Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold
Comedy
The Holy Quadumvirate of nonsense and audible debauchery. And sports. The New York Times hails Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold as "For the last time, we don't write reviews for amateur and sophomoric podcasts. Please stop calling." THTHTCTH is your new favorite podcast because they don't let facts get in the way of the truth. You're welcome. Previous guests include: Fake Hakeem Olajuwon, Fake Alex Jones, Fake Nolan Ryan, Fake O.J. Simpson, and Fake Bill Cosby. Cornerstone segments: Barrel Fire Shot Takes, More Upsetting, and Judge Juggalo. New episodes weekly. Twitter: @2hot2coldsports
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
The Holy Quadumvirate of nonsense and audible debauchery. And sports. The New York Times hails Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold as "For the last time, we don't write reviews for amateur and sophomoric podcasts. Please stop calling." THTHTCTH is your new favorite podcast because they don't let facts get in the way of the truth. You're welcome. Previous guests include: Fake Hakeem Olajuwon, Fake Alex Jones, Fake Nolan Ryan, Fake O.J. Simpson, and Fake Bill Cosby. Cornerstone segments: Barrel Fire Shot Takes, More Upsetting, and Judge Juggalo. New episodes weekly. Twitter: @2hot2coldsports
Twitter:
@lilJakespeare
Language:
English
Episodes
Texans Twilight Zone With Jacob Payne
8/12/2021
Texans Twilight Zone w/ guest Paul Gallant - NOV 2021
Duration:00:12:00
Pod Envy with Jacob Payne Episode 01: Colum Tyrrell
12/3/2020
Comedian Colum Tyrrell of the Wizard of Pod explains why podcasting hasn't only sustained his stand-up career during a pandemic; it's made it possible for him to replace it. The pilot episode
Duration:00:11:46
The Freud Boys Episode #001: The Pilot
11/16/2020
If you want real, reliable advice, don't d*ck around by deciding you don't want your personal information exploited for entertainment purposes. You don't deserve our help and we hope you contract a curable form of cancer.
Duration:01:04:47
Rockets FanGirl Interview sample
1/29/2020
Rockets Fangirl Aria Rich of FGSN broke down the opening playoff series between the Houston Rockets and the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Duration:00:03:49
Over The Night with Matt Harab Promo: An Apology to Brian Windhorst
1/15/2020
Dear ESPN NBA reporter Brian Windhorst, you are not Marc Stein. Sorry for calling you Marc Stein. Please accept my apology.
Duration:00:00:59
Over The Night with Matt Harab Sbarro Promo
1/15/2020
America: leading the way for motorized walkways, 70 ounce sodas and garbage food court pizza. A sixty-second promo for SB Nation Radio's Over The Night with Matt Harab.
Duration:00:00:59
Over The Night with Matt Harab Sbarro Promo
1/15/2020
America: leading the way for motorized walkways, 70 ounce sodas and garbage food court pizza. A sixty-second promo for SB Nation Radio's Over The Night with Matt Harab.
Duration:00:00:59
10.24.2018 If You Ain't First Your Last
10/27/2018
10.24.2018 If You Ain't First Your Last by Lil Jakespeare
Duration:01:09:59
Episode 34 - Astros Eliminated
10/19/2018
04:09 - Astros Eliminated 14:39 - Fan Interference 15:49 - AJ Hinch Outmanaged 21:15 - Barrel Fire Shot Take (Raiders Fire Sale, Rockets Won't Win 50, Deshaun Watson Will Suffer Season Ending Injury in Jacksonville) 38:00 - Texans/Jags Preview 52:45 - Does Jesus Have Interns? 55:30 - More Upsetting (Threatening Fans Who Interfere or Telling Kids to Shut Up at Sporting Events/ALCS Cheating Scandals)
Duration:01:12:07
10.10.2018 IF YA AINT FIRST YOUR LAST
10/13/2018
10.10.2018 IF YA AINT FIRST YOUR LAST by Lil Jakespeare
Duration:01:02:09
Episode 33: "Make A Wish" Gives You the Chance to Coach Both Texans & Colts
10/3/2018
Our thoughts on the Texans first win of 2018. Did the Texans win or did the Colts lose? Coaching both the Texans and Colts in the same game is the Make A Wish Jackpot.
Duration:00:26:26
Episode 33: "Kavanaughed"
10/2/2018
This is a special track because it is something I otherwise would have edited out of the episode. Celebrity look-alikes for Juggalo Trey. "Kavanaughed" is now a verb. We also make fun of Trey's mom.
Duration:00:04:37
Episode 32 - Who Would You Rather Have for 4 More Years: Trump or O'Brien?
9/26/2018
This week, we ask a simple question: Would you rather have Bill O'Brien or Donald Trump for the next four years? Keke Coutee is a bust. Would you sacrifice Deshaun Watson's second ACL for another Astros World Series Championship? Soul-sucking breakdown of the Texans Week 3 loss to the Giants.
Duration:01:05:22
9.19.2018 If Ya Ain't First Your Last
9/22/2018
9.19.2018 If Ya Ain't First Your Last by Lil Jakespeare
Duration:01:33:14
Episode 31: Mahomes vs. Watson
9/19/2018
We're back...again. It wouldn't be THTHTCTH unless we beat a dead horse, so we gave our two cents on Nike's deal with Kaepernick. *Featuring shocking, offensive tweets from REAL people* Pat Mahomes is off to an historic start to the season while Deshaun Watson struggles to find his form. We compare the two 2017 1st round QBs.
Duration:01:30:05
9.6.2018 IF You Ain't First Your Last
9/8/2018
9.6.2018 IF You Ain't First Your Last by Lil Jakespeare
Duration:01:38:55
Episode 30: Hard or Soft?
8/28/2018
Our 30th episode! Back after like a two week sabbatical/paid administrative leave...we should be suspended for more than three weeks for this one. We catch you up on what we've been up to, new segment "Hard or Soft" is our version of True or False. We try making you laugh after another hard weekend for our country.
Duration:01:13:22
8.9.2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last
8/10/2018
Note: The Xfinity Series will be racing at Mid-Ohio, not Michigan.
Duration:01:29:49
Episode 29: The State of Houston Sports
8/9/2018
Episode 29: The State of Houston Sports by Lil Jakespeare
Duration:01:16:56
Episode 28: Urban Meyer and Roberto Osuna
8/6/2018
Domestic violence has become one of the most common themes in sports. Urban Meyer's reported knowledge and whether or not he did enough to address the Zach Smith allegations remain a mystery. But one thing's for sure... Shelley Meyer sure can keep a secret. Despite having a "zero tolerance" policy toward domestic violence, Jeff Luhnow and the Astros are willing to risk chemistry and fan support in pursuit of another World Series trophy. Judge Juggalo brings the hammer.
Duration:01:05:07