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All the Tiny Horses - 042

7/11/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark warns us about moon mind, Uncle Doug shows us how to apologize to modernize, and Uncle Dan tries to talk about weighty matters and the guys are having none of it.

Duration:01:27:41

Born Unto Trouble - 041

7/4/2018
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This week! Uncles Doug and Dan go FULL BIBLE (you never go full Bible!). First, Uncle Doug teaches us why more sinning is better than less, then Uncle Dan applies for a new Job, and Jeff Sessions is just a horrible human.

Duration:01:03:48

The Snark Crystal - 040

6/27/2018
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This week! Uncle Dan shows us how bullshit vibrates, Uncle Mark demonstrates that the worst things happen in pairs, and Uncle Doug shows us that good guys really do finish last.

Duration:01:02:21

Chicken Bridge - 039

6/20/2018
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This week! Uncle Dan pushes us across a wobbly bridge to forever, Uncle Mark introduces us to the eternal Pep Boys, and then Uncle Dan asks for absolution that he doesn't remotely deserve.

Duration:01:05:53

Shofar Shogood - 038

6/13/2018
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This week! Uncle Dan blows his trumpet for a strumpet, Uncle Mark tries to ruin a few weddings, and we talk about How-To learn to love one particular day. http://www.unchainedatlast.org/ http://www.tahirih.org/ http://unicef.in/Whatwedo/30/Child-Marriage https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4188202/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Duration:01:28:53

Thy Rod & Thy Staph - 037

6/6/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark returns from beyond to discuss the first Alt-Right on-air personality, Uncle Doug tells us about haunted water, and Uncle Dan buries a flesh-collage of a god so disturbing we're sorry we dug her up.

Duration:00:50:51

The Devil Made Me Do It! - 036

5/30/2018
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This week! Satan stands in for uncle Mark, as uncles Dan and Doug discuss how to dance with the devil. First, though, uncle Dan gives us a little Luciferian history, and uncle Doug hears the powerful heartbeat of religious nerds. Don’t forget to become a patron, so we can get uncle Mark back on the show! https://www.patreon.com/howtoheretic

Duration:00:58:49

Dental Alchemy - 035

5/23/2018
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This week! Uncle Doug gets called up to the big leagues as uncle Mark gets lazy and sits one out. Uncle Dan takes the woo right out of your mouth, professor Jim becomes a critical thinking nazi, and uncle Doug explores some strange family values!

Duration:00:54:16

The Cephalophory Story - 034

5/16/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark talks about Parisian head, Uncle Doug talks about Mormon head, and Uncle Dan tells us beef is not what’s for dinner. It’s all pretty gross, actually. Enjoy!

Duration:01:15:50

Building Better Butter Towers - 033

5/9/2018
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This week! Uncle Doug helps us bury a long-gone god, Uncle Mark hopes you'll indulge him, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a group of people who are good at wanting the apocalypse but bad at doing math!

Duration:00:57:39

Gayer than a Bucket of Foreskins - 032

5/2/2018
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This week! Professor Jim returns to show us how we can be right about a thing by being right about a thing, Uncle Mark wants us all to be wary of strangers with yellow cravats, and Uncle Dan gets Uncle Mark all sweaty with the gayest part of the Bible yet!

Duration:01:19:08

Tip your Patriarch - 031

4/25/2018
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This week! Uncle Dan lays his hands on some soft serve Mormon Magic, Uncle Doug Explains the slippery slope from banana beer to mass murder, and together we have what will be the first of several How-To’s about how to leave homophobia when you leave religion.

Duration:01:33:07

Look out for Lamas! - 030

4/18/2018
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This week! Uncle Uncle Dan can barely speak through his oily mouthful of dumb, Uncle Mark casts a hard eye on the world's totes most bestest person ever, and together we explore the positive benefits of spontaneous roadside circumcision.

Duration:01:15:07

029 - The Balls of Patriarchy.

4/11/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to a group of people who DID NOT fuck around - at all. And Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins two other men to challenge the idea of men controlling the conversation. http://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/index.html Mormon Stories episodes #883-885 https://www.mormonstories.org/podcast/mormonleaks_joseph_bis

Duration:01:19:56

Look kids, crumbs! - 028

4/4/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark sees Dan’s 10 Commandments and raises him to Mt. Gerizim, Uncle Doug shares the secret of the original under armor, and Uncle Dan makes some shitty food to celebrate a mass murder of children that didn’t happen but is still a terrible story.

Duration:01:13:59

What does the Fart say? - 027

3/28/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark drags us some place Hell-enistic, Uncle Doug tells us four different stories of rising after 3 days before we wash our hands of the whole mess, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a god that has been speaking through all of us in surprising ways.

Duration:01:21:58

Where is John Frum from? - 026

3/21/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark tracks down a very bizarre shipment, Uncle Dan gets his guts all wound up, and Page returns for the first of our How-To’s about the final curtain.

Duration:01:18:54

Of Oxen, Asses & 400 Drunk Boys. - 025

3/14/2018
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This week! Uncle Mark shows us how to rock and party like it’s 900 AD in the Graveyard of the Gods. Uncle Dan wants so much in the Commandment of the Week, and Sarah Ponto Rivera from The Satanic Temple’s Grey Faction helps watch out for some insidious woo.

Duration:01:24:42

Cathedrals of Cannibals - 024

3/7/2018
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This Week, Uncle Doug gets up on his Rameumptom to yell about big buildings, Professor Jim stops by to see what's fallen through the cracks and Uncle Dan shows us one simple trick for for getting pan-fresh man-flesh every time.

Duration:01:01:38

Who’s afraid of Hell’s worst poet? - 023

2/28/2018
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This week! Is that a bustle in Uncle Mark’s hedgerow? He is sore afraid! Uncle Dan violates both the spirit and the letter of the rules of his own goddamned podcast, and Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist joins us to talk about a journey from faith to freedom. Find Seth at his website- http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/ The infuriating Frontline Documentary about recovered memory and multiple personality malpractice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlW9GNb70Xg The hilariously...

Duration:01:29:47