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Thought Cops: Episode 78

Welcome to Thought Cops- where if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Wow, that rhymes, awesome. It’s “Episode 78″, and we are joined by the one and only Justin Whang! Justin’s YouTube channel just surpassed 150,000 subscribers. If you are a fan of the work we do here on Thought Cops, there is a pretty good chance that you’ll enjoy Justin’s work as well. So, let’s get right to it. Alex Jones got banned from multiple platforms this week. If you didn’t...


Thought Cops: Episode 77

Strap in, we’re back. It’s Thought Cops, “Episode 77″, we’re calling this one. This week, we are joined by the wonderful Sriracha! She produces plenty of works online, including, but not limited to: Porg Chatter, Waifu Wars, and Asterios Kills A Kid. She also just got back from Brony Con, and has some stories to spill. We face all sorts of unrest this week, including Jordan Peterson’s famous Peterson family diet: salt and meat. Keeps you virile,...


Thought Cops: Episode 76

Hey everyone, it’s finally time for episode 76 of Thought Cops! Our good friend Brett of Big Time Garbage came to visit us from Neo-Detroit. We meet for the first time IRL and it was 100% normal and fun. He even tried Malört and said he really liked it. I hope you have your straws ready, because this episode is juicy. We talk about irony haters, ice cream havers, and I I I don’t even know where else to BEGIN there’s just so much on this episode! For as much shit as we talk on teaser...


Thought Cops: Episode 75

Come one, come all (nice), to the show that never ends: Thought Cops, “Episode 75″. This week, boyfriend of the show Gumshoe Robbie joins us yet again to impart upon us his trademark wisdom. Make sure to check out his band The Dirty Nines. They rule. Guess what? Yep, you guessed it. We get into it again this week. We get into all sorts of trouble: Star Wars prequel apologists. Unreliable sources of information. Is that pizza I smell? Well, Papa has left the damn building. Apparently you...


Thought Cops: Episode 74

Welcome to another entry in the Thought Cops podcast canon: “Episode 74″. This week we are joined by “Steve” AKA @extranapkins. He runs his own podcast Good Smell Flannel. You can check out his screen prints, comics, and more at and Steve’s Cards. The train keeps on rollin’ this week. We discuss Facebook’s take on the declaration of independence, Ron Paul’s take on cartoons, and a take so hot, you might not handle it: Nanette could be good?? Even though as John Mulaney...


Thought Cops: Episode 73

Hope you brought your appetite, because it’s an all-you-care-to-eat buffet here on Thought Cops, “Episode 73″! The Shrimp Boys (Luke, David, and Wyatt) join us in-studio for an episode so tasty, you’ll be coming back for seconds. And maybe thirds, but keep in mind it’s an all-you-care-to-eat buffet, and not an all-you-CAN-eat buffet. First of all, major shout-out to the artist who designed our new album art: Inkuusan. You can check out his upcoming game on Kickstarter: Blue Omen Operation.


Thought Cops: Episode 72

Rack em! It’s Thought Cops: “Episode 72″. This week, we got Allan Foster from Not For Human Consumption! We really care about podcasting, do u? This week, we ask the hard hitting question: can a cartoon be TOO sexy? If you sheepishly said “no”, you’re a sex pervert. But hey, that’s just movie magic at work. Speaking of movie magic, Hollywood made the new Jurassic Park movie less gay. Dinosaurs and gayness go together like chocolate, and… peanut butter, if I had to think of something that...


Thought Cops: Episode 71

Quick, come inside, you’re just in time for Thought Cops, “Episode 71″! This week we’re joined by Tab, also known as Madcucks. Tab is the co-host of the podcast Here’s What I Don’t Get, and is our second guest to survive the infamous Lolsuit. This week, we get into all sorts of trouble. Daddy-daughter dances, Albert Einstein’s theory of racism, and lots of E3 drama! Has Waluigi become the new Pickle Rick? You’ll have to listen to find out! Grant, cue the “Thought Cops Gaming Corner”...


Thought Cops: Episode 69

Nobody fixes anybody’s life, and everything gets worse: welcome to Thought Cops. Episode 69, nice. The year is 2019, and this week we’re joined once again by Asterios Kokkinos. He just survived the New York court system and is back to tell us all about it. Check out his Patreon,, to see the court transcripts of his ramshackle affair. Can anyone say COUNTERSUIT?!?!? This episode, we talk about truck vloggers, the LeBron vs. Jordan debate, and hot takes about Jordan...


Thought Cops: Episode 67

Welcome to This is America: Podcaster’s Edit. Episode 67 of Thought Cops is here to white privilege you right in the dick. This week we’re joined by Ari Grabb, animator extraordinaire. He’s worked on such project’s as Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Cosmos and Adult Swim’s new show Hot Streets. Here’s a link to his Youtube channel. And here’s his website. We’ve got two new submissions to the Brouroboros competition, from David of Dreamkeepers, and from @flesh_hollow on...


