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A dating podcast by two guys who definitely shouldn't have a dating podcast.

A dating podcast by two guys who definitely shouldn't have a dating podcast.

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United States

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A dating podcast by two guys who definitely shouldn't have a dating podcast.

Language:

English

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Episodes

Closure: The Season Finale

8/8/2019
When some ghosts from Tom's past return in dramatic fashion, the boys realize they have no choice but to resurrect senior relationship expert correspondent Kait Emery to inject once again some much-needed wisdom into their well-intentioned mania and neuroses. [NOTE: For the full context of these stories, please listen to episodes 13-15 of season two.] It's been a long season, y'all. We laughed. We cried. We contracted (and importantly, cured ) chlamydia. But things are coming to a stop here...

Duration:01:23:42

"I have chlamydia"

7/31/2019
We all knew it would come to this. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-undesirables/id1347751705 ) it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod ( https://www.instagram.com/undesirablespod/ ) @mrthomasella ( https://www.instagram.com/mrthomasella/ ) @tuckerwins ( https://twitter.com/tuckerwins...

Duration:00:48:15

The Sexual Fantasies Quiz

7/24/2019
Tom, Tucker and official Undesirables senior gay correspondent James dive into a sexual fantasies quiz from Tell Me What You Want ( https://www.amazon.com/Tell-Me-What-You-Want-ebook/dp/B0776PYDNM ) , a book that takes a fascinating, comprehensive look at the complexities of Americans' sexual fantasies. Tell us a little about yourself and we can guess your sexual fantasies using this 15-question quiz. Are you organized? Democrat or Republican? Religious? Ohhh wow, you're into some stuff....

Duration:00:52:12

Reporting LIVE from Tucker's bedroom

7/17/2019
With Tucker out on assignment, Tom drops the hard news: There's only three episodes left in the season. "Only three episodes left in the season?!" Oh, you read that right. But keep in mind, these are gonna be top quality, primo, prime cut episodes of The Undesirables. You're gonna leave this season feeling so satisfied with how it all played out. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-undesirables/id1347751705 ) it...

Duration:00:01:36

Pete and Josh, hosts of Poe Boys, a Star Wars podcast

7/10/2019
Tom, not able to take the idea of asking Tucker another single question about his dating life, decides to hop on a train out of the city to catch up with his old friends and hosts of the Poe Boys podcast ( https://poeboys.podbean.com/ ) , Pete and Josh. Together, they know nearly everything about Star Wars and absolutely nothing about how to successfully navigate the world of modern dating. There's truly no group of less qualified people for a dating podcast and yet here we are, telling you...

Duration:00:24:44

Kissin' dudes, dating profile review, and shout outs

7/3/2019
Tucker and Tom decide to let their natural charisma take over to talk about something other than kissin' ladies for a change... and end up talking about kissin' dudes. They talk about the motivation behind casual smooching, the difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to them, and try to leave a little hope open for all the fans shipping a Tucker-Tom romance story. Then phones get traded and dating profiles get a hard review. Pictures scrutinized and answers...

Duration:00:39:30

James, senior gay correspondent, on Grindr, hookup culture, and tongue

6/26/2019
No one has more dirt on Tucker and Tom than James. No one. He's known them for decades, lived with them for a full year, and liked them for weeks. Official Undesirables senior gay correspondent James goes deep on Grindr and hookup culture, while Tucker goes on his first ever Bounce date, and Tom decides now is the time to ask for the group's most embarrassing sex stories, which backfires tremendously. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; (...

Duration:00:49:50

Read receipts, dating attrition, and tangents

6/19/2019
After so many out-of-order or months-delayed episodes, Tucker and Tom take a quick squat and chat about what going on in their dating lives right now. Tom's soliciting teens for "journalism," Tucker's taking a break for "sanity," and they're both impossible to keep on topic. Also, people, this is the beginning of the end... of season two. We're in the home stretch now. We've got probably four or five (maybe six, we'll see) episodes left before we call it a wrap, and you're not going to want...

Duration:00:36:11

B & L, the anonymous hosts of Not Your Girlfriend's Podcast

6/12/2019
Imagine Tucker and Tom unleashed. No more of this weak "let's rein it back to protect our friends and loved ones." That's what it's like for B and L, the anonymous hosts of Not Your Girlfriend's Podcast. They can get real, and they do here as the group discusses first dates, commitment, getting over exes and how important are orgasms to sex. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a...

Duration:01:04:19

Dr. Maggie Dancel, psychologist and sex therapist

6/5/2019
Finally seeking outside help, Tucker and Tom bring in Dr. Maggie Dancel, a clinical psychologist specializing in sex, to answer burning questions like: What is "too much masturbation"? What does a sex dungeon actually look (and smell) like? How quietly can you say the word "poop"? Then, buckle up because Tom returns the favor by reading from his extensive notes taken at a bonafide sex class called How to Please a Woman (Squirting Tutorial Included). Yes, really. If you like what you hear,...

