The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
Comedy
Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!
Language:
English
Website:
http://noisehole.net
Episodes
59 - God Baked Rock and Roll For You
5/15/2020
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Joel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bones - Did Dave and Joel participate in skate culture - Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakes - Gary is back, but all is not well - A call with Gary - Egg Van: The Bois go on...
Duration:01:13:54
58 - Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)
4/28/2020
Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Where have the Bois been?! - Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies - Dave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! - How to get your music onto streaming services - Gary’s gone with the wind ROCK AND ROLL - Coldplay?...
Duration:01:29:05
57 - Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!
4/14/2020
Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASE - The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts - English commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?! - “I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!” ROCK AND ROLL - US vs. UK Mtv - (bass player) + (everyone else) = band? - Bob Ross joins Metallica? - “Metallica...
Duration:01:19:34
56 - A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)
4/7/2020
Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Who’s in car? NO ONE! - New Noise Hole Slogans - What does JFK know about holes? - How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise? - Messages from Mom - “He’s got a pot full’o beans.” PANDEMIC PALS - A great time to stop smoking - The pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feast - Noise Boi group therapy - Breaking Robocop pandemic protocols ROCK AND ROLL!? - An update on Gary -...
Duration:01:24:27
55 - Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!
3/31/2020
This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASE - How does time even work now? - Mum’s Bum Candles - Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH! - Technical difficulties NOISE BOI QUESTIONS Disney World & Theme Parks - Avengers theme park? - A Metallica ride? - ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?! - Dave Mustaine’s resurrected...
Duration:01:18:55
54 - Keep An Eye Out For An Ear
3/24/2020
It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Which Smash Bros. character is each Boi? - Dave can’t accept the reality of our situation - Doomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM...
Duration:01:49:50
53 - Filipino Cave Terror Noises
3/17/2020
The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one. BIG BIG NEWS! Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins The first guitarless Noise Hole?! The invention of the first guitar...
Duration:01:25:17
52 - Bernie Bear and BlooBloo
3/3/2020
Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductions Dave’s new whammy super power Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by The Beatles Divebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath Gary’s had too many eggs Divebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer Dead Dad Dudes The Bois try to deal with...
Duration:00:57:59
51 - Brown Egg Brian
2/25/2020
Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald Dave’s schoolboy art triumphs lead to his downfall “Nothing Compares 2 Egg” by Sinéad O’Connor “Brown Egg Brian” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David...
Duration:01:34:27
50 - The Best Of The Noise Hole
2/18/2020
It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 - Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Aw Fuck)” “If You Can’t Google Iggy Pop (Try Bing)” by Bruce Springstein From Episode 45 - Describing Iggy Pop From Episode 16 - “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem “Dave (I’m Not A Homophobe)” by Danzig...
Duration:02:33:33
49 - The Beverly WhoBillies
2/11/2020
The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers “Every Post Dave Navarro Chilli Peppers Song” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers Joel has Chilli Peppers resentment Dave Navarro is Millenium Bug Santa “Spacey Hippie Cuddle Boys” by The Red Hot Chilli...
Duration:01:33:24
48 - Some Kind Of Noise Boi
2/4/2020
Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a shit!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole. “A Lonesome Brony Boy” by 2 Bruces Springstein Kevin appeals to The...
Duration:01:35:28
47 - Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham
1/28/2020
47 - Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride! “They Think It’s Romantic” by An Early 2000s Emo Band… probably Brand New “I Wish, I Wish, I Wish” by the same Emo band “But You’re Not Here” by American...
Duration:01:23:55
46 - Limpity Bizkit’s A Series of Unfortunate Albums
1/21/2020
This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins - Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart! “Outside” by Aaron Lewis with special guest Fred Durst, live at Woodstock ‘99 Memories of Woodstock ‘94 Red Hot Chilli Lightbulb Heads Maybe they shouldn’t have...
Duration:01:35:30
45 - I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else
1/14/2020
It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois! “You Carved A Heart In A Tree”...
Duration:01:26:04
44 - Best Of The Post Show 2019
12/31/2019
It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs...
Duration:01:46:44
43 - Kiss Me Under The Turkey
12/24/2019
DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE...
Duration:01:24:49
42 - Büsker Dü
12/17/2019
It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker Boy A digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals “It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and Gary Joel gets his eyes lasered off “I’m Just A Tuna” by...
Duration:01:11:10
41 - The Puckered Tight Power Hour
12/10/2019
Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar “King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar “The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise Bois How Joel manages Gary “(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold...
Duration:01:19:35
40 - Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous
12/3/2019
Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist. “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy Brothers An update on Babbages and Starfox 64 Why...
Duration:00:56:06