slinky

Is this our loosest episode yet? Probably. Things get off the rails after several games of beer darts. We try to discuss calling sex hotlines, Jackie O (again), a wedding Slim attended, getting old, what happened to the man in the bathroom and other drunken ramblings. Good luck! Leave a hot 5 star rating WITH a review our this is done Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something great for everything like merch and anonymous...


59. Diaper Dads?

Hear a detailed recap of our Minneapolis trip for Prof Outdoors including a dance party, $45 on Papa John's, Lil B and much more. We also get into reality tv, G.G. Allin, eggs and egging, how dirty we will get in a fight and diapers vs. being cheated on. Give us a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we take this thing out back and shoot it for everything like merch and anonymous submissions Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something...


58. Jesus Juice Zombie Escapade

Back from Minnesota we discuss felonies, horrible tv shows, a correction to something from last episode, a spicy text message, doctors and drinking plus our plans for Minneapolis. Give us 5 star ratings with a review or we go to podcast jail Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild for everything including anonymous submissions and merch Twitter at us Instagram at us...


57. Tubby Custard

Slim gets unexpected visitors, Spotify shenanigans, how to enter a bathtub as a man, a 101 year old woman giving birth, the best erotic fan fiction and probably some other good stuff. WATCH OUR CABIN VIDEO: Leave us a 5 star rating with a review on Apple Podcasts or we become podcast ghosts Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some real cool things for EVERYTHING like merch, anonymous submissions and...


56. Suspendered Underpants

Back in the dungeon post-cabin we continue to harp on it and how life was better there. Other hot topics include a man that eats 1,460 burgers a year, quality pizzas, a new road name, Slim's middle school lip sync performance, turning japanese and more fun stuff. Hit that 5 star rating with a review or we go to podcast hell Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something spicy Hop on over to for merch, anonymous submissions and all the other...


55. Live From The Cabin

We snuck away out to the middle of nowhere to finally take an appropriate vacation for all of our extremely hard work. But even on a getaway we must still keep this thing chuggin' so we recorded our first episode away from the dungeon. Hear all the deets mainly about beers and the beach and realize how without stress we're no longer funny or entertaining. Give us 5 star reviews with ratings on iTunes/Apple Podcasts because it matters a whole bunch Call or text 402-7DAPPER...


54. Reusable Rubbers

Recorded on a very weird Wednesday hear how we took Alex Jones Youtube account, a bunch of gross sex talk, one hit wonders, how many hot dogs is too many hot dogs and a submission that leads to geeking out about Goosebumps, records and Simpsons. Smash that 5 star rating WITH a nice little review because it helps us! of all the good stuff like our NEW merch and anonymous submissions Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some juicy details Twitter...


53. Five's A Massacre

Diving straight into year two and not much has changed. Hear about our multiple recent trips to Chicago for Kweku Collins, Against Me! and Brockhampton, the long mistreatment of elephants, a father of 64 with too much math, rampage vs. spree, whip-it addiction and a bundle of other quality stuff. Hit us with those FIVE STAR REVIEWS on Apple Podcasts/iTunes because it helps us a ton Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and everything Read more of our dumb thoughts at...


52. Baby's First Birthday

We did it. We actually made it to one year somehow. So we spend this entire episode reflecting on it. If this is your first time checking us out you might want to start with a different episode. You should also be watching this on YouTube because the video is insane. Anyway, thanks everyone for the support and making it worth continuing to a year. Year 2 is gonna get real weird so get ready. Watch the video version! Give us 5 star reviews on Apple...


51. Skol And Screams In A Thunderstorm

You think you've heard it all but you haven't yet. Sit back and enjoy tales of billboard money, extreme Elvis, more grease, a voicemail full of lies, Malcolm in the Middle, fire stories, worst lyrics and other unspeakable stuff that was spoken. NEXT EPISODE IS OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Send in your submissions NOW. Tell us your favorite moments/episodes/whatever or anything else you think would be good to discuss. DO IT NOW. Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave a voicemail with...


50. 10 Year Old Uncle

The big ol' 5-0. Let you ears be blessed with tales of Slim's "volunteer work" and Drama's brake job. Additional topics involve the documentary Finder Keepers, a slew of submissions such as breaking through the toilet paper, best sandwich choices, the importance of live performances, if we had cool new voices, what we're willing to give up for Sheryl Crow and so much more. Tell us your favorite moments, episodes, whatever for our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Call 402-7DAPPER...


49. Double Penetration Drive-In Theater

Without hesitation we get right back to our bullshit. That includes the weirder side of, the passing of beloved Duke, lobster science, alterations to school curriculum, movie reboot ideas, what happened to smut theaters and their answer to the lack thereof. Does anyone even read this anymore? Submit your favorite/funniest/whatever moments from us so far for our one year anniversary in just a few episodes! Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the above so we can put it in...


48. Xanax Chimp Schematics

We get right into Grimaces (or Grimini) again, do zombies take dumps, seeing Mount Eerie in Chicago, weirdest places they've shat, more quick ones including passing judgements, Lil Wayne, big spoon vs. little spoon and tons of other neurotic ramblings that should be cause for concern. Send us submissions for our one year episode! Tell us your favorite/funniest moments or episodes, when/how you started listening, what you want in the future, whatever else! Call/text 402-7DAPPER...


47. Filing Cabinet Fiasco

In a disturbing discovery we find out Slim is hording something. We also dive deep into MADtv, being blind, some high quality videos, the movie Hereditary, favorite albums and all kinds of other hot stuff. Leave us glowing 5 star reviews on the Apple podcast app Call 402-7DAPPER with your favorite episodes/moments/whatever for our one year episode Follow @DapperDads on Twitter for some reason Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram for other reasons...


46. Giraffeicide

When left to our own devices it gets real weird real quick. Thankfully we got some submissions that cover 3 sexy specific quick ones, a bunch of "this or that" questions, and 3 additional quick ones. It's a great episode full of goodness and we totally wouldn't lie to you ever. Send us submissions so the episode are solid like this and also send your favorite Dapper moments for the one year celebration! Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something fun and/or your favorite...


45. Balls Out

Right back at ya with another tolerable episode. Hear how Drama thought he was actually going to meet Kanye, Slim sloshed around in a basement adventure, how much sawdust you could put in foods, how many pigeons you could carry, first love making sessions and a big black book that we end up just reading a lot of. Plus more I'm almost sure of it. Five star reviews on the iPhone podcast app or whatever it's called again please Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with that good good...


44. Legs Does Hollywood

Let the good times roll through this audio adventure. The guys chit chat about Evil Genius, the ability to commit their own crimes, a pair of legs that just won't quit, least favorite music genres, the beef between Pusha T and Drake plus some other good stuff probably about balls and whatnot. GO WATCH THE VLOG FROM MINNEAPOLIS/SOUNDSET: Buy some of that sweet sweet merch already: 5 star reviews or we're done with...


43. Minneapolis For Soundset

Believe it or not, the guys lived through their 3 day bender up in Minneapolis for Memorial Day weekend and Soundset 2018. Listen to the tales of hot tubs, many many breweries, the most intense live performance the dads have witnessed so far, almost being involved in a shooting and how a board game almost broke the bonds of friendship. Plus other stuff too because boy oh boy was it a story for the history books. Get some of that hot new merch before it's not hot anymore...