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Salt of Urph

Comedy Podcasts

Your new third favourite Dungeons & Dragons podcast set within the farcical world of Urph! Join Tarquin the noble pickpocket, Ruth the wild forest-woman ranger, Styx the orcish bard and Lumpkin the enchanted teddy-bear barbarian as they foil any plans the DM's had for a cohesive or insightful plot. From the creators of the Tales of Grinn & Berrit, the Messrs Fleming & Lowe present to you: Salt of Urph

Your new third favourite Dungeons & Dragons podcast set within the farcical world of Urph! Join Tarquin the noble pickpocket, Ruth the wild forest-woman ranger, Styx the orcish bard and Lumpkin the enchanted teddy-bear barbarian as they foil any plans the DM's had for a cohesive or insightful plot. From the creators of the Tales of Grinn & Berrit, the Messrs Fleming & Lowe present to you: Salt of Urph

Location:

United Kingdom

Description:

Your new third favourite Dungeons & Dragons podcast set within the farcical world of Urph! Join Tarquin the noble pickpocket, Ruth the wild forest-woman ranger, Styx the orcish bard and Lumpkin the enchanted teddy-bear barbarian as they foil any plans the DM's had for a cohesive or insightful plot. From the creators of the Tales of Grinn & Berrit, the Messrs Fleming & Lowe present to you: Salt of Urph

Language:

English

Contact:

07722630039


Episodes

Salt of Uprh EP 25: Jumpy, the Most Suicidal Frog in the West (Season Finale)

1/24/2021
It's the season finale! It's Lumpkin vs Mrs Slayde, Styx vs Lumpkin, Tarquin vs Sobriety, Ruth vs the Ineptitude of the Party. Who will come out on top? Who the hell knows!? Even we're not sure, and we were there! Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/calvinlowefiction)

Duration:01:07:10

Salt of Urph EP 24: Where the Party Accidentally Murder the Dungeon Master

1/10/2021
In this episode, the party devises a plan so poor that over time it eventually renders the DM a shivering wreck. Styx makes a fart cloud, Tarquin throws up and Skinner and Meepo fail at rescuing. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Alastair Fleming and the now hospitalised Calvin Lowe The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/calvinlowefiction)

Duration:00:49:09

Salt of Uprh EP 23: Which Witch Wants What?

12/27/2020
The party has a ship now! It doesn't really help them find Andrew, nor does it help them free themselves from Mrs Slayde. But they have a ship now! Tarquin finds out who sent Skinner after him, Styx abuses his newfound authority, Ruth bargains with witches and Lumpkin reminds everyone that they should probably make a plan of some sort. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo...

Duration:00:58:28

Salt of Uprh EP 22: How to Acquire a Ship for less than Three Gold!

12/13/2020
Amazing! Only one day ago this adventuring party were wandering through the sewers of Innovsfall, and now look at them! Shock! Are those Tarquin's old clothes! Where did Ruth get that exploding arrow!? Wow! Prestidigitation!?!?!? And more... Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav" by InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400632/ The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players...

Duration:01:06:22

Salt of Urph EP 21: The Return of Tarquin's Trousers

11/29/2020
The hunt for blood continues as the party makes a trip to the museum. Styx forgets he can cast spells, Lumpkin has some much needed rest, and Tarquin sees a sign of home. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/calvinlowefiction)

Duration:00:58:58

Salt of Urph EP 20: Let's-Everyone-Bully-Lumpkin Day

11/8/2020
The creature beneath the tower has been slain, and the party have escaped the gaol as free men... and women... and bears! Now, with the battery secured, the magic-resonator charged and the box at hand it is time for the party to lose focus and bum around for an hour. Hooray! "cavedrips" by everythingsounds https://freesound.org/people/everythingsounds/sounds/199515/ Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair...

Duration:00:59:58

Salt of Uprh EP 19: Fluff, Fire, Feather and Flesh (Part 2)

10/26/2020
It's been a year since the first episode came out! And do we have something special planned? You bet we don't as our release schedule was pushed back. Anyway, here's the second half of the battle with the Church of Quiescence's flesh golem. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Additional Music by Gaby Irving Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show...

Duration:00:52:57

Salt of Uprh EP 19: Fluff, Fire, Feather and Flesh (Part 1)

10/11/2020
Do I hear Boss Battle Music? That probably means a Boss Battle is afoot. Have the DMs balanced the encounter properly? Or will the next episode include the prefix 'finale'? One thing's for sure, not everyone will make it out of this alive... Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Additional Music by Gaby Irving Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show...

