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A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As long as your not a Shepard or a life guard you most likely won't be disappointed.

A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As long as your not a Shepard or a life guard you most likely won't be disappointed.
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A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As long as your not a Shepard or a life guard you most likely won't be disappointed.




#50 Pricey Parking & Rambo

50 Episodes! This week we turn 1 year old and bid farewell to our much beloved Fake News or Not segment by playing our last ever game... Then we dig into the main topic and talk everything Rambo! 0:00 Start of the show 1:19 Complaints 4:41 News Bleat 8:06 The final ever Fake News or Not? 13:31 Main Topic Time 18:05 Rambo: First Blood 28:23 Rambo 2,3 & 4 35:27 Rambo: Last Blood 58:18 Two Sheep Film Leaderboard


#49 Multipack Beans & Unimportant News

This episode James has something robbed from him, we find out: How much a hitman charges, why a man is angry about some beans, how tall a tomato plant is and many other pointless things. 0:00 Start of the show & James' complaint 3:48 Ben's complaint 8:54 Tour of Britain 13:16 Fake News or Not? 17:59 Wool I Recommend 24:40 Un-Newsworthy News


#48 Ms. Monopoly & Mysterious Deaths

This week Ben gets some unwanted advice, we talk about the controversial new Monopoly game and then dive deep into the world of mysterious deaths & disappearances. 0:00 Start of the show 2:20 Ben's complaint 4:55 News Bleat 12:07 Wool I Recommend 13:55 Fake News or Not? 18:11 Main Topic Intro 19:07 Case #1 24:58 Case #2 Pt.1 28:59 Case#3 36:18 Case #2 Pt.2 42:48 Case #4 51:50 Case #2 Pt.3


#47 ChuckleVision & Ready Player one

This week, we discuss the best ever children's TV programme. Then we speed through the news to bring you a bumper, double, book & film discussion on Ready Player One. 0:00 Start of the show 1:24 News Bleat 7:23 Fake News or Not? 11:20 Ready Player One: The Book 44:35 Ready Player One: The Film


#46 Nuclear Hurricanes & The Boys

This week, James has an issue with hair & tractors. We discuss whether you can nuke a hurricane and then we review Amazon's new hit show 'The Boys' 0:00 Start of the show 1:51 Tractors 4:28 Decimate 6:34 James' hair 8:56 News Bleat 17:31 Fake News or Not? 21:01 The Boys 31:00 SPOILERS ONWARDS


45# Heavy Salmon & Virtual Reality

This week, Ben gets lost, some fishy news... Is Greenland up for sale? Lots of breaking movie news! And then we dive deep into Virtual Reality. Checkout VR-Here! 0:00 Start of the episode 1:02 Ben's complaint 3:22 News Bleat 18:06 Fake News or Not? 21:28 Virtual Reality


#44 Being Rich & The Godfather

This episode, Ben has a confession... We discover a new wood flavoured Coke and James get's political. Then we talk a bit about the Godfather. 0:00 Start of the show 1:43 Ben's confession 12:43 News Bleat 20:56 Fake News or Not? 24:15 Main Topic 54:42 Outro


#43 Donald The Duck & Looking For Love

This week James has multiple complaints, a 16 year old becomes a millionaire from some gaming. Ben has some interesting stories about his Grandpa's wrestling career. Then we go looking for love in the personal Ad's section. 0:00 Start of the show 10:27 News Bleat 17:07 Fake News or Not? 26:34 Ben's grandpa 30:51 Looking for love


#42 Comedy Clubs & Moral Dilemmas

This episode Ben make's money gambling, James complains about a fly, we discover virtual reality is pretty good, discuss whether we'd make good stand up comedians. Then, we work through some tricky situations! 0:00 Start of the show & Le Tour de France 3:53 Puppy time! 4:52 James' complaint 7:20 Virtual Reality 12:06 News Bleat 14:09 Fake News or Not? 21:38 Moral dilemmas


#41 Bees? & Fake Animals or Not

This week we record in a rather sweaty environment. We discuss the new British Prime Minister, whether swearing should be illegal in pubs and then do a quiz to find out which animals are fake or real... 0:00 Start of the show 1:18 An angry chess man 4:49 Puppy news 5:30 News Bleat 15:17 Fake News or Not? 19:32 The Fake Animal Quiz


