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Uncle Monty's Variety Show is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Monty and El Greco, two men who, having failed at everything, are free to say anything.

Uncle Monty's Variety Show is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Monty and El Greco, two men who, having failed at everything, are free to say anything.
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United States

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Uncle Monty's Variety Show is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Monty and El Greco, two men who, having failed at everything, are free to say anything.

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English

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415-254-1897


Episodes

The Robot Menace - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

4/28/2018
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The gentleman warn everyone about the most important threat of our time: robots. And as if that’s not enough… El Greco’s neighbor dies, and the crafty Greek plunders the deceased’s possessions El Greco attends a sex addicts anonymous meeting with his friend the porn actress The gentlemen recount a handful of scams pulled by their […] The post The Robot Menace appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

Duration:01:13:54

Big Gay Musical - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

4/13/2018
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El Greco returns from L.A. with an update on his new big gay musical. Monty explains the dysfunctional sex life he had with his ex-wife. One of El Greco’s scorned lovers slashes his tires three times in as many weeks, leading El Greco to explain the legal minutiae of restraining orders. But wait, there’s more: […] The post Big Gay Musical appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

Duration:01:00:26

How kinky is your hose? - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

4/1/2018
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This short, formerly premium episode is now free. You’re welcome! The gentlemen discuss Nick Broomfield’s 1996 documentary film Fetishes and the famous “ashtrays can’t talk” scene. But the kinky hilarity doesn’t stop there: El Greco asks an Apple store employee for help with making a sex tape on his iPhone El Greco asks his doctor […] The post How kinky is your hose? appeared first on Uncle Montys Variety Show.

Duration:00:23:56

Emotional Support Animal - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

3/23/2018
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In this episode, Monty considers owning an emotional support animal to support his hate for his enemies. But first, he confronts El Greco about the allegations regarding the lusty Greek’s unethical non-monogamy. Plus El Greco holds forth on Mike Pence’s piety and suspect sexual orientation. If you like comedy, you’ll love Uncle Monty’s Comedy Ticket […] The post Emotional Support Animal appeared first on Uncle Montys Variety Show.

Duration:00:43:18

Introducing The Bannon Collection - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

3/11/2018
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This week, we introduce a line of merch based on the aesthetic of white nationalist Steve Bannon. Expect to see a lot of khaki and camo in this sartorial tribute to whiteness. Plus El Greco brings another woman seeking breast augmentation surgery to the podcast. But wait, there’s more: In a meeting with his life […] The post Introducing The Bannon Collection appeared first on Uncle Montys Variety Show.

Duration:01:00:19

Black Panther in Yellowface - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

3/3/2018
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This week we court outrage by delving into race and racism. Was a black guy in the Chinese New Year’s parade doing yellowface? Should Black Panther have been played by a white actor? Send us your hate at unclemonty.net. But wait, there’s more: How to romance the laundress who cleans your soiled underwear El Greco […] The post Black Panther in Yellowface appeared first on Uncle Montys Variety Show.

Duration:00:58:48

From my cold dead hands - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

2/20/2018
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This week, we’re proud to announce our first sponsor, the National Rifle Association, and offer our totally independent, objective views on last week’s school shooting in Parkland, Florida. Plus: Is El Greco a bad person for encouraging a woman with a dying husband to have sex with him? Ned the lawyer has a diarrhea emergency … Continue reading From my cold dead hands →

Duration:00:48:39

Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

2/12/2018
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We kick off this episode with an update on El Greco’s night at the 2018 Ovation Awards in L.A. Spoiler alert: There was no justice. But you’ll get to hear a killer track from his musical, Siamese Sex Show. If you like it, check out the whole album on iTunes or Spotify. Speaking of award … Continue reading Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? →

Duration:01:00:52

Bear Person - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

2/2/2018
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The gentlemen dissect a short story, “Cat Person,” which appeared recently in the New Yorker. Like the Aziz Ansari situation, it’s not clear which character in this story is more despicable: the flaky 20-year-old female protagonist or the pathetic 30-something bear she regrets having fucked. Then the conversation turns to El Greco’s award nomination for … Continue reading Bear Person →

Duration:00:56:59

Et tu, Aziz? - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

1/28/2018
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The gentlemen deliver the definitive analysis of the Aziz Ansari scandal with a close reading of the Babe.net article that started it all. Amusing asides punctuate the narrative, including: What the f*ck is “the claw?” El Greco’s patented line for avoiding sexual misunderstandings Dealing with post-coital buyer’s remorse Remembering a younger woman with daddy issues … Continue reading Et tu, Aziz? →

Duration:00:47:01

A Pungent Bouquet - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

1/25/2018
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How bad would your partner’s crotch have to stink for you to turn down sex? The gentlemen ponder this and other libidinal matters in their continuing dialogue on love. Also in this episode: Dating a woman who looks like Burgess Meredith El Greco’s Asian fetish Is pity the better part of love? When the woman … Continue reading A Pungent Bouquet →

Duration:01:04:45

Love Enters through the Rear - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

1/24/2018
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What better way to introduce a podcast than with the universal theme of love! The gentlemen wax amorous in a series of ribald tales: Picking up women in the unemployment line Sleeping with your carjacker Finding love at the methadone clinic “That’s my boyfriend, let’s get out of here!” Lessons from the Ass Master Reliving … Continue reading Love Enters through the Rear →

Duration:00:44:55