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Thought Cops is a weekly comedy podcast where Officer Kevin and Officer Grant police the mean streets of the internet, because somebody’s gotta do it.

Thought Cops is a weekly comedy podcast where Officer Kevin and Officer Grant police the mean streets of the internet, because somebody’s gotta do it.

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United States

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Thought Cops is a weekly comedy podcast where Officer Kevin and Officer Grant police the mean streets of the internet, because somebody’s gotta do it.

Language:

English


Episodes

Case File 186 with Anime Serbia of Kemonofriendzone

10/19/2020
How did it start? Well, let me tell you how it's going, Kemonofriendzone's very own Anime Serbia joins Thought Cops this week to do what we do best and complain about what happened this week on Twitter. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes There's a new Reeducationing video out, make sure to watch it, share it, and subscribe. https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a...

Duration:01:18:01

Case File 185 with Jake Flores

10/12/2020
Ok boners, step down off the fence and check out Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad on this week's episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes There's a new Reeducationing video, out by the time this episode goes out! Make sure to like comment and subscribe! And not just In Minecraft! https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month! This...

Duration:01:16:38

Case File 184 with Nick Lauer

10/6/2020
Joining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also instagram. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0 Check out Officer Grant's call in to the Asterios...

Duration:01:15:04

Case File 183 with Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard

9/30/2020
Returning friend of the show Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us this week for a fresh exciting episode of Thinking Detectives. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0 Also check out our appearance on Drink Beer and Play a Game's Power Hour Podcast: https://youtu.be/9M0MYrLpgjU We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the...

Duration:01:10:34

Case File 182 with Matt Nisbet of Not For Human Consumption

9/24/2020
Matt Nisbet, Not For Human Consumption Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Duration:01:07:02

Case File 181 with Alex Ptak

9/15/2020
This week on the podcast, television's very own Alex Ptak of Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super joins us to balance the scales of internet justice. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thanks to everyone who has subscribed to our Twitch Channel, we've recently just hit our first payout! If you have Amazon prime you can subscribe for free! This week, we revisit "the line", do an essay on why there are too many video essays on youtube, and take down video game tutorials. A lot of...

Duration:01:23:19

Case File 180 with Donni Saphire

8/31/2020
This week, Donni Saphire, Chicago comedian extraordinaire, joins the Thought Cops to deep dish out some Chicago-style justice. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, one of our listeners learns the hard way what happens when you cheat at a participation contest. You'll want to find out what happens. We also fight our way through some tumultuous technical difficulties to bring you a steaming hot fresh new episode where we take down "men" and their "red flag movies," as...

Duration:01:15:56

Case File 179 with Max Shanker

8/24/2020
Never fear, this week Chicago comedian Max Shanker is here. It's been a while. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Chicagoplainers and Californiaplainers alike won't like this episode, but I hope you all do. This week Max helps us segregate video games by gender, get weird at the DNC, help Marge Simpson delve into the exciting world of politics, and keep the empty nests a little bit warmer by keeping men at home with their parents for a little bit longer. Donate to THIS LINK to...

Duration:01:09:41

Case File 178 with DavePretendo

8/17/2020
SephirothSword57's brother DavePretendo returns to talk about all the baka bullshit on the internet this week, as well as a lot of gossip surrounding his brother recently. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you've played a video game before, chances are, you've fought a giant spider. Thanks to the new spider slider, giant spiders in video games may be a thing of the past with this latest Accessibility Option. Ben Shapiro releases a banger this week as he covers Cardi B's WAP...

Duration:01:12:55

Case File 177 with Sarah Black

8/11/2020
Would you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we've all been there. Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel's Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism, and apparently Ren and Stimpy are coming back. The 90s never end, do they? Make sure to subscribe to...

Duration:01:27:19

Case File 176 with Ari Grabb and Asterios Kokkinos of Bento Banana 3

8/6/2020
Set your Mochiflix membership level to Platinum, because this week on the show we have Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana returning to promote the newest installment in the saga. Also, former guest and friend of the show Asterios Kokkinos of The Loudest Podcast does some voice acting in Bento Banana 3, and is here to promote Family Matters. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMxXvDs0Xxo Make sure to look for the Thought Cops Easter Egg in the newest...

Duration:01:52:33

Case File 175 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness

7/28/2020
This you? Kris Wilson, co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness returns to the program in full force this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it's trailer pulled from the publisher's website this week after 'disastrous reception'. Can't imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here. Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally change their name to the Washington Football Team. DJ Joey Gamerword decides his stagename...

Duration:01:24:29

Case File 174 with Ian Erickson

7/22/2020
Now stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I'm confusing my sports metaphors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it. This week we have an update on the Harper's...

Duration:01:42:42

Case File 173 with Brandon Kirkman

7/15/2020
Clean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we're cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping...

Duration:01:16:44

Case File 172 with Nico "ncoio"

7/8/2020
We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico "ncoio" joins us in celebration. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, everyone is cancelled. It's like that movie The Purge, except it's different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000's are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out. A married couple wielding assault weapons on the...

Duration:01:03:49

Case File 171 with Be Nice To Me Productions

6/30/2020
Be nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/lXaBB7MoWys Field Notes Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week :-) Otherwise,...

Duration:01:27:39

Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games

6/23/2020
E3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny "The Street 'Shadowforks'" Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Unironically, there's a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where "the line" is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the...

Duration:01:33:05

Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios

6/17/2020
We're back! And this week we're joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios. You can follow him on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, just make sure you follow him! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Did we miss anything? We might've taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn't have predicted what happened to the country last week. So there's a lot to catch up on. Jake Paul gets arrested and the Thought Cops...

Duration:01:11:55

Case File 168 with Tyler Russo

6/3/2020
What else can be said right now? Here's some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/fOsqsNkhneo Field Notes We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny. Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It...

Duration:00:52:04

Case File 167 with Aaron Klopfer

5/26/2020
There may be no Aaron Klop-him, but there is an Aaron Klopfer, and he's with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops! AUDIO. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanting to do anything during lockdown, oh yeah and also do the show. Two big stories this week...

Duration:01:18:13