Duration:00:46:42

A Song of Ignorance and Identity

5/29/2019
When Tom downloads a new dating app called Feeld and discovers a whole new world of gender identity and sexual orientation, he and Tucker decide it's high time to confront their towering ignorance. What's the difference between demi- and pansexual? What qualifies as skoliosexual? And what could "Two-Spirit" possibly mean, anyway? Note: We have a lot of laughs along the way, but this is a genuine attempt by two straight white male idiots to learn. If you like what you hear, please leave a...

Duration:00:59:10

Tom's Jenny debacle, pt. III, an extreme ghosting

5/22/2019
In the last episode Jenny, Tom's friend turned romantic interest, seemingly dropped off the face of the planet. A few days later, Tom finally gets a response. Tune in to find out what happened to Jenny, and if a friendship can be salvaged after a romantic fallout. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-undesirables/id1347751705 ) it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a...

Duration:00:21:35

Kait Emery, pt. II, on Tom's great Jenny debacle

5/15/2019
In the second half of our chat with Kait, Tom tells the story his rom-com gone wrong while Kait weighs in on topics like how to take your own wants into consideration when defining the relationship, the boundaries of ghosting, and the normalcy of post-date paranoia. Don't forget to check out Tom's new article for Tinder: The Surefire Sign She Likes You (...

Duration:00:51:02

Kait Emery, senior relationship expert correspondent

5/8/2019
In the first of three gripping installments, Tucker brings in official Undesirables senior relationship expert correspondent Kait Emery to dissect and diagnose Tom's latest lady problems. This first case involves a particularly complicated ghosting that leaves both Tucker and Tom more frazzled than usual. Can Kait crack the case? Don't forget to check out Tom's new article for Tinder: The Surefire Sign She Likes You (...

Duration:00:31:19

Tori Piskin, pt. II, on texting, chivalry and Tinder disasters

5/1/2019
Comedian Tori Piskin is back with more hilarious stories in this second part. Learn all about whether calling or texting is worse, whether chivalry is dead (and whether it's sexist), whether it's appropriate for "a real Buddhist" to use the N-word on a date with Tori (spoilers: it's not), and whether or not Tucker is ever getting married, anyway. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-undesirables/id1347751705 ) it...

Duration:00:47:32

Tori Piskin, comedian and host of Got It From My Mama podcast

4/24/2019
Tucker and Tom sit down with Tori Piskin, an incredible comedian who hosts a dating podcast with her mom called Got It From My Mama. They chat about divulging their sex lives to their moms, first date sparks, having sex dreams about your dad (yes, yours), and why Tori absolutely needs to break up with all the boys in her life. This is the first of two parts! More with Tori coming next week! If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; (...

Duration:00:50:58

Tucker's big breakup

4/17/2019
Tom's been going on too many dates and Tucker breaks the news about his breakup with Planetarium Girl. Along the way, we talk about Tom's first (and likely only) date from Bumble, casual physical intimacy, feeling weird about dating multiple people, the final straw and crying LIVE ON AIR. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-undesirables/id1347751705 ) it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social...

Duration:00:51:16

Tom tries speed dating 2.0

4/10/2019
Tom sits down with Ben Goodman from CitySwoon to find out what the hell is "speed dating 2.0" and how fast is he going to get rejected by how many people, exactly? Then, Tom and Tucker debrief on how it went, the most notable characters of the night and who Tom brought home with him. Read Tom's first article for Tinder here: Tinder Diaries: A Single Guy Invests Recklessly In Almost Everyone ( https://swipelife.tinder.com/post/men-on-tinder ). His second article, mentioned in the intro, isn't...

Duration:00:48:14

Lindsey Metselaar from We Met At Acme

4/3/2019
Tom and Tucker sit down with Lindsey Metselaar, the amazing and talented host of the hit dating podcast We Met At Acme, for a lively chat about astrology, what it's like to date with a dating podcast, open relationships, and why the hell Tom isn't on Hinge. If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod...

Duration:00:52:43

Laura and Dylan Petro, founders of dating app Bounce

3/27/2019
Tucker and Tom sit down with Laura and Dylan Petro, sister-brother duo and two of the founders of Bounce, a new spontaneous dating app where you match and make plans for a date ~tonight~ all without a single message. They break down how that works, why standard dating apps waste your time, why you should swipe left on someone if you've looked at their profile for more than a minute, drinking vs. coffee dates, night vs. morning dates, how to get out of a bad date in less than half an hour,...

Duration:00:49:40