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Peggy the Doll

Be warned. What can we say about Peggy the Doll? Well, for one she is a super cute doll, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and the power to give people headaches and heart attacks. She is a bit of a “hand me down,” or should I say, well loved! She has been in many hands and is known by many. She just loves to talk! She has even been known to tell people how she has died! Isn’t that swell? Be warned. Peggy the Doll has been known to affect spread her joy acrossed the lands throughout any media...


A Haunting in Haunting in Haunting In Georgia

There once was a movie called A Haunting in Connecticut 2 which was about a haunting in Georgia 1. At least I would assume that it was the first because, I said so. The family in Georgia, not Connecticut, began to notice that their three year old daughter was walking around the yard with her hand in the air and talking to someone as if she had an imaginary friends. The imaginary friend was known as Gordy. Their neighbor claimed that a man named Gordy used to live in the house that they now...


Yay, End-Stage Cannibalism

The Franklin Expedition; a quintessential expedition for Sir John Franklin and his crew. He and his crew were well stalked beyond reason for a winter voyage that would allow them to sail the great seas of the north. Sir Franklin was known as the great hero, “the man who ate his boots,” from his previous missions into the great northern seas, that were less than favorable. Many of his men had died on this missions. But on this mission they were instructed to find the elusive northwest...


Fly Me to the Moon

It’s our 50th episode! Can you believe it? We can’t. AND…. Because it is our 50th episode and it is just after the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 missions, we think it is very fitting to talk about the United states and their most infamous mission to the moon. We talk about the history, and a few of the conspiracies around it. It’s a good 50/50. Executive Producer: Want to be an Executive Producer? Check out our Patreon page! Most Excellent Patrons: Matt Knighten, Hailee, Dean Ryan,...


Men Who Experiment with Goats

Bigfoot, vampires, and werewolves all fit into a category known as cryptids. Cryptids are the spooky creatures that go bump in the night. Or in this case ‘BAAAAAA.’ Because, it is now time to talk about the legendary goatman! Standing tall and hairy, he is usually depicted wielding a large axe. He comes for your pets, and ‘baaaaas’ in the night. Executive Producer: ☹ Most Excellent Patrons: Matt Knighten, Hailee, Dean Ryan, Jake Madly II Want to help our podcast grow and get some cool...


So Many Reasons To Be Haunted

Okinawa is one of the southernmost islands in Japan. Which is home to Kadena and a few other military bases. It was site to one of if not the worst battles between Japan and the USA in WWII. The Japanese forces were so afraid of the US personnel that they instructed their civilian populous to commit suicide so that they would not be captured and tortured by the US forces. It is hard to fathom the amount of un-needed bloodshed was present on this island because of this horrible accusation....


It's my ____ In a Box Pt. 2

This is it! Part 2. Now that we have an idea of what the Dybbuk box is and what’s inside of it, it’s time to explore what happened to it in the hands of Joseph. Does he become ill like the rest of those that have come near the box? Does he light it on fight or bury it like he should. No. We all no by now that the would be too simple of an answer and it would be better if more people came in contact wit it right…. RIGHT!? Executive Producer: Aife Debrick Most Excellent Patrons: Matt...


It's my ____ In a Box

Not all boxes are created equally. Or maybe they are, it’s just that they are tainted by something so foul that, as a box should, it holds onto the essence of the evil and becomes something so horrible that people will do what ever they can to get it out of their life. While not every fabled box has the repulsive power that the box in question has, such as Pandora’s box which draws attention towards itself, one thing is clear the box we are talking about today is very evil. Executive...


The Disappearing Act of the Ireland Vanishing Triangle

The Vanishing Triangle of Ireland! Oooh! Like the other famed triangles, except it only effected a hand full of young women. It’s… well… a little less ‘aw’ inspiring than say the Bregmata Triangle. But no less mysterious, as all of the girls vanished with no trace! While there were several suspects in the disappearance of these girls there was never any solid evidence to seal the deal. Who done it!? Did the girls just vanish into thin air! Did they go join the circus? Where they abducted...


Anastasia's Great Escape

Ah the tale of Anastasia, what a wonderful story….If you believe the Disney telling. Truthfully, the tale is a little bit disturbing and shows the corruption that the early 1900s Russia had to deal with. Anastasia Romanov’s family were at the top of the royalty tree and her father, Nicholas Romanov was known as a Czar, an equivalent to kings. Well they all died. Except maybe… Anastasia did not, and fled the country. Executive Producer: Aife Debrick Most Excellent Patrons: Matt Knighten,...


