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Inconsistent

8/6/2019
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My podcast has been recorded consistently, but the quality this summer has been quite inconsistent. It's one of my worst episodes in a while as I struggle to keep my eyes open, and maintain any semblance of focus while recapping a mundane weekend at the Jersey shore, and opining on the latest mass shooting(s). The good news is, there will always be more shore weekends to discuss, the bad news is there will also be more mass shootings to discuss. Anyway, listen at your own peril. The...

Duration:00:37:58

Euphoria

7/28/2019
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Mike has fallen in love with a new TV show! Euphoria fucking rules. The new series prompts Mike to look back fondly on his teenage years of vandalism, underage drinking, and goin to the carnival to make froggies fly. We're also taking time in this episode to ponder the splashing of one's balls by toilet water while taking a dump, a Canadian murder mystery, National Intern Day, and fat shaming Fortune 500 companies. FB: The Savage Crew Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:00:55:37

A Steamy Dump At A Friend's BBQ And Other Tales

7/21/2019
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It's summer, and as happens I attended a BBQ, and as happens after eating 5 plates of BBQ I had to take a huge dump and a good time was had by all. Anyway, after recounting my summer day steamer I'll tell you all about a racist I met on the bus, and break down the latest broughaha over Trump's rhetoric. The it's on to Area 51, the Naruto run, and allegations of cultural appropriation against Rihanna. FB: The Savage Crew IG: @Gary_Moyler Twitter: @MikeMontone

Duration:00:39:42

Who Wants A Bagel?

7/14/2019
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Bagel Boss goes viral! It's all anyone's talking about, so that's what we're talking about. A look at the video that made Chris Morgan famous, and a deeper dive at the short tempered man who became an internet sensation. Also, a preacher bought dildos for some of her parishioners, can't not talk about that, right? All of that stuff, and my week of eating like a normal, in this episode of The Savage Sacktap FB: The Savage Crew IG: @Gary_Moyler TWT: @MikeMontone

Duration:00:38:21

4th of July on the 5th of July

7/5/2019
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Celebrating the 4th of July on the 5th! Apologies for the echoing audio, I recorded this one in a hard surfaced room using a USB mic, because I'm on vacay, but I still had to cast the ol' pod. Anyway, we're celebrating Murica by complaining about Murica -- particularly all the jackasses out there who want to cancel Murica. Breaking down the Betsy Ross sneaker kerfuffle, no love for Thomas Jefferson in Charlottesville, and the women's soccer team throws a Boston tea party. FB:...

Duration:00:29:57

Summer Fun And Thick Ass Buns

6/28/2019
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The heat is on, my balls are sweatin, and my thighs are chaffin -- must be summer! It's a short episode this week as I recap a trip to the shore, getting eye-fucked by women of all ages, stay relatively sober, watch some chump spit terrible game, and weigh-in on the first night of democratic debates en espanol! (Actually in English, my Spanish sucks). FB: @TheSavageCrew Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:00:39:27

Dad Bods Will Never Be Cool

6/20/2019
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It's officially summer! And once again there is very disturbing talk surrounding 'dad bods', people have been trying to make these things work for years, and it still hasn't happened. Here's the thing; chicks like abs, and pecs, and nice thick set of cheeks, none of which exists in a dad bod -- better luck next year...wimps. We're also having fun with statutory rape, hating on tourists, and mixing pot with pizza in this week's Sacktap! FB: @TheSavageCrew Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:01:21:05

Death In The Dominican

6/14/2019
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Don't go to the Dominican Republic! Seriously, whether it's the minibar or a poorly paid hit squad, something down there may try to kill you. Big Papi found out the hard way, and so did a bunch of American tourists. I'm still adjusting to a new sleep schedule, so if the content sucks it's not my fault! In any case, we're talkin' incompetent hit men, poison vodka nips, analingus, and -- I can't believe it -- defending a soccer team, oh my! FB: @TheSavageCrew Twt: @MikeMontone IG:...

Duration:01:00:44

My Baby Likes To Run A Train

6/7/2019
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It's a quick one this week, as I adjust to the new work schedule. Beginning a new career means ending an old one, and I did so in sentimental fashion -- by taking my final workplace dump to the tune of Green Day's Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life). But it's not all rock music and defecation, I've also got a word for my fellow millennial veterans, then a scolding for those who hate on Barstool Sports, and my compliments to a teacher for her harsh remarks on a student's homework...