Duration:00:57:31

Salt of Urph EP 18: The Door that Leads to Somewhere Else

9/27/2020
The gang are in gaol for a crime they did not commit. And so to address the situation they have now begun to commit several in quick succession. With new allies and gear at their disposal it's time to go venture through the ominous 'door that leads to somewhere else'. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe ""Writing" with scissors" by MoKoLoKo https://freesound.org/people/MoKoLoKo/sounds/325134/ The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair...

Duration:00:56:26

Salt of Urph EP 17: The Great Prison Flumph Blow-Off

9/13/2020
Salt of Urph is back! After not really planning how they're going to escape prison, the party begins their attempt to escape prison. The workforce of the Innovsfall City Gaol are all gonna regret coming into work this day. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "cavedrips" by everythingsounds https://freesound.org/people/everythingsounds/sounds/199515/ The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth,...

Duration:01:01:48

Why is there no new episode yet Calvin!?

7/19/2020
Salt of Urph is returning at some point. Keep those horses held for the moment Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/calvinlowefiction)

Duration:00:01:49

Salt of Urph EP 16: Phil who likes Pottery, and other NPCs

5/24/2020
For reasons unknown to the DMs, the PCs, the NPCs and the listeners, the party has volunteered to be arrested. Now that they're incarcerated, they can either choose to break out or stay and get acquainted with their new neighbours. About eighty percent of this episode is the latter of these options. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "Marching 2" by WebbFilmUK https://freesound.org/people/WebbFilmsUK/sounds/200323/ 'punch" by...

Duration:01:16:08

Salt of Urph EP 15: Styx has a "Plan"

5/10/2020
Innovsfall is holding a trial and the party gets involves. Things go bad Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/ Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/calvinlowefiction)

Duration:01:00:58

Salt of Urph EP 14: Just Like that Film with the Dogs

4/26/2020
Though it has only been two weeks since the release of the last episode in our universe it has been a month or two since we last recorded, even moreso for Alastair. We are all out of practice. The party accidentally assault a dwarf and then shout at him until he tells them what they want Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe and Gabrielle Irving "punch" by Ekokubza123 https://freesound.org/people/Ekokubza123/sounds/104183/ "KNOCKS medium 17sec" recorded...

Duration:00:58:27

Salt of Urph EP 13: Schrödinger's Snail

4/12/2020
They've only been in Innovsfall for half a day and our heroes are already on the run from the law. Ruth gets covered in effluence, Styx gets covered in effluence, Lumpkin gets covered in effluence, Tarquin gets very much covered in effluence, and all of this is completely out of the DM's hands. They brought this on themselves... Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella,...

Duration:00:53:34

Salt of Urph EP 12: Caught between a Sop and a Hard-case

3/29/2020
Trapped in the alley by the mysterious mercenary Skinner and his goons, Ruth, Tarquin and Sniv must fight for their lives to get past them. Meanwhile Styx and Lumpkin are completely unaware that their allies are currently being mugged further up the road. Will they hear the clash of steel and flesh that proclaims a fight? And, if they do... will they care? Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe and Gabrielle Irving "Door Open Close Heavy Wooden Hard Loud...

Duration:01:01:04

Salt of Urph EP 11: From Rags to Witches

3/16/2020
Night is drawing in on Mrs Libby's House of Comforts, however many members of the party are finding it hard to make themselves as comfortable as they should like to, especially with the present company. Styx signs up for open-mic night, Tarquin catches up with his mother, Ruth learns more about the mysterious box, and Lumpkin sees a moth. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo...

Duration:00:57:11

Salt of Urph EP 10: Innovsfall, the City of the Fallen Tower

3/1/2020
Two weeks in to their quest the party arrives into the reborn city of Innovsfall in search of someone who can help them discern the contents of the snail-shelled box. Within the city old allies and new threats introduce themselves. Some are expected, while others most certainly are not. Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley "Music" by Sam Wheatley and Smo Ariyella Edited by Calvin Lowe "1103campfire1" by sagetyrtle https://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/62487/ "Tawny...

Duration:00:59:12

Salt of Urph EP 9: The Children of Papa Ahtsi

2/16/2020
After returning to the caravan to find their allies under attack from a flock of winged kobolds, the party try to regain the ground they lost in the trash-fire that was Episode 8. With kobolds, owlbears, at least two witches and a dragon in the mix, there appears to be a lot to be concerned about, and that's before even considering the random encounters... Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The...

Duration:01:03:51

Salt of Urph EP 8: Love and Blood [Whoops Edition]

2/2/2020
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I saw a teddy bear shoot a laser out of its chest. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner (more or less) Yeah, we lost Lumpkin's audio. But no matter, the quest must continue! After leaving massacre-town the party head to hug-central thereafter everyone loses the plot both figuratively...

Duration:00:56:48