The Sharp Family and Cabin 28

In the early 1980s the Sue Sharp and her recently moved family rented out cabin 28 in the Keddie Resort, in Keddie, California, located in the Sierra Nevadas. Sheila, one of Sue’s teenagers, was staying in another cabin that night. Which may have been to her benefit because Sue, her brother, his friend, were all brutally murdered that night. “They stabbed and pounded on everything in visible sight–the walls, the people, the furniture, everything. There was blood sprayed absolutely...


The Strange Death of Jonathan Luna

Jonathan Luna, a man that against adversity strived from excellence. With a degree in history from Fordham University and a degree in law from the University of North Carolina, he landed a job in a law firm in Washington D.C, later a job with the Federal Trade Commission, and after that he became prosecutor in Brooklyn. Finally however, he became an Assistant US Attorney in Baltimore. Luna was a man that achieved much in his lifetime; however, it ended all to shortly when he was found...


Grey Ghost

Have you ever heard of the Queen Marry? She was a total BADASS!!! At one point in her life she was known as the Grey Ghost. She was so cool she had an alias. Can you say that you have ever had an awesome alias? Anyways she was really awesome, she was bigger faster and stronger then most others in her class, and served in World War II. She even had a role in many of the battles, including the D-Day invasion. Well, I mean she is a ship…. So it was a little bit easier for her. Oh and she is...


Concrete Evidence

In a mysterious house in Spain, there live a woman named Maria Gomez Camara, and her family. Nothing was out of the ordinary for this family, except for ass she entered the kitchen one day, she noticed a stain in the shape of a face was on the concrete floor. (Concrete flooring sounds horrible.) She attempted to clean this stain from her floor, but was unable and instead charge money for people to see it. Well, I mean… kind of at least. Why don’t you just listen to find out all of the...


Russian Red Metal Cauldrons

In the mystic lands of Yakutia, Siberia, you find stories so old that people may call them ancient! These stories tell a tale about red metal-like giant cauldrons, that are said to have come out of the ground. To the natives, they are called the Olgius, or iron houses. They are said to keep their internal temperatures cozy and warm on the inside, a be entirely indestructible. These big red houses, are said to once belong to the cyclops that roamed the earth in ancient times. I for one...


The Queen Is Hungry

What a humdinger! No, no, HUM DIN GER. Herbert Humdinger, is a man of mystery. Where does he live? What does he look like? What does he do? Well, we kind of know the answer to the last one. He writes; however, the British gov’ment eradicated all of his works because his thoughts were so radical that they feared it would cause complete chaos! He is the father of the theory that states that the British royal family, particularly her highness the Queen, consumes human flesh. You know this is...


Lol, DingusDinos

It’s a corporate scam! And the Mason’s are funding and helping create the very foundation it stands on! The British Lucifarians are spreading the disease, and the unitarians are covering all of lies that may shed some light on this most egregious disaster! But the real enemy, the REAL enemy, in all of this are the dentists! Not only do they construct the teeth, that bite and hold tightly onto these untruths, they also fill your cavities and minds with lies! The dinosaurs are a lie folks! Get...



Deep in the millions of acres known as the Pine Barrens, located in in Southern New Jersey, there is a ghost town from the 1700 once known as Ong’s Hat. There are many disputes as to the exact size of this town, and if it even was a town, or just a families’ settlement and that some creepy dude was hitting on his sister while he wore a cool hat. More interestingly near that location was the commune established in in the 1970s, known as Moorish Science Ashram. In this commune they attempted...


Weird Washington

Across the lands there are many wonderfully mysterious locations, both man made and natural, that pepper the state of Washington. One of these mysterious places include Roche Harbor, a haunted burial site built by rich family in spectacular display of masonry. Another being the Mima Mounds that are said to be a curse on the land by the local native American tribes. And heck, why not throw a few old asylums into the mix? With a little travel and timing we will be visiting some of these...


Project Stargate

Some people are destined to travel to the moon. Some are meant to become our next great leaders. Some people travel a path that leads them to be great doctors, lawyers, athletes or even engines. And then there are those that get high on LSD and stare at goats. No seriously, the US and Russian governments even paid for people to do this. Like, subscribe and all that jazz. Executive Producer: Aife Debrick Thanks to our Executive Producer, we were able to purchase better editing...