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129: Pepsi© Blue Lightning®: Ride the Gatorade™ | Quinn’s Naughty Bits: Sex Olympics

6/16/2018
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I just wanna say off the bat that both the titles for this episode came from Quinn this week and I’m humbled by his genius. First, Jim wants to create some horror villains and scenarios that haven’t been done to death. Then, Quinn reveals some naughty bitsss of his own and pitches Sex Olympics all over the place. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham...

Duration:00:24:07

128: What Were They Thinking? | Porn Advent Calendar Scavenger Hunt

6/10/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk about things that make you say “WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!” Then, Jim wants to talk about tricking yourself into exercising. It slips quickly into Jim’s Naughty Bitsssss. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim’s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn’s Twitter:...

Duration:00:23:42

127: Phantasy Physics | OG Park

6/2/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk the scientific logistics of fantasy worlds. Then, Jim wants to talk about the various ways the staff fucked up in the original Jurassic Park. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please...

Duration:00:22:20

126: Quinn’s Questions About Movies Vol. 2 | Bar Mitzvah Crashers

5/27/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk about movies again! Then, Jim wants to know what other kinds of events can be crashed. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you...

Duration:00:24:23

125: Jim and Quinn Jupiter: Fashion Icons | Horse Hair Dental Floss

5/20/2018
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Shut up and listen to this. First, Quinn wants to talk about… the seasons? Then, Jim wants to talk about non-reusable things that we can reuse. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us...

Duration:00:22:47

124: Podcast Ads | Don’t Judge a Brony, You Jabroni

5/13/2018
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Hey everyone, First of all, we create ads for podcasts (because podcast ads tend to be so bad). Featuring ads for Let’s Start A Cult Podcast, Random Ramblings with Rob, and Moviesaurus Rex. Then, Jim wants to talk about the choicest alien invasion scenarios. It’s surprising how many result in the death of humanity. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham...

Duration:00:23:00

123: Spookiest Spookster | Elton John Ate God

5/6/2018
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Hey everybody, happy podcasting day! First, Jim wants to talk about the scariest classic monster. Then, Quinn wants to talk about Elton John lyrics and the surprising truths revealed within. *** Don’t forget to check out THE ANIMAL SAGA. Three great films from one great company. GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at...

Duration:00:24:04

122: The Vagitaurus Saga - Part II | The Sandlerverse

4/29/2018
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Well look at this sexy motherfucker reading the episode description. Treat yourself, you beautiful ‘turd. In this episode, Jim wants to continue his very tenuous DM’ing with the second part of the Vagitaurus Saga. What will Harold Henderson and Marvin the Dwarf do to escape the street crabs attacking their faces?! Then, Quinn wants to define the components of an Adam Sandler movie and delve deep into… The Sandlerverse. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT...

Duration:00:22:54

121: Rapid Rather Round 4 | Titular Letter Swap

4/22/2018
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First, Jim drops a brand new round of Rapid Rather, the Extreme Sadism Edition! It’s your favourite rapid ‘would-you-rather’ game! Then, Quinn devises an incredibly complicated game where you describe a film with one letter swapped in the title and the other brother tries to guess what it is. Ohhhh The Jupiter Boys. GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham...

Duration:00:24:16

120: Dungeons and Dragons (Jim Jupiter Edition) | Millennial Museum

4/15/2018
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JUPITURDS. Drop thy pants and do a dance: it’s time for The Jupiter Boys! First, Jim wants Quinn to play a DnD-like game of his own creation. It goes poorly! Then, Quinn wants to discuss what a millennial museum might look like. GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter:...

Duration:00:24:01

119: Eye For The Guy | The Beard Bikini Bet

4/8/2018
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Jupiturds, we love you. In a sexual way. First, Jim wants to talk about the format of a show like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and wants to know how we can rejig that format for other shows to make lots and lots of dough. Vegan, organic, locally sourced dough. Then, Quinn is growing a beard for 3 months upon Jim’s insistence. We’re gonna discuss what Quinn gets in return if he follows through. GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE:...

Duration:00:22:55

118: Smell Yes | Quinn’s Questions About Movies!!!

