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144: Harry Potter (Kind of a Dick?!) | Childhood TV Crushes

10/20/2018
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Howdy doodies. On this week's episode, Quinn wants to tarnish Harry Potter as a bad dude like some kind of Death Eater. Then, Jim wants to talk about all the hottest kids' show characters. But like... not kids... obviously. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deh apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Email us at...

Duration:00:27:23

143: Ganja Gigs | Rapid Rather Round 6 - Peanut Butter Hot Dogs

10/13/2018
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Welcome children of Jupiter. Pull up a comfortable knob and lay your weary tendrils into a cozy coil. First, Jim wants to talk about Canada's upcoming marijuana legalization and the secondary job market that this is going to open up. Then, Quinn has another Rapid Rather, the game where we play Would You Rather, but sort of quickly. Let us know if there was a particular rather that you REALLY disagreed with. Don't forget to check out Go Postal Podcast here. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys...

Duration:00:27:17

142: Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 5 | Drug Dealing by Quizno's Salami Mars

10/6/2018
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Hey Jupiturds, welcome back! First, Quinn wants to treat you to another dose of his questions about movies. Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to deal drugs. Hypothetically, of course. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deh apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter:...

Duration:00:24:14

141: Hunting Humane | The Poop Campaign

9/29/2018
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I didn't even mean to make the title of this episode rhyme, it just did. First, Quinn wants to talk about the ways we can make the animal sports (hunting, fishing, etc.) more humane and maybe even good for the animals... by putting grafitti on them. Then, Jim wants to talk about ways that the little political parties can get an edge against the mainstream parties with a little creative campaigning. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE Theme Music - Christo...

Duration:00:24:01

140 Feat. BRob: Dick Wrasslin' | Sandwich Lube | White People Nonsense

9/22/2018
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Hey everyone, we're mega-stoked to have BRob from the RANDOM RAMBLINGS WITH ROB PODCAST on the show this week! Rob has been a long-time friend of the show and we've even been on an episode of his that you can check out here. On today's episode, we make a Rob sandwich out of Boy bread. First, Jim wants to talk about making a wrestling persona for him and Quinn and Rob tells the boys about a very special wrestler who fights people... with his dick. Then, Rob wants to talk about what kind...

Duration:00:36:09

139: Present Day Middle Earth | Crankin' For Jesus

9/15/2018
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Hey everyone. Welcome back to one of the worst podcasts in existence. And we say that with love. First, Quinn wants to talk about what Middle Earth would look like if it was actually just regular Earth... and present day. Then, Jim wants to talk about his newfound Christianity and his solution to the problem of people making orgasms without babies. PS. It's a bit. He's the same godless hedonist you know and love. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE Theme Music...

Duration:00:22:21

138: Hyrule Kinksters | Brew-piter Boys - Wax It Sideways

9/8/2018
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Alright listen, we gotta be quick because I've hired a monkey by-the-hour and he's on the clock. First, Quinn wants to talk about the most fuckable Legend of Zelda characters. Then, Jim wants to talk about brewing a batch of beer so tasty, even a non-beer-drinker like Quinn will enjoy it. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at...

Duration:00:24:05

137: Quinn's History Corner - The 1855 Clown-Firefighter Brawl | The Grab Bag

9/2/2018
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Boy howdy you 'turds. I say that with love. First, Quinn wants to talk about an actual Clown vs Firefighter brawl from history. Then, Jim wants to talk about a bit about every topic in a new collection called The Grab Bag. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter:...

Duration:00:24:07

136: Steven Spielberg Fucked His Lawyer | 'Bate Surplus: Cereal Rimjob

8/25/2018
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Howdy folks. First, Quinn wants to talk about Shark Week and he wants to rebrand sharks. Then, we talk about the best non-porn, emergency 'bate materials. A section of this episode went kinda funky with the audio. Turns out, my microphone was like 60% plugged in. It's only for a minute or two of the recording. Sorry! *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us...

