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Thought Cops: Episode 63

4/25/2018
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Welcome to Episode 63 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by the very funny, the very talented, the very beautiful, Mumkey Jones from Youtube! He’s also on Patreon, and is soon to be releasing a book. Here’s one of his more notable videos where he interviews Pickle REE, the guy who jumped on a counter at McDonald’s demanding szechuan sauce: https://youtu.be/oUk2ksue48I This week, we talk about entitled millionaire Philip “Fuck Me Eyes” DeFranco, chanting protest phrases on Twitter,...

Duration:01:04:22

Thought Cops: Episode 62

4/19/2018
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Welcome to Thought Cops! Episode 62. Kevin’s back from his trip to Los Angeles to find the American dream, but instead ended up coming back with a $50 piece of avocado toast. This episode was packed with outrage. The Simpsons respond to controversy. Taylor Swift covers Earth, Wind, and Fire, and that’s racist because she’s white. Moby hates poor people. Bully Hunters becomes a thing and then all of a sudden it’s not. A female journalist [...]

Duration:00:56:42

Thought Cops: Episode 61

4/11/2018
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Welcome to Episode 61 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Lil Slime aka SpookyboiUWU aka kevin watch the light dude aka this guy: You won’t get it unless you’re a 90’s kid. This episode, we talk about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one-sided gaming articles plaguing our country. Also though, we talk about Soundcloud clout goblins, garlic that comes out in a single clove, the yodeling boy, “Zayn” from “One Direction,” Google forgetting to doodle Easter, and millennials...

Duration:01:18:09

Thought Cops: Episode 60

4/3/2018
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Welcome to Episode 60 of Thought Cops! Tonight, the Cops welcome local Chicago comedian Aaron Klopfer. This week, we’re punishing people using the new brackets meme, identity thieves, unsolicited pleas from Soundcloud artists, and kids I went to school with in Kindergarten that make up rhymes to make you take less time at the drinking fountain. Also, we cover the possible revival of Last Man Standing, if Seinfeld or Friends were rebooted who the Trump voter would be, Jim Carrey’s...

Duration:01:08:08

Thought Cops: Episode 59

3/27/2018
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Welcome to Thought Cops, Episode 59! Tonight, Jay welcomes: Zwick, audio engineer and producer extraordinaire! AKA, the guy that edits audio for Asterios Kokkinos. You can find him on twitter at @dude2o. Or if you’re angry at him for some reason, @dude20. This week, we’re hating for a full 2 minutes on the real color of tennis balls, professional journalist Pim Tool, and people who brag about how they aren’t going to watch problematic content creator’s content. Here’s the Tim Pool video...

Duration:01:23:24

Thought Cops: Episode 58

3/21/2018
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Hello, and welcome to episode 58 of Thought Cops! Live from the city of Yew Nork on March 21st, the Year of Malort. This week, we’re joined by Jake of Big Sword Panel and Ben Carson. Not the brain surgeon, the guy who did our awesome artwork. This episode, we talk about stupid movie trailers, celebrity death catharsis, unsolicited social media followers, Elon Musk’s foray into the world of comedy, Luigi’s penis, Lara Croft’s boobs, and United’s competition with PETA to see who can kill...

Duration:01:23:46

Thought Cops: Episode 57

3/14/2018
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Welcome to Episode 57 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Deputy Josh, who makes up 100% of our South Korean fan base. Everyone give him a big “Konnichiwa.” Before we start off about this week, some news and announcements. First off, hello to any and all new listeners. This weekend alone, both Thought Cops were on Asterios’s Kokkino’s’s Science Friction bonus episode, Engineer Riley’s podcast Anti-Social Engineering, and Officer Grant was on an episode of Dick Masterson’s The Dick...

Duration:01:09:20

Thought Cops: Episode 56

3/5/2018
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Welcome to Episode 56 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Mike Mancini of The Black Sheep and formerly of Booze Before Noon, R.I.P. in Peace. Booze Before Noon, not Mike Mancini. This episode, we’re talking Porn Viruses, the use of the “n-word” while studying law at DePaul, fat-shaming cancer research ads, @carloscruz2016, boners sticking out of sleeping bags,

Duration:01:05:32

Thought Cops: Episode 55

2/27/2018
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Welcome to Episode 55 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Gumshoe Russel from Surf Party USA. This episode, we pour ourselves a nice cold glass of chocolate milk to celebrate diversity, as we talk about Gucci Turbans, Fergie destroying America’s freedom, people proving Steven Crowder wrong, and Christian apologist Dinesh D’Souza takes some grieving teenagers down a peg. Here’s a live video of that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUD9RJl4kQ4&feature=youtu.be Also, hereR [...]

Duration:00:54:30

Thought Cops: Episode 54

2/20/2018
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Welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by our show’s Stenographer, who still hasn’t done a single transcript of the show. We’re going to drop her pay another 7%. What’s 7% of zero? Speaking of pay, make sure to sign up for our Patreon, at patreon.com/thoughtcops. We’re going to do our first bonus episode in the next week or two, and it’s only $2. Hurry while supplies last! We’ve already started doing live streams of the episodes, which we’ll be doing every week. This episode,...