4/1/2018
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We don’t have a lot of time, I’ve got a fart in the oven, let’s get to this: First, Jim wants to talk about how life as we know it will be altered by the addition of olfactory stimulants in media. IT’S GON’ STINK. Then, Quinn wants to ask Jim about movies in his new show ‘Quinn’s Questions About Movies!!!’ GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham...

Duration:00:24:03

117: Cereal Stages | The Notorious RPG

3/25/2018
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First, Jim wants to talk about the various cereals you eat throughout the stages of your life, and we try to come up with some new ones. Then, Quinn wants to imagine life within an RPG. GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark:...

Duration:00:22:33

116: Hello From The Brother Side | Kicked Out of Bed Shenanigans

3/18/2018
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Welcome, Jupiturds. On this episode, Quinn wants to dissect the psychology of Adele songs. Then, Jim wants to talk about what you WOULD kick a hot partner out of bed for. GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO’S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.redbubble.com/people/thejupiterboys/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark:...

Duration:00:22:44

115: The Laws of Online Dating | Being Jim Mal-Quinn-vich (GO WATCH IT! Vol. 2)

3/4/2018
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If you’re happy and you know it, secrete dopamine. First, Jim wants to establish some desperately needed rules and laws of online dating, including dick pick parameters and ghosting timelines. Then, Quinn wants to talk about Being John Malkovich. If you haven’t seen it… GO WATCH IT! And then, we discuss the possibility of Being-John-Malkovich-ing other celebrities. DON’T FORGET to claim your FREE TOKENS for today’s digital strip club, Camsoda.com, featuring thousands of girls next door...

Duration:00:26:35

114: Flashy Fetishes | Escape the Ordinary

2/25/2018
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Welcome back to your favourite podcast. Or your least favourite. Or somewhere in between. First, Jim is back with his naughty bitsssss and he wants to know how we can glam up the fetishes and get them rocking some accessories. Then, Quinn pulls a topic out of his ass. Well, actually he pulls it off of some cheap art on Jim’s wall. DON’T FORGET to claim your FREE TOKENS for today’s digital strip club, Camsoda.com, featuring thousands of girls next door and major porn stars like Dani...

Duration:00:24:41

113: Hot Slice of Boys | Side Hustle

2/18/2018
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Hey burls and goys, welcome to another episode of THE JUPITER BOYS! First, Quinn wants to make a new band, then Jim wants to talk side hustles. DON’T FORGET to claim your FREE TOKENS for today’s digital strip club, Camsoda.com, featuring thousands of girls next door and major porn stars like Dani Daniels, Tori Black, and Brandi Love. Just click here: http://www.camsoda.com/podcast You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here:...

Duration:00:24:45

112: PISSED OFFice | Hot New Sex Moves 2018

2/11/2018
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Welcome children of Jupiter. Gther round. Not so tightly, it’s menacing. In this episode, Quinn invents a segment called PISSED OFFice where you stalk into your coworker’s (or your brother’s) face with just the nastiest of gripes. Then, Jim wants to come up with some new sex moves for all the lovers this Valentimes. DON’T FORGET to claim your FREE TOKENS for today’s digital strip club, Camsoda.com, featuring thousands of girls next door and major porn stars like Dani Daniels, Tori Black,...

Duration:00:24:38

111: Foley First, Film Later | The Film Later (Fetish Edition)

2/4/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk about the possibility of a film being created solely to find a place for some great, great foley. Then, Jim wants to come up with a movie on the spot about a man who discovers weirder and weirder fetishes. DON’T FORGET to claim your FREE TOKENS for today’s digital strip club, featuring thousands of girls next door and major porn stars like Dani Daniels, Tori Black, and Brandi Love. Just click here: http://www.camsoda.com/podcast You can get all sorts of sick...

Duration:00:23:47

110: Rapid Rather Round 3 | Money Month

1/28/2018
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First, Jim wants to break out the rapid rather for a THIRD ROUND. Then, Quinn wants to know what life would be like if all your bils were paid for a full month. DON’T FORGET to claim your FREE TOKENS for today’s digital strip club, featuring thousands of girls next door and major porn stars like Dani Daniels, Tori Black, and Brandi Love. Just click here: http://www.camsoda.com/podcast You can get all sorts of sick merch at our Redbubble store here:...

Duration:00:24:22