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The Important Questions Episode 65

9/12/2019
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Goddamn it's late, but it's Thursday. So I got an obligation to get this podcast up. 1) What is your most embarrassing moment? 2) How do you take a renaissance fair too far? 3) How did your parents explain things to you as a child? 4) Fuck/Marry/Kill - Dog, Mom, Dad? FEAT. Ron De Jeremy Rum and Lester's Fixins Buffalo Wing Soda Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork:...

Duration:01:33:18

The Important Questions Episode 64

9/5/2019
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We got a good ass show in store this week. 1) What is the most money you can get and proper order you can sell all of your organs to sustain your life as long as possible? 2) What are some non stereotypical ways to spend lottery winnings? 3) What is the best way to prepare toast? 4) What things do not take long but you're too lazy to do? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork:...

Duration:01:02:53

The Important Questions Episode 63

8/29/2019
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4 questions this week - but you coulda got more if you were a Patreon donor and wanted bonus content monthly. 1) How can you slyly adjust your balls or scratch your butthole in public? 2) What can be achieved by commenting on porn? 3) What shows that you're comfortable with your masculinity? 4) Why do printers still suck? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork:...

Duration:01:10:01

The Important Questions Episode 62

8/22/2019
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Oh hey Dave, is that a kinda longer than usual episode this week? Yes, and you're friggin' welcome. 1) What time period would you travel back to if you could control the circumstances? 2) What are the best ways to kill some time when the power goes out? 3) What is better than sex? 4) What would every day life be like if you lived in the world of an infomercial? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815)...

Duration:01:35:54

The Important Questions Episode 61

8/15/2019
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Oh shit are you in for a treat today.... 1) What are the most important guidelines to follow on vacations? 2) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier fast food places? 3) What is worse - kissing a dude or shitting your pants in public. -Disclaimer - Scott, this question is really terrible. But also, it's pretty funny. 4) What is the stupidest world record to try and set or break? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per...

Duration:01:12:50

The Important Questions Episode 60

8/8/2019
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Disclaimer - after 60 regular episodes (and like 20+ other episodes) we finally hit some audio issues. Now to be clear, this ain't like episode ruining, completely unlistenable audio issues - but you may hear a few awkward skips. We sent a ticket to IT, and it should be resolved by episode 61. But anyways, here's the goddamn questions.... 1)How can we tell super religious people that they look stupid? 2) Why can't people mind their own damn business? 3) What is the worst thing you can wish...

Duration:01:03:10

The Important Questions Episode 59

8/1/2019
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You will tell your friends about The Important Questions Podcast. You will tell your friends about The Important Questions Podcast. You will tell your friends about The Important Questions Podcast. 1) What crimes would carnival goldfish commit to make their punishment justified? 2) What word will replace "expert" once it becomes sarcastic and ironic? 3) How does age change our perception of size? 4) Where can you jizz that would give you the most bragging rights? Consider being a Patreon...

Duration:01:17:02

The Listener Special Volume 6

7/25/2019
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This week, once more, your questions are at the forefront of discussion. 1) What is our pre jerk off routine? 2) Why is Colby anti-abortion? 3) What is a good boy? 4) What is one super power you wouldn't want? 5) What would daily life be like if you were blind? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook:...

Duration:01:00:09

The Important Questions Episode 58

7/18/2019
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Hey it's time for another episode. How in the fuck did we make it this far...... 1) What is way too overrated? 2) What are the weirdest business mascots? 3) What are some good overlooked benefits at different careers? 4) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier of nostalgic foods? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Merch:...

Duration:01:26:09

The Important Questions Episode 57

7/11/2019
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After the holiday week off, you're probably going through some serious question withdrawals. Here to help save the day are 4 questions... 1) Are people that drive motorcycles stupid? 2) Where is the line between being gay and being curious? 3) Where is the line between being curious and being rude asking personal questions? 4) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tiers of midnight snacks? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once...

