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How to Kick Death's Ass - Part 2

8/11/2019
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How to Kick Death’s Ass Part 2 What does your heaven look like?What does your hell look like?Ways humans have tried to beat deathReligionCryogenically freezingBoard gamesNanoTechDeath journalingGoogle Inactive Account ManagerGo to Google Account > Data & Personalization > Download, Delete, or Make a Plan for Your Data > Make a Plan for Your Account Dealing with DeathAnxietyDepressionCycle of GrievingConcept of NothingnessAlan Wattshttps://youtu.be/ssf7P-SgcrkBefore Birth ProxySleep...

Duration:01:02:00

21 WTF Products Marketed to Kids

8/4/2019
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In season 2, episode 2, we have a listener question from someone who wants some bad advice. I can’t be bothered going to the dentist, how can I DIY this? We also cover 22 of the most WTF products that have been marketed to children. Check out our show for inferior humor, defective philosophy, and bad advice. 21 WTF Products Marketed to Children Candy CigarettesBig League ChewE CigarettesCandy in GeneralDesert Storm Trading CardsGI JoeBaseball CardsBreakfast CerealPop TartsToy GunsThe Board...

Duration:01:05:05

How to Kick Death's Ass Part 1

7/28/2019
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In episode 50 (Season 2 Episode 1): How to Kick Death’s Ass Part 1 Inferior Humor, Defective Philosophy, and Bad Advice A fight you are going to lose, but how can you lose awesomely?Not intended for the recently grieving. National Suicide Hotline: 800.273.8255Worst ways to dieClosest you’ve come to death Stuff you waste your life doingThe opinions and views expressed in this show are that of the hosts only. They do not represent their children, wives, dogs, employers, co-workers,...

Duration:01:17:33

Radioactive Rattlesnake + the FaceApp Conspiracy

7/21/2019
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So this guy was carrying a rattlesnake and uranium ore. What was he planning on doing? Becoming some sort of superhero with snake powers? Also, FaceApp is taking your data. Have we learned nothing from the Cambridge Analytica mess? Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our...

Duration:01:09:13

Heavy Metal Knitting + The Paul is Dead Conspiracy

7/14/2019
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Heavy Metal Knitting + The Paul is Dead Conspiracy. This episode, we cover the delightful first annual heavy metal knitting championship that took place in Finland, professional bridesmaids, Google getting people stuck in a field and so much more. Meanwhile in Florida, the Air Force accidentally dropped training bombs from an airplane, and a guy named Jesus is attacking someone with sweet n sour packets. In Amazon reviews, we cover this crazy Russian nesting doll of a knife. Our conspiracy...

Duration:01:18:39

Parrotman - Iguana Hunter

7/7/2019
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Iguanas are wreaking havoc in Florida and it is legal to hunt and kill them at any time in 22 counties. We cover a guy that turned himself into a real-life parrotman, a Japanese poop museum and so much more. Make sure to tune into our greatest-ever hero of the week, Bobby Bonilla’s agent, who put together a contract that will pay Mr. Bonilla 1.19 million every year until he is 72 years old. Bravo! You deserve a spot in the hall of fame for that one contract negotiation alone. Warning! The...

Duration:01:31:24

Holy Buckets, It's the Six-Fingered Man

6/30/2019
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Holy Buckets, It’s the Six Fingered Man! This week, a Bishop plans to spray an entire city with holy water from helicopters to ‘get rid of the devil’, plastic is encasing rocks and will soon be part of the sedimentary record, Amazon is selling human finger bones and...earthworm jerky. We also cover ways to mess with an Independence Day playlist. Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature...

Duration:01:37:12

Asthma Inhaler

6/23/2019
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90’s baseball cards are bullshit, horns are growing on people’s skulls, moldy cheese is being sold for thousands of dollars, and people are glueing themselves to the road. What is happening in the world? Well, it’s weird. Beyond our weird news section, we review one of the craziest Amazon products we’ve done to date. Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show,...

