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A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As long as your not a Shepard or a life guard you most likely won't be disappointed.

A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As long as your not a Shepard or a life guard you most likely won't be disappointed.
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A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As long as your not a Shepard or a life guard you most likely won't be disappointed.




#44 Being Rich & The Godfather

This episode, Ben has a confession... We discover a new wood flavoured Coke and James get's political. Then we talk a bit about the Godfather. 0:00 Start of the show 1:43 Ben's confession 12:43 News Bleat 20:56 Fake News or Not? 24:15 Main Topic 54:42 Outro


#43 Donald The Duck & Looking For Love

This week James has multiple complaints, a 16 year old becomes a millionaire from some gaming. Ben has some interesting stories about his Grandpa's wrestling career. Then we go looking for love in the personal Ad's section. 0:00 Start of the show 10:27 News Bleat 17:07 Fake News or Not? 26:34 Ben's grandpa 30:51 Looking for love


#42 Comedy Clubs & Moral Dilemmas

This episode Ben make's money gambling, James complains about a fly, we discover virtual reality is pretty good, discuss whether we'd make good stand up comedians. Then, we work through some tricky situations! 0:00 Start of the show & Le Tour de France 3:53 Puppy time! 4:52 James' complaint 7:20 Virtual Reality 12:06 News Bleat 14:09 Fake News or Not? 21:38 Moral dilemmas


#41 Bees? & Fake Animals or Not

This week we record in a rather sweaty environment. We discuss the new British Prime Minister, whether swearing should be illegal in pubs and then do a quiz to find out which animals are fake or real... 0:00 Start of the show 1:18 An angry chess man 4:49 Puppy news 5:30 News Bleat 15:17 Fake News or Not? 19:32 The Fake Animal Quiz


#40 Puppies & Misheard Lyrics

This episode James loses a fish, Ben finds a puppy. They rub a Mexican monkey, shower a horse and mistake something for muffins...? This week we're talking about misheard song lyrics. 0:00 Start of the show 3:53 Puppies 6:25 News Bleat 16:55 Fake News or Not? 20:19 Misheard Song Lyrics Game


#39 Pub Names & Friendship Quiz

This week, James complains about a white lion & a zebra. We discuss how good gambling is and then we find out exactly how well we know each other, which may not be as well as we thought... 0:00 Start Of The Show 0:48 James' Complaint 2:59 Ben's Complaint 5:08 News Bleat 8:21 Listener Mail 12:00 Fake News Or Not? 14:40 Tour De France & Gambling 19:10 Our Friendship Quiz


#38 Parachute Prices & 90's Kids Toys

This week we have a book club discussion, talk about the price of parachutes and then talk about every 90's kids craze going, and have a good old nostalgia fest. 0:00 Start of the show 0:45 James' complaints 6:20 Wool I Recommend 17:01 News Bleat 26:54 Fake News Or Not? 34:32 90's Kids Toys


#37 Biting Forks & Would You Rather?

This week, James shoots a gun and takes issue with naked men in the gym. James calls out marvel for being money grabbers and then we get into asking some tricky would rather questions. Support our Patreon 0:00 Start of the show 2:52 Wool I Recommend 4:58 James' exciting weekend 16:13 Fake News or Not? 20:47 Main Topic: Would you rather...


#36 Bono Steals Milk & Dreams

This week, we get angry about driving, James gets on his high horse over politics and then we count some sheep and head to the land of nod to discuss dreams. 0:00 Start of the show 1:17 Forest 404 5:50 Driving 10:08 Ben's study 13:40 News Bleat 16:32 Politics 21:58 Offensive language 24:45 Fake News Or Not? 29:37 An intro to dreams 43:47 Sleep paralysis 52:21 Most common dreams


#35 Coffee & Black Mirror

This week, we move into a new recording space, James experiences a break in, we read lots of twitter and then discuss season 5 of Black Mirror. 0:00 Start of the show 3:47 Coffee 5:46 The book of mormon 8:18 Multiple complaints 13:26 News Bleat 26:15 Fake News Or Not? 30:31 Wool I Recommend 33:02 Black Mirror (SPOILERS) 36:25 Episode 3 'Striking Vipers' 43:27 Episode 2 'Smithereens' 50:48 Episode 1 'Rachel, Jack & Ashley Too'


#34 Carpets & Cheese

This week it's international cheese day! Ben get's some new carpets, and has a very weird encounter, James enjoys some scones, then we both talk about everything cheese related. 0:00 Start of the show 3:31 Drug trials 12:57 Ben's weird encounter 20:34 Scones 22:46 Bowling 28:42 News Bleat 38:20 Fake News Or Not? 44:27 Wool I Recommend? 46:47 Everything Cheese Related 1:08:20 Cheese Facts