Duration:00:38:05

The Final Countdown

5/31/2019
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It's my last week of office life! Where am I going? You'll have to wait until next time to find out...very mysterious, I know. Anyway, there are more interesting things to discuss, like The Oklahoma Drill and transgender shaving cream...didn't know shaving cream had a gender? Well guess what, it does. All that, a trip to the top of Mt. Everest, and much more in this episode of The Savage Sacktap. FB: The Savage Crew Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:00:54:59

A Pre-Summer Night's Cream

5/23/2019
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MDW is upon us! For the non-New Jersey listener, that means it's time for tits, tats, and tans. Summer is New Jersey's most important season, it's when we all descend on the shore in search of a killer buzz and some killer box -- you know what I mean. I'll give you a glimpse into the shore life before dispensing some Game of Thrones knowledge on you jive turkeys, then wrap it all up with some tasty current events. Twt: @MikeMontone FB: @TheSavageCrew IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:01:15:41

Brazilian Fart Porn

5/17/2019
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We begin this week's episode with a brief foray into the world of Brazilian fart porn, much to Mike's delight! Then it's a brief recap of the big wedding weekend, filled with big black dongs, phat ass white girls, and stinky ass feet. It's also time once again to serve it to the Game of Thrones haters, this week I'm going in on the keyboard warriors who are mad at the writers for making Dany act like a Targaryen. We got fire, blood, and piping hot episode of the Savage Sacktap! FB: The...

Duration:01:20:50

Molested In An Open Window

5/8/2019
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Surprise!!! This week's episode is up a few days early, and boy did I phone it in. The family is Florida-bound for a wedding -- like a sitcom that's running out of plot ideas. Before the happy couple walks the plank...err down the aisle, I have some podcasting to do. Hiding with Anne Frank, defecating at work, the worst place to molest someone, and naughty behavior in the hundred acre wood coming up. FB: @TheSavageCrew Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:00:58:09

The Bachelorette

5/3/2019
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Had some audio issues during the first few minutes, because as it turns out, I'm a complete idiot...but then again, maybe I'm actually a genius because I did eventually fix it. Either way, treat yourselves to a little recap of my brother's bachelor party (complete with angry fat chicks and illicit substances), then steel your nerves for an insight filled rehashing of the Battle of Winterfell. We'll sprinkle on a little valtrex as I tackle the herpes problem at Coachella, before unpacking...

Duration:01:06:48

The Morning King Rises

4/26/2019
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The Night King may be out there waking the dead, but only the Morning King can podcast. Giving the fans a taste of granny porn to start things off before delving into my thoughts on life as an OG Game of Thrones fan before delving into my memories of the Columbine shooting -- I wasn't there, but I heard about it on the news. We also have some delightful news to cover featuring; randy scout leaders, murderous teens, and micro-dicks! FB @TheSavageCrew Twitter @MikeMontone IG @Gary_Moyler

Duration:01:02:43

The Roof Is On Fire

4/19/2019
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Apparently Quasimodo fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth and yada yada yada Notre Dame went up in flames. The Catholics are crying, but the molestation victims are thrilled. They overthrew the government in Sudan, and I'm hoping for a dictator with a long ool name and a sweet pair of aviator shades. That plus a white woman appropriates Chinese cooking, minus the MSG, and a chick who really loves Columbine...or maybe just the 1990s, still not sure because she's dead. FB:...

Duration:00:54:06

Special Rape Condoms

4/12/2019
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Finally a condom that rapists and victims can both agree on! I'll explain the bizarre logic behind the 'consent condom' and ponder the 'dress for respect' as the war on groping continues. First a recap of my booze and baseball filled weekend, a mocking glance at the U.S. political scene and some well deserved scorn for older men who lust after fit young athletes. The whole thing pairs perfectly with a piping hot 'gay hatin chicken sandwich' courtesy of the cok lovers over at Chick Fil...

Duration:01:08:43

Circumcision 1

4/9/2019
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Hey there folks, tossing up a special mid-week edition of the Savage Sacktap. It's a walk down memory lane featuring some fun moments from our first couple years of sacktappery. You'll be seeing these pop up here from time to time as we try to spread word about the show. Roseanne's 'racist' rants, liberal lunacy, fun with internet porn, sage advice about unskilled spelunking and more are on tap. Enjoy! Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler FB: @TheSavageCrew

Duration:01:03:17

My White Privilege

4/5/2019
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Mike is stoked for the Mets home opener, but there's much more than baseball to discuss this week including busty bartenders, beers, and bloodies (that's what assholes call bloody Marys). And in other 'B word' news, some dope from St. Louis thinks it's okay to slice his bagels like a loaf of bread...no surprise he also gets those bagels at Panera -- gross! A tip of the cap to The Dirt, before moving on to White Privilege, the scourge of internet activists everywhere, and trying to figure out...

Duration:01:11:37

No Collusion

3/29/2019
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What a week to be the Donald! Mueller says no collusion and Avenatti gets a taste of his own medicine -- when the libs get owned, they get owned hard. Then there's the matter of Jussie Smollett, plenty to say about that guy, before I go ahead and ruin a beloved film from your childhood. And I'll let you know why New Zealand hates freedom and why Tom Izzo is a proper role model. It's all here in the latest episode of The Savage Sacktap! FB: @TheSavageCrew Twt: @MikeMontone IG: @Gary_Moyler

Duration:01:18:33