Duration:01:40:27

Banana Slicer

6/16/2019
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We cover a follow up on how to avoid huge ships, a man who has a serious case of heart burn, zombie snakes and more! Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords that we are, in fact, more important than we actually are. This show is a parody that...

Duration:01:41:31

How to Avoid Huge Ships

6/9/2019
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Wow, we almost didn’t have a show this week. Our robot overlords tried to sabotage us. In this episode, there is seriously pink water in an Ohio municipal water supply and city officials have deemed it safe to drink. Cue the Ghostbusters music! We have a hilarious review of the sure to be best seller, "How to Avoid Huge Ships"! Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the...

Duration:01:41:41

It's Aliens

6/2/2019
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We have our first alien conspiracy, this one might be real? We cover the Easter Island heads, Jeados a new fashion trend in swimwear, a guy who had someone break in and clean his house and more! Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords that we...

Duration:01:41:22

Sideshow Episode 3: Living Off the Grid

5/26/2019
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Sideshow Episode 3: Living off the Grid. Have you ever been intrigued about the idea of living off the grid? Interested in what skills it would take? Did you know that co-host KJ lived off the grid for many years? It was not just partially off the grid, but completely self-sustaining. Not only that, he’s about to do it again. In this episode, we explore his experience purchasing and clearing the land, digging a well, setting up a solar power rig, building a house and more. As RV life will be...

Duration:01:23:55

Alien Detector

5/19/2019
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WTF are Janties? Well, it’s pretty simple, they’re jean panties. We talk about them. We also talk about a weird trend in nostril hair, a poop exhibit in prague and a coffin club in New Zealand, and read hilarious Amazon reviews on an alien detector. Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This...

Duration:01:07:02

The Bubonic Plague

5/12/2019
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Did you know the Bubonic Plague still exists? Yup, that’s a thing. And it can still kill you. We’ve got a great Amazon review of a Swiss army knife with 87 implements. Also, we wrote a crazy demotivational speech for the graduating class of 2019. Like the show? Share it with a friend. Thanks, we love you! Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a...

Duration:01:08:45

Liquid Ass

5/5/2019
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We have an action-packed weird news segment and a hilarious Amazon review of the product "Liquid Ass". Not only that, we have an ancient scam that you can't miss. Check it out! Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords that we are, in fact, more...

Duration:01:46:04

Uranium Ore For Sale

4/28/2019
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In episode 38: Be careful out there. There's a freakout going on at fast food restaurants! Did you know you can buy Uranium Ore on Amazon? Yup, that's a thing. All this and more on this week's episode! Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords...

Duration:01:29:38

Invasion of the Toads

4/21/2019
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Alligators, poisonous toads, people shooting each other? What is going on in the American South? We also take a look at the classic “Three Wolf Moon” shirt. Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords that we are, in fact, more important than we...

Duration:01:14:59

Episode 36: Stranglehold

4/14/2019
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In episode 36: This episode got us in a stranglehold as it takes a turn and somehow strangely becomes about Ted Nugent. We also take a departure from some of our regular segments like Conspiracy Corner, Hero of the Week and Scam Jam for a bunch of crazy weird news stories like the woman who did karate in a Walmart while her unleashed dog ran amok and “stole” cornbread muffin mix, bees in an eye, and strange crop circles found made by stoned Wallabies. Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast...

Duration:01:26:17

Episode 35: House on the Rock

4/7/2019
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In episode 35: We open the show by discussing our experiences at House on the Rock. What is it? It’s hard to explain, but we’ll try. We discover the rare and delicate Australian cuisine that is as dangerous as their wildlife population; the Musk stick. We also discuss parrots going wild in the Poppy fields in India, April fools and mattresses from hell. We also discuss the subreddit that does not believe that a certain social media founder is human. What is going on here? Warning! The Three...

Duration:01:29:24

Episode 34: Sciencish

3/31/2019
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In episode 34 It’s our “Science” show, and we are using the word science loosley. Woolly Mammoths back from extinction, pollution eating bacteria, Tardigrades, Hip Hop Cheese? Who took over our show? Remember you heard it here, come back for more and send in your requests... Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review...

Duration:01:36:59