Duration:01:29:00

The Important Questions Episode 56

6/27/2019
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Hello my dudes and ladies and dudes. Here's the questions this week. 1) What invention would you like to take credit for? 2) What impact would Christianity have if the messiah's name was Chad? 3) How do we make epic movies less epic? 4) How do I tell everyone about my small dick? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook:...

Duration:00:53:37

The Important Questions Episode 55

6/20/2019
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Somehow at 55 episodes we haven't given up. So here's the questions. 1) What minor first world inconveniences would mean nothing to someone in a third world area? 2) How do you know you've hit rock bottom? 3) How do blind people know when they're done wiping? 4) Is swallowing cannibalism? 5) What other household appliances can be transformed with 'smart' technology, and is it even worthwhile? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once...

Duration:01:40:26

The Important Questions Episode 54

6/13/2019
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Hi boys and girls - Here are your topics this week.... Special thanks to Rich Siegel from the Private Suite Podcast for making an appearance! 1) What prizes would be given out on game shows for poor people? 2) What does it mean to be a man? 3) What are the most useless jobs? 4) How can you use being gender fluid to your advantage? 5) What are the lengths we would go to in order to not inconvenience somebody? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be...

Duration:01:46:16

The Important Questions Episode 53

6/6/2019
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We got literally four questions this week. And bonus content for sale. Listen carefully. 1) Is there anything Spencer's Gifts would not sell if legality was not an issue? 2) What are some creative ways to escape being robbed or mugged? 3) When is fat coming back? 4) What were some of the stupidest things you believed as a child? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork:...

Duration:01:13:57

The Important Questions Memorial Day Special

5/30/2019
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Citizens of America, pls enjoy this Memorial Day special consisting of 4 semi-political-americanish-something questions. And those are.... 1) Has joining the military lost its respect? 2) What would wars be like if they were fought only by the world leaders? 3) What fictional character would make the best president? 4) What would the USA be like if the president was a kid and the job worked exactly the way they thought it would? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being...

Duration:00:45:30

The Important Questions Episode 52

5/23/2019
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Bozos, here are your topics this week. 1) What pisses you off? 2) Should there be appropriate punishments in place for being a general douchebag? 3) What are the worst movies and why? 4) Why haven't we been visited by aliens yet? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content will be getting released to donors starting NEXT WEEK! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC...

Duration:01:21:16

The Important Questions Episode 51

5/16/2019
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Hello everydudes, here's some questions on the agenda today. 1) What would be the weirdest animal hybrid? 2) Does it actually ever get better? 3) Why are old people so fuckin' dumb? 4) What is the most uncomfortable feeling? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content will be getting released to donors only coming soon! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram:...

Duration:01:20:44

The Listener Special Volume 5

5/9/2019
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Hello there. It's time to listen to your questions again. Please remember that we feed off of those questions, so continue sending them in. 1) What cocktail defines who we are? (Features reviews of really shitty cocktails we've made) 2) Little mommy, big salami? 3) What's the worst item to put through the wash? 4) What is the best type of fry? 5) What is the most supreme breakfast food? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content will be getting released to donors only coming soon!...

Duration:01:11:19

The Important Questions Episode 50

5/2/2019
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You want to know how badly Dave prepares? There's 4 questions this week amidst eating retardedly hot sauces to honor 50 episodes, but Dave only remembers 2 of them. I'll update this once I listen back to it. But I can safely say you'll enjoy the sounds of our pain. 1) What can't sex sell? 2) What is the stupidest conspiracy theory? Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC...

Duration:01:30:47

The Important Questions Episode 49

4/25/2019
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Episode 49 Discussion Points: 1) Who would win in a fight: Tom from Tom and Jerry or Wile E Coyote? 2)How do you poop? 3) How do you deal with a clogged toilet in various societal situations? 4) How would the first time machines actually be used? 5) What would be the steps to start your own religious following? Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram:...

Duration:01:21:48