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News Burp

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Support us on www.patreon.com/newsburp The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.

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Ireland

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Support us on www.patreon.com/newsburp The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.

Language:

English


Episodes

News Burp #306 - The Last Show

9/19/2022
Well, what can we say...?

Duration:01:23:22

News Burp #305 - Pegging Princes and Catfishing Soldiers

9/14/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… Prince William getting pegged, Prince William denying being pegged, a vasectomy powered by an electric car, Russian soldiers getting catfished in the best way. This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news And some bad news...? Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - thenewsburp@gmail.com Twitter - @NewsBurpPod Reddit - r/NewsBurp Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

News Burp #304 - Cristiano Renaldo's Shiny Penis

9/9/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… The right way to play claw machines, cafe owner fucks up, Christiano Renaldo’s penis is small and here’s why and The FBI gets sued by the Monkees This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - thenewsburp@gmail.com Twitter - @NewsBurpPod Reddit - r/NewsBurp Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

News Burp #303 - Janet Jackson and Roasted Puppy Fat

8/30/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… Janet Jackson crashing computers, some roasted puppy fat will cure that rash, the Catholic Church doing something unforgivable? Surely not, and a woman gets an STD from God! This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - thenewsburp@gmail.com Twitter - @NewsBurpPod Reddit - r/NewsBurp Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:36:31

News Burp #302 - Death by Ejaculation

8/23/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… Bees ejaculate themselves to death, man burns his bum with bleach wipes, Monkeys are masturbating with stone sex toys and speaking of Monkeys, dogs can now get Monkeypox - Hurray! This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Twitter - @NewsBurpPodcast Reddit - r/NewsBurp Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:15:38

News Burp #301 - Vabbing and Boomers Love Porn and Snoring

8/16/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Wassup News Hounds, we're back baby! A little later than originally planned but we're back every week from now until the end of October - live right here every Monday evening at 6pm (GMT) Today we have stories about… The new disgusting social media trend, Boomers say snoring and porn are the keys to a happy life, pedo kills himself in court and anal sex isn’t a good time for everyone? Surely not. This, a new segment stolen straight from our Patreon called Florida Man and as always we finish with some Good News. Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:24:05

Patreon #261 - Top 5 ways to spice up your sex life

7/24/2022
Another Top 5 from our Patreon vaults, this one is all about how to spice up your sex life, because we're proper gurus when it comes to that. If you like these and want more of this, please consider signing up to our https://www.patreon.com/newsburp We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories. So please consider supporting us over on https://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too. Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more. Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:00:56:32

News Burp Patreon #275 & #276

7/14/2022
So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist). But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp. We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories. This episode is a double episode from one of the weeks that we missed recording and hit the feed with a double bill - just like when a tv show wants to reel you in. So please consider supporting us over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too. Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more. Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:35:37

News Burp Patreon Double Sampler

7/8/2022
So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist). But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp. We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories. This episode is a double episode from one of the weeks that we missed recording and hit the feed with a double bill - just like when a tv show wants to reel you in. So please consider supporting us over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too. Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more. Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:34:10

News Burp #300 - Puppy Support and Sentient AI gets a lawyer

6/22/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Hey folks, massive apologies for the technical problems we had with this episode, it was completely out of our control and we tried to edit as best we could, but you'll see how fucked it gets towards the end. Anyway, we left it in just in case you wanted to see the clusterfuck that is episode #300 Today we have stories about… Paying puppy support if your dog gets another dog pregnant, Sentient AI has hired a lawyer, you can breath through your arse, probably. Your car will rat you out for being a drunk driver and Robot Spiderman crashes in Disneyland, and of course some Good News. Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:26:44

News Burp #299 - Human M&M's and Catfish Dildos

6/14/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Wassup Burpers, Emojis are ridiculous, stranger things outside a Texas zoo, a dildo in a catfish, did you know that Snoop Dogg has a full time joint roller? And what’s your favourite type of M&M, is it people flavour? This and some good news apparently. Oh, and we're celebrating hitting 300 episodes by having another Mail Bag show for episode #302! Yeah, seems like a normal thing to do. Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show. Email - shout@thenewsburp.com Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:20:55

News Burp #298 - Demon Hamsters and Pizza Stabbings

6/8/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons. Road trippin' and road schoolin', getting stabbed in the bum over pizza, Canada is on a watch list, science has turned hamsters into demons, and the real cause of all the school shootings is women having rights - this and some good news probably! Enjoy and we'll see you all next week! Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:27:21

News Burp #297 - Land of the free, home of the illegal dildos

5/31/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons. But this week we have stories all about Illegal dildos, illegal portions of chips, robot aliens, plain eating to the extreme, and Octopus cannibalism and of course some good news apparently. Enjoy and we'll see you all next week! Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:23:23

News Burp #296 - She exposes her penis then f*cks a wheelie bin with it

5/18/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, A him identifying as a her to get away with sex crimes, a woman nearly dies because of her phone, I need to know who is going to pay me that sweet alien prediction money, Britain’s most famous dish is actually mostly Russian and a cop turns up to a disturbance call and decides to have a wank and of course some good news! Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:33:02

News Burp #295 - Kate Beckinsale gets bothered by the Penis Arm Man

5/10/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, The man with a penis on his arm better back the fuck off, always make sure you don’t accidentally confess to murder, a woman can’t help but shit herself, Bigfoot is fucking around again, Ireland isn’t all that and a bag of potato chips and of course some Good News that Matt will try not to shit all over Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:26:12

News Burp #294 - Drinking Semen and Legal Incest

5/4/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German couple who want to make incest legal, a man whose penis fell off but he got a new one grown on his arm (as you do). Creepy dolls washing up on Texas beaches and UFO's that aren't UFO's. Then we finish off with some Good News that Matt will shit all over for good measure. Peace! Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:20:19

News Burp #293 - Sex Robot Threesomes and Creepy Theme Parks

4/13/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Irish people are sex mad, but we’d rather fuck a robot but that’s ok because an electric shock to your cock could cure premature ejaculation. Inside a creepy unfinished theme park and secret swords at airports. This and of course some glorious Good News What a world we live in. Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:30:02

News Burp #292 - Killer Farts and Outrageous Cakeage

4/6/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Scientists are going to send a message directly to aliens, farts can kill you, shitty passenger shows how truly shitty he is, Loch Ness monster proof finally? And how about come cakeage? This and of course some glorious Good News What a world we live in. Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:27:21

News Burp #291 - Diet Cults, Mackonium and Gay Dogs

3/29/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Diet cults that are run by cunts, if you haven’t had covid yet, you’ve got no friends, gay dog finds gay owners, lazy husbands are still a thing, and the most disgusting baby names. This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News! What a world we live in. Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

Duration:01:42:08

News Burp #290 - Flying Spiders and TikTok Parenting

3/16/2022
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Nature eh, eh finds a way, flying spiders are a thing, legoland driver’s licences are a thing too, parenting tips from TikTok, and how long can you live on raw meat? This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News! What a world we live in. Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week. Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

Duration:01:31:55