Duration:01:05:03

Thought Cops: Episode 53

2/13/2018
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Welcome to Thought Cops, Episode 53! This week we’re joined by Biggest Mikey of the Biggest Mikey Podcast! You can find him on Twitter, Youtube, Patreon, iTunes, and fuckin a hundred other places if you Google his name. So make sure to give his show a listen, I think fans of this show would enjoy his show very much. This episode, Mikey helps us take down people in online bloodsports, people who use the fake movie format meme, and idiotic scientific studies that only serve to project a...

Duration:01:06:31

Thought Cops: Episode 52

2/6/2018
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Welcome to episode 52 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Dave Pretendo of SephirothSword57 fame. Here’s one of his hilarious videos regarding the recent Logan Paul controversy. Take a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ_amkw3-fc This week, considering we’ve hit episode 52, marks almost a year since we started the podcast. So to celebrate that, we’re announcing our very own PATREON! To give you the rundown, we have different rewards for monthly bonus episodes, behind the...

Duration:01:11:22

Thought Cops: Episode 51

1/31/2018
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Welcome to episode 51 of Thought Cops! This week we’re joined by Riley of the podcast Antisocial Engineering! This week we talk Netflix boycotts and bans due to Monique and Tom Segura. We also talk about BITCONNECT! and how to lose all your Bitcoins by giving them to a website that most people online have called a ponzi scheme for years. We also bring up China’s ban on hip-hop (not surprising) and the shattering of glass ceilings across America as Reba McEntire assumes the role of the...

Duration:01:08:16

Thought Cops: Episode 50

1/25/2018
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Welcome to Episode 50 of Thought Cops! I don’t know how we got here, but we’re here now after almost a year, serving up hot internet justice every week for 50 weeks in a row. Big thanks to everyone who listened, subscribed, commented, left a voicemail, left an email, called in as a guest, shared with a friend, or helped support the show in any way. There’s still a lot more to come. The fan base is getting bigger, we’re planning more new content, more guests, and it’s exciting to see this...

Duration:01:28:41

Thought Cops: Episode 49

1/16/2018
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Ope! Welcome to episode 49 of Thought Cops. This week, we’re joined by Deputy Blake and Deputy Blake’s Cousin Deputy Justin. They’re starting their own spin-off podcast called Kissing Kousins, that’s right, with two K’s. Also, I’m just kidding. This week, we try and find out who’s the real person and who’s the alter ego between Buck Hunter and Nate Underarmor. We also talk about the Golden Globes and how the internet collectively lost their remotes right after everyone turned it...

Duration:01:12:09

Thought Cops: Episode 48

1/8/2018
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Wee-woo, welcome to Thought Cops! This episode, we jump the horse and play a bunch of voicemails and comments we’ve gotten over the past few weeks. We spend about half the episode talking about the Logan Paul snafu, and no, I’m not linking to it. It’s been taken down anyway and I’m not going out of my way to find it. Is this one of the rare times when the internet outrage mob was justified? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT! We also talk about Oregon joining the 21st century and having to...

Duration:01:04:53

Thought Cops: Episode 47

1/3/2018
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WHAT’S UP YOU CUCKS OUT THERE, YOU’RE TUNING INTO 69.6 WKUK THE KUCK, WITH YOUR FAVORITE MORNING ZOO FUN CREW! THIS IS THE ONLY MORNING RADIO SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SENSITIVE ISSUES THAT OFFEND EVERYONE IN A WAY THAT DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE. THIS MORNING, DJ KEVIN AND DJ GRANT TACKLE THE ISSUES FACING THE COUNTRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, LIKE MANSPLAINING, BAD VIDEO GAMES, COMEDIENNES LIKE ILANA SCHLIMMINGSON BANNING MEN FROM VENUES, MORE THINGS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND THIS TONE DEAF AD BY...

Duration:00:40:05

Thought Cops: Episode 46

12/28/2017
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Welcome to episode 46 of Thought Cops! Sorry to keep you waiting. This week, we’re joined by Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage once again! They just got finished wrapping up their first namesake festival, Big Time Garbage Fest. This week, we talk MECHA TRUMP, Andrew W.K. Tweets, people electing animals as mayors, pop stars not wanting to talk about politics (again), Anakin Skywalker getting kicked out of the Jedi Order for sexual harassment, the new Star Wars movie, and Mark Hamill and Ted...

Duration:01:18:59

Thought Cops: Episode 45

12/18/2017
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Hi! What’s up. Oh yeah, welcome to episode 45 of Thought Cops! We’re joined this week by Deputy Dannyboy to talk about the outrage of this week. Speaking of which, here’s a one shot video of us talking about Ajit Pai’s Net Neutrality video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpI2viNqgVU Vine is back, But this week we talk about Keaton Jones, the boy who was bullied and then propped up into internet notoriety by his allegedly racist mom. Talk about a real milkshake duck. Whatever that...

Duration:00:58:58

Thought Cops: Episode 44

12/10/2017
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Welcome to episode 44 of Thought Cops! This week, we look into the mirror and say patreon.com/asterios three times and Asterios Kokkinos magically appears on our show. You may know him from the Biggest Problem in the Universe, The Dick Show, Enemies of 20-Something Megaman, Toys “4″ Cheap, his bi-monthly podcast Science Friction, or maybe you saw him fight a moderator of r/the_donald. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0mGOUw46Xs Asterios joins us while taking a 50 block stroll down the...

Duration:01:07:21

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