Duration:00:22:26

135: School of the FUTURE! | We Hit Our 'Bate Quota

8/18/2018
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Welcome back Jupiturds. We're so sorry we left you alone in the eternal void of our silence. We're back now and we're not gonna let them hurt you. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about what school is going to look like in the FUTURE. Probably dangerous and awful. Then, Jim wants to talk about 'batin' because it's Twenty-Bate-Teen. We hit our 'bate quota. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham...

Duration:00:23:00

134 Feat. Deepu Gill: Dream Cult | Quinn's Movie Bits: Revenge of the Tauntauns

7/28/2018
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Holy cow. We're so stoked to have had DEEPU GILL on the show this week. Deepu is the other half of the HACKTHOUGHT podcast. Deepu stops by to talk about dream cults and then gets sucked into Quinn's movie bits. Please don't sleep on the Hackthought Podcast; it's so fucking good and you should listen to it now. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at...

Duration:00:26:43

133: Eat The Dick Shroom | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 3

7/21/2018
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Let's be honest, this one is exactly as weird as it sounds. First, Jim wants to talk about going to the doctor and making yourself look less 'sick' and more 'cooler than a motherfucker.' Then, Quinn launches into everyone's favourite movie-themed podcast within a podcast. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter:...

Duration:00:24:10

132 Feat. Mike Fallek: Rapid Rather Round 5! | Hacktopic - Let's Start A Cult (for real)

7/14/2018
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Jupiturds, we're so fucking excited to have MIKE FALLEK from HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT on the show this week. First, Quinn wants to dip into the rapid rather rapids and Mike takes the game very, VERY seriously. Then, Jim wants to take up the false advertising in Mike's show's title and wants to talk about starting a real, actual cult. Thanks again to the very gracious and awesome Mike Fallek, please go check out his show at your earliest convenience. It's funny as fuck and Quinn and...

Duration:00:25:47

131: Notable Quotables | The Elevator Pitch

7/8/2018
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First, Jim wants to test Quinn's knowledge of movies quotes, but can't get out of the 90s. Then, Quinn wants to talk elevator pitches for movies. It's pretty standard Jupiturd nonsense. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter:...

Duration:00:23:39

130: WiiSports E-Sports | The Vagitaurus Saga - Part III

6/24/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk about the sport version of E-Sports. Then, Jim continues the Vagitaurus Saga. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating...

Duration:00:24:18

129: Pepsi© Blue Lightning®: Ride the Gatorade™ | Quinn's Naughty Bits: Sex Olympics

6/16/2018
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I just wanna say off the bat that both the titles for this episode came from Quinn this week and I'm humbled by his genius. First, Jim wants to create some horror villains and scenarios that haven't been done to death. Then, Quinn reveals some naughty bitsss of his own and pitches Sex Olympics all over the place. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at...

Duration:00:24:07

128: What Were They Thinking? | Porn Advent Calendar Scavenger Hunt

6/10/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk about things that make you say "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!" Then, Jim wants to talk about tricking yourself into exercising. It slips quickly into Jim's Naughty Bitsssss. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter:...

Duration:00:23:42

127: Phantasy Physics | OG Park

6/2/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk the scientific logistics of fantasy worlds. Then, Jim wants to talk about the various ways the staff fucked up in the original Jurassic Park. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a...

Duration:00:22:20

126: Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 2 | Bar Mitzvah Crashers

5/27/2018
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First, Quinn wants to talk about movies again! Then, Jim wants to know what other kinds of events can be crashed. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DOUBLE THE DAMON MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to...

Duration:00:24:23

125: Jim and Quinn Jupiter: Fashion Icons | Horse Hair Dental Floss

5/20/2018
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Shut up and listen to this. First, Quinn wants to talk about... the seasons? Then, Jim wants to talk about non-reusable things that we can reuse. *** GET THE BRAND NEW DAVE FRANCO'S DREAM BOYS MERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE: https://www.thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham http://christograham.bandcamp.com Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or...

Duration:00:22:47