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A music podcast with stupid, improvised songs by Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson of Cyanide & Happiness.

A music podcast with stupid, improvised songs by Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson of Cyanide & Happiness.
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United States

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A music podcast with stupid, improvised songs by Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson of Cyanide & Happiness.

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English


Episodes

12 - Slayer Pizza

5/21/2019
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In this episode Dave takes Joel to Slayer School, then Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor. Also Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth, the bois talk waiting through the opening band, Joel catches up with Coheed & Cambria, modern prog band names are discussed, The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious, and Scott Ian from Anthrax is revealed to be a bird (this is a fact). Then Dave Mustaine wishes you a happy birthday as Death Cab For Cutie welcomes to you the fascist state of Portland,...

Duration:01:14:39

11 - Wolfgang Van Halen Is A Fancy Boy

5/14/2019
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Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz, Scatman Basket Case, Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French, and Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)! Then Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen, Guns N’ Roses visits Aerosmith’s favorite restaurant, Dave wants to guitar-monize like Brian May, and Roger Taylor wants to fuck your car! Finally, Dave...

Duration:00:54:30

10 - Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig

5/7/2019
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Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive. Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes, The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation, and Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn. Joel tells the true story of when he got kissed by a Ramone, the boys uncover the secrets of the Ramone Clones and Johnny Cash returns from the grave to cover more Nine Inch Nails...

Duration:00:51:56

09 - Aerosmith In A Denny's

4/30/2019
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Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve, what Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them, who’s in the room when Metallica records a cover and Dave’s years long quest for Michael McDonald. Then the boys do Rage Against Tennessee Williams and just after Joel gets serious about his deep love and admiration for Queens of...

Duration:01:05:17

08 - Cowboy Corpse

4/23/2019
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In this episode, Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave, Dave has a retirement plan, Green Day has a children’s album, there’s a musical tribute to a special Noise Boy, and Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation. We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: The Bortles (or possibly The Bartles), and they visit Old Mother Titty Tree. England goes for a spin, as does Bertie The Butt Bus, while the ACTUAL Beatles sing “You Wife, Yoko, Is A Stupid...

Duration:01:19:01

07 - I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg

4/16/2019
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Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?” What about “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd? If you are, then you should have no trouble with Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana, “Daddy Was A Rock & Roll Dude” but Bowie, and “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana. Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks, while Dave approximates the Finnish fury of Nightwish. They also get into YouTube Guitarbois with...

Duration:01:26:53

06 - A Cold Shit At Midnight

4/9/2019
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Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois! Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through. We got KISS doing “Cold Shit,” Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight” and Coldplop doing… basically the same thing! It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds. Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts, The Broody Beatles, how Black Flag are garbage and all about the Rollins Band making shitty excuses. Joel delves into what G.G. Allin means to him, and both boys talk about the punk bands they were in as...

Duration:01:14:42

05 - The World Is A Trashole

4/2/2019
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Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got Yogi and Booboo rocking it out, System of a Down with the sickness, System of a Grocery Store and System of a Green Day! There’s Mad Boy™ music, Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel, Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang and Apocalypse Rock meets Convenience Store-core! We finish it off with The Cranberries’ Icelandic Ferries, All Holes Unplugged, Tom Waits for no one and, finally, We Are The (Trashhole) World. It’s quite a ride.

Duration:01:07:00

04 - Hey Ho, Let’s Go!

3/26/2019
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04 - Hey Ho, Let’s Go! by Noise Hole Media

Duration:00:50:11

03 - Burnt Cookies and Broken Hearts

3/19/2019
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Cram this in your Noise Hole: Megadeth sing Summer of ’69, Rage against the machine at Panera Bread, Panic! At The Goosebumps, Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts, Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too, Death Cab For The Property Brothers, Metallca is for the youngins', Slash’s Hat is full of Axel's pee, and (surprise, surprise) the Red Hot Chili Peppers love California.

Duration:00:46:47

02 - Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee?

3/12/2019
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In this Noise Hole we've got: Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees, Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses, John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain, Rock Regrets! The Bouyees Slam all the puss! Alice in Chains songs about your mom, Muse are clever boys, REM and Motorhead introduce themselves, Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes Shit In My Sandwich (Ya ya ya) by The Offspring, and Michael Stipe sneaks into your bed.

Duration:00:59:48

01 - Hotdog Brexit

3/2/2019
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In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel improvise stupid songs about Radiohead's animosity, bands that hate each other, Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme, the fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog, how nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video, and how Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are hotdogs. Joel tells stories about meeting Rivers Cuomo and being on stage at the Warped tour with NoFx.

Duration:01:07:25