#33 Birthdays & Sports

This episode, Ben has a birthday and has a love hate relationship with paint. James happens upon a fish on his way to work. We finally get around to talking about Game Of Thrones final season. Then we talk a bit about some sports, not any sports in particular really, just a bit about some sports. 5:07 Ben's complaint 8:38 News Bleat 17:59 James finds a fish 20:26 Fake News or Not? 23:48 Game Of Thrones GOT SPOILERS: 24:44 - 32:17 32:22 Sports


#32 More Tea Bags & Moving House

This episode: We discuss how to put a seatbelt on, how annoying petitions are, is the Eurovision a joke? Fake news or not has an overhaul, we mis-hear some lyrics and then talk about moving house. 0:00 Start of the show 2:57 James still hates smoking 5:17 Seatbelts 8:46 Yet again, even more tea bags... 9:30 News Bleat 22:13 Fake News or Not? 28:12 An intro to moving house 39:08 What would you save in a fire? 41:47 Ben talks about guitars


#31 Acupuncture & Quiz Part Two

Ben gets some Acupuncture, James hates smoking, Jeremy Kyle gets cancelled?! And, we continue to test our knowledge in what seems like the worlds longest quiz... Thankfully we get to the end of it this episode! The Quiz: 0:00 Start of the show 2:49 Acupuncture 8:17 James' complaint 13:44 News Bleat 18:43 Fake News Or Not? 25:32 The quiz continues...


#30 Geese & General Knowledge

This week we receive a glowing review. We have a discussion about some geese, James has some strong feelings towards foamy shower gel. Then, we find out exactly how dumb we are by taking a general knowledge quiz. Play along with the quiz: 0:00 Start of the show 4:05 Geese 10:33 A Poem 14:31 Wool I Recommend? 16:43 Avengers Endgame SPOILERS (16:55 - 23:32) 23:32 News Bleat 26:36 Fake News Or Not? 32:21 The Quiz


#29 Marvel & Endgame

This week we're talking everything Marvel. We talk our thoughts and predictions going into the film as well as all the movies in the MCU so far and finish off with our thoughts straight after watching at 3AM. (Spoilers for all the MCU. Especially endgame, timecodes below) 0:00 Start of the show 2:59 Pillow complaint 8:53 News Bleat 17:43 Fake News Or Not? 25:55 Wool I Recommend? 32:21 Marvel talk 39:45 Favourite Marvel film? 43:53 Endgame predictions *ENDGAME SPOILERS* 50:29...


#28 Licking Doorbells & A Florida Man

This episode we try to find out exactly what goes on in Florida. From a man armed with an alligator looking for beer, to a man leading a turtle army, we take a look at the strangest news headlines from Florida. 0:00 Start of the show 2:58 James' Complaint 5:12 Follow up on our phone challenge 15:18 Billie Eilish 19:44 News Bleat 23:23 Fake News or Not? 28:24 Wool I Recommend? 34:20 A Florida Man 1:07:17 Marvel Excitement


#27 Cramping & Technology

Lots of cramping... Would we fight to the death for money? Is social media bad? Out of the two of us who spends the most time on their phone? And, we discuss the etiquette of using a phone in public. This week, we're talking about technology. 0:00 Start of the show 1:08 James' Complaint 7:02 News Bleat 15:44 Fake News Or Not? 23:21 Wool I Recommend 28:56 An intro to tech 35:14 Advertising 42:47 Who spends more time on their phone? 1:00:24 Tech for dating 1:08:23 What's the best...


#26 eBay Bidding & Superpowers

We have a heated debate about bidding on eBay. James get's bothered by a tea bag. TGI's comes under fire for fake potatoes. Find out which is best: Flying, being invisible, living forever, farting on demand or time travel? This week, we're talking about Superpowers. 0:00 Start of the show 2:08 eBay 6:40 James' Complaints 10:32 News Bleat 18:02 Fake News Or Not? 25:36 Wool I Recommend 28:34 An introduction to superpowers 37:53 Most useless superheroes 48:14 James' useless...


#25 Toast & Madeleine McCann

This episode: The two sheep actually find themselves in a pool. We discover how to correctly cut toast. Is one singular sheep a shoop? We have a run in with a bird and discuss Netflix's new documentary. This week, were talking about Netflix's 'The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann.' 0:00 Start of the show 5:19 Toast talk 8:07 Shoop & Sheep 9:58 Ben's story 13:26 News Bleat 17:25 Fake news or not 23:22 Intro to main topic 26:22 Was the documentary good? 34:20 The media 42:58 The...