#40 Puppies & Misheard Lyrics

This episode James loses a fish, Ben finds a puppy. They rub a Mexican monkey, shower a horse and mistake something for muffins...? This week we're talking about misheard song lyrics. 0:00 Start of the show 3:53 Puppies 6:25 News Bleat 16:55 Fake News or Not? 20:19 Misheard Song Lyrics Game


#39 Pub Names & Friendship Quiz

This week, James complains about a white lion & a zebra. We discuss how good gambling is and then we find out exactly how well we know each other, which may not be as well as we thought... 0:00 Start Of The Show 0:48 James' Complaint 2:59 Ben's Complaint 5:08 News Bleat 8:21 Listener Mail 12:00 Fake News Or Not? 14:40 Tour De France & Gambling 19:10 Our Friendship Quiz


#38 Parachute Prices & 90's Kids Toys

This week we have a book club discussion, talk about the price of parachutes and then talk about every 90's kids craze going, and have a good old nostalgia fest. 0:00 Start of the show 0:45 James' complaints 6:20 Wool I Recommend 17:01 News Bleat 26:54 Fake News Or Not? 34:32 90's Kids Toys


#37 Biting Forks & Would You Rather?

This week, James shoots a gun and takes issue with naked men in the gym. James calls out marvel for being money grabbers and then we get into asking some tricky would rather questions. Support our Patreon 0:00 Start of the show 2:52 Wool I Recommend 4:58 James' exciting weekend 16:13 Fake News or Not? 20:47 Main Topic: Would you rather...


#36 Bono Steals Milk & Dreams

This week, we get angry about driving, James gets on his high horse over politics and then we count some sheep and head to the land of nod to discuss dreams. 0:00 Start of the show 1:17 Forest 404 5:50 Driving 10:08 Ben's study 13:40 News Bleat 16:32 Politics 21:58 Offensive language 24:45 Fake News Or Not? 29:37 An intro to dreams 43:47 Sleep paralysis 52:21 Most common dreams


#35 Coffee & Black Mirror

This week, we move into a new recording space, James experiences a break in, we read lots of twitter and then discuss season 5 of Black Mirror. 0:00 Start of the show 3:47 Coffee 5:46 The book of mormon 8:18 Multiple complaints 13:26 News Bleat 26:15 Fake News Or Not? 30:31 Wool I Recommend 33:02 Black Mirror (SPOILERS) 36:25 Episode 3 'Striking Vipers' 43:27 Episode 2 'Smithereens' 50:48 Episode 1 'Rachel, Jack & Ashley Too'


#34 Carpets & Cheese

This week it's international cheese day! Ben get's some new carpets, and has a very weird encounter, James enjoys some scones, then we both talk about everything cheese related. 0:00 Start of the show 3:31 Drug trials 12:57 Ben's weird encounter 20:34 Scones 22:46 Bowling 28:42 News Bleat 38:20 Fake News Or Not? 44:27 Wool I Recommend? 46:47 Everything Cheese Related 1:08:20 Cheese Facts


#33 Birthdays & Sports

This episode, Ben has a birthday and has a love hate relationship with paint. James happens upon a fish on his way to work. We finally get around to talking about Game Of Thrones final season. Then we talk a bit about some sports, not any sports in particular really, just a bit about some sports. 5:07 Ben's complaint 8:38 News Bleat 17:59 James finds a fish 20:26 Fake News or Not? 23:48 Game Of Thrones GOT SPOILERS: 24:44 - 32:17 32:22 Sports


#32 More Tea Bags & Moving House

This episode: We discuss how to put a seatbelt on, how annoying petitions are, is the Eurovision a joke? Fake news or not has an overhaul, we mis-hear some lyrics and then talk about moving house. 0:00 Start of the show 2:57 James still hates smoking 5:17 Seatbelts 8:46 Yet again, even more tea bags... 9:30 News Bleat 22:13 Fake News or Not? 28:12 An intro to moving house 39:08 What would you save in a fire? 41:47 Ben talks about guitars


#31 Acupuncture & Quiz Part Two

Ben gets some Acupuncture, James hates smoking, Jeremy Kyle gets cancelled?! And, we continue to test our knowledge in what seems like the worlds longest quiz... Thankfully we get to the end of it this episode! The Quiz: 0:00 Start of the show 2:49 Acupuncture 8:17 James' complaint 13:44 News Bleat 18:43 Fake News Or Not? 25:32 The quiz continues...