Thought Cops: Episode 65

Welcome to Episode 65 of Thought Cops! This week we team up with Connor of the Thot Police, because sometimes we all need reinforcements. Following up with our Brouroboros contest, here’s Ben Carson’s submission: Email or tweet us your submission at Here’s the Dave Rubin video we were making fun of, plus the best campaign ad I’ve ever seen before in my entire life, featuring Don Blankenship: This week, the...


Thought Cops: Episode 64

Presented in mind-bending 64-bit graphics, welcome to Thought Cops episode 64! This week we’re joined in-studio by Mr. Ben Carson who draws pictures of us. In addition, joining us from Neo-Michigan, we chat with David from Dreamkeepers! Here’s a video of the cartoon pilot “Hard Crime” that he pitched to Comedy Central: We also challenged our listeners to draw their best Brouroboros: the infinite loop of a bro sucking his own dick. Please see the image below...


Thought Cops: Episode 63

Welcome to Episode 63 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by the very funny, the very talented, the very beautiful, Mumkey Jones from Youtube! He’s also on Patreon, and is soon to be releasing a book. Here’s one of his more notable videos where he interviews Pickle REE, the guy who jumped on a counter at McDonald’s demanding szechuan sauce: This week, we talk about entitled millionaire Philip “Fuck Me Eyes” DeFranco, chanting protest phrases on Twitter,...


Thought Cops: Episode 62

Welcome to Thought Cops! Episode 62. Kevin’s back from his trip to Los Angeles to find the American dream, but instead ended up coming back with a $50 piece of avocado toast. This episode was packed with outrage. The Simpsons respond to controversy. Taylor Swift covers Earth, Wind, and Fire, and that’s racist because she’s white. Moby hates poor people. Bully Hunters becomes a thing and then all of a sudden it’s not. A female journalist [...]


Thought Cops: Episode 61

Welcome to Episode 61 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Lil Slime aka SpookyboiUWU aka kevin watch the light dude aka this guy: You won’t get it unless you’re a 90’s kid. This episode, we talk about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one-sided gaming articles plaguing our country. Also though, we talk about Soundcloud clout goblins, garlic that comes out in a single clove, the yodeling boy, “Zayn” from “One Direction,” Google forgetting to doodle Easter, and millennials...


Thought Cops: Episode 60

Welcome to Episode 60 of Thought Cops! Tonight, the Cops welcome local Chicago comedian Aaron Klopfer. This week, we’re punishing people using the new brackets meme, identity thieves, unsolicited pleas from Soundcloud artists, and kids I went to school with in Kindergarten that make up rhymes to make you take less time at the drinking fountain. Also, we cover the possible revival of Last Man Standing, if Seinfeld or Friends were rebooted who the Trump voter would be, Jim Carrey’s...


Thought Cops: Episode 58

Hello, and welcome to episode 58 of Thought Cops! Live from the city of Yew Nork on March 21st, the Year of Malort. This week, we’re joined by Jake of Big Sword Panel and Ben Carson. Not the brain surgeon, the guy who did our awesome artwork. This episode, we talk about stupid movie trailers, celebrity death catharsis, unsolicited social media followers, Elon Musk’s foray into the world of comedy, Luigi’s penis, Lara Croft’s boobs, and United’s competition with PETA to see who can kill...


Thought Cops: Episode 57

Welcome to Episode 57 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Deputy Josh, who makes up 100% of our South Korean fan base. Everyone give him a big “Konnichiwa.” Before we start off about this week, some news and announcements. First off, hello to any and all new listeners. This weekend alone, both Thought Cops were on Asterios’s Kokkino’s’s Science Friction bonus episode, Engineer Riley’s podcast Anti-Social Engineering, and Officer Grant was on an episode of Dick Masterson’s The Dick...


Thought Cops: Episode 56

Welcome to Episode 56 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Mike Mancini of The Black Sheep and formerly of Booze Before Noon, R.I.P. in Peace. Booze Before Noon, not Mike Mancini. This episode, we’re talking Porn Viruses, the use of the “n-word” while studying law at DePaul, fat-shaming cancer research ads, @carloscruz2016, boners sticking out of sleeping bags,


Thought Cops: Episode 55

Welcome to Episode 55 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Gumshoe Russel from Surf Party USA. This episode, we pour ourselves a nice cold glass of chocolate milk to celebrate diversity, as we talk about Gucci Turbans, Fergie destroying America’s freedom, people proving Steven Crowder wrong, and Christian apologist Dinesh D’Souza takes some grieving teenagers down a peg. Here’s a live video of that: Also, hereR [...]