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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 39: Taken Down By Cynicism & Social Pressure!

11/19/2018
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On Thursday of last week the Upper Pierogi Belt was abuzz about a possible snowstorm headed our way. But I've been burned many times by such dubious proclamations and went to work as normal, with little concern. In this episode I tell you what happened next. And why I'm thinking about moving to Florida already. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and...

Duration:00:34:35

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 37: I'll Be Feeling This Crap Deep Into Tuesday!

11/12/2018
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In this one I tell you about something I'm forced to endure four times per year, and how I have a difficult time rebounding from it. I'll be feeling this crap deep into Tuesday! Needless to say, there are many barely-related jags along the way, including an impassioned tirade about similar complaints I've heard which I consider to be phony-baloney. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for...

Duration:00:28:26

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 35: I Went Down Like A Chubby Crane!

11/5/2018
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I was taking the trash out this weekend when things suddenly took a dark turn. In this one you'll get all the details, along with the normal lineup of barely-related jags. Then I tell you about the home plate-shaped hole in the middle of my heart, and I reveal the Totally Out Of Context Quote Of The Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll...

Duration:00:26:22

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 33: I've Painted Myself Into A Beer Corner!

10/30/2018
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In this one I tell you how I made a tactical error and painted myself into a beer corner. I scored a short-term victory, and gave up some long-term liberties. And I explain how I'm in danger of escalating from nickel-fat to dime-fat. It's not good, my friends. Dime-fat is a bad sign. Then I retell the classic "kumquat money" story, followed by a blast from the past with an emphasis on the word "blast." Finally, I get all confused and name the Whistle Dick of the Week on Monday, even though...

Duration:00:28:02

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 31: Field Report: My Big Honkin' Four Day Weekend!

10/22/2018
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In this one, I give you the details of my big honkin' four-day weekend. Oh, it's some exciting stuff, my friends! I got my car inspected! Watched some baseball!! Went to Jersey Mike's for lunch!!! And all manner of additional adventures. There are some laughs, I think. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the...

Duration:00:34:28

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 30: You're Not Supposed To Urinate Meat (BONUS EPISODE!)

10/19/2018
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This is the most recent Thursday episode. These are generally available to patrons only, but I'm releasing it to everyone because I kinda like it, and so you guys can hear what the Thursday shows sound like. In this one I celebrate the arrival of fall and talk about my need for all four seasons. And I tell you about a book I'm re-reading 'cause I love it so much, and how my snobbery nearly caused me to miss it. And I have a couple of questionable stories to share from my ridiculous past,...

Duration:00:33:41

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 29: Just Roll With It, Bitches!

10/15/2018
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I'm trying to make these Monday episodes a little more cohesive, my friends. And it's not as easy as it seems. I hope you'll bear with me as I test out the old platitude "if you're not sweating, you're not doing it right." Oh, I was sweating plenty during this one... It's a discussion about people I call The Correctors, the Opinion Butt-Inners, and the Contrarions. I'm guilty of being all of those things during an earlier part of my life, but not anymore. I take a stab at trying to figure...

Duration:00:25:21

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 27: The Scary-Ass 1989 Move To Atlanta

10/8/2018
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In this one, I describe the circumstances that led to me leaving a beloved job in Greensboro, NC and moving to Atlanta -- one of America's most intimidating cities -- with no means of support and a horrible apartment rented sight-unseen over the phone. During the first few weeks I was freaking out, man! I hope you enjoy it. Please let me know. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll...

Duration:00:28:14

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 25: I Said Chicken, Dick!

10/1/2018
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In this one I tell you about my almost-new piece o' shit computer and the latest trick it's doing, Neck Beard Johnny the man who insists there's nothing wrong with said computer, our recent visit to Chipotle and how their pico de gallo ratios were way off, and my possibly inconsistent reactions to places where horrible things happened. I also introduce a new weekly feature: The Totally Out of Context Quote of the Week. Thanks for listening. I hope you enjoy it! Need twice the Jeff Kay?...

Duration:00:26:30

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 23: Don't Joke About Polio

9/24/2018
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Good news: This one is about 98% Las Vegas-free! I've now moved on to other nonsense, including my thoughts on how David Bowie's "Let's Dance" was recorded, the leg cramps that freaked me out for a few hours, a retired baseball player who now sounds like he should be cooking beans on a wagon train, and the night last week when I came home covered in taco grease. I fully expect a Pulitzer Prize for this episode. I hope you enjoy it! Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on...

Duration:00:27:25

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 21: The Longest Day

9/17/2018
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In this one I tell you about our day trip to the Grand Canyon during our recent Las Vegas visit. Was it worth it? Was it fun? Well... you'll just have to listen to find out. You'll also get to meet The Spaniards, the unfriendly hippies from Luxembourg, Bucket Boy, the woman who barely escaped a horrible sandwich death, and a cast of thousands. Oh, it was quite memorable. And the Canyon was pretty interesting too. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to...

Duration:00:35:44

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 19: The Country Might Not Have Survived!

9/3/2018
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All of us have encountered various forks in the road during our lives, points where we were forced to make big decisions on how to proceed. And, if you're like me, you're convinced you made the wrong choice nearly every time. In this one, I tell you about the unlikeliest of such forks and the way in which I botched it. I hope you enjoy it! Pass the beer nuts. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation,...

Duration:00:27:59

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 17: Don't Put Your Lips On It!

8/27/2018
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In this one I tell you about an aborted visit to the new Dairy Queen, people double-dipping on the stuff I don't know, the Lewis Phenomenon, Jim Halpert as an international badass, being trapped in the haircut funnel, a music video that single-handedly destroyed the career of an 80s rock star, and asking Gordon Ramsay to please come up here and put a metaphorical foot in my ass. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or...

Duration:00:29:58

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 15: A Good One For People With Short Attention Spans!

8/20/2018
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This one is all over the place. We discuss the rarest of occurrences at my house, adventures in passport renewals, revenue enhancement fees, the thing I think about when somebody mentions Canada, how the Brits love to look down their noses at Americans, a grand canyon, the curious history of the Jeffs, and whistle dicks who say "legit" all the time. I hope you enjoy it! Pass the beer nuts. Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a...

Duration:00:27:22

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 13: Adventures In 13th Grade

8/13/2018
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In this one, I talk about my three semesters at West Virginia State College. Very little effort was put forth, I received the results I deserved and quickly dismissed it all as nothing more than 13th grade. You'll learn about a memorable English class there, a photography course that still haunts me to this day, and a wild filmmaking class I took with my friend Rocky. And I close it out with another Rocky story, involving vodka and Five Alive. I hope you enjoy it! Please let me know. Need...

Duration:00:28:15

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 11: A Very Special Episode

8/4/2018
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That's right, a very special episode! For the first time, the show is available outside our home base at Patreon. From this day forward the Monday episode will be distributed to iTunes, Stitcher, and all the other big podcast directories -- as well as Patreon. And the Thursday show will still be for patrons only at patreon.com/jeffkay. So, twice the Jeff Kay! OK... maybe that didn't merit an exclamation mark. But you know what I'm saying. In this one, I launch into a meandering diatribe...

Duration:00:27:30