Way Too Broad

Omg we are back! Welcome to us now. Hannah has a BIG REVEAL. Spoiler: it’s that she’s drinking coffee even though no one knew that she hasn’t been drinking coffee. We all have our windows open! So sue us! If you hear anything in the background PLEASE ignore it. PLEASE don’t say anything. Hannah and Erin catch Ben up on the Stanely cup craze. Hannah catches us all up on the lastest Taylor Swift drama. Hannah shows us a picture of her knee, with and without a pen. Mostly we are happy to be hanging out again. Ben has like 4 obsessions. Erin has 3 obsessions. Hannah only has 1, but it has 7 seasons so maybe she wins after all? HOMEWORK: Watch Dimension 20!!! On DropoutTV!!! Play Cassette Beasts on Nintendo Switch!! Do not play Palworld! Unless you want to! Listen to The Last Dinner Party’s new (and first!) album: Prelude to Ecstasy Have a great time drinking delicious bubble tea Play Majora’s Mask if you haven’t! You can do so on Switch via a Nintendo Online account Listen to the Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells (NOT Becky Chambers, but shout out to her and her Wayfarer's series anyway and apologies for the mixup) Watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQXQm1081xo CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter @Hannahandhercats on tiktok Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want www.ernben.com for anything you need DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

We did it we made an ep! Hope you like it! Shout out to Chloe for being a wonderful guest and to Ben for using the wrong microphone!!!

Dear Everyone, this is Hannah. Sorry I am the slowest editor in the world lately. Please enjoy this episode that we did record like a month before it is being released. Love you so much. Hannah loves microtransactions. Erin has many obsessions and many shoutouts to Chloe. Ben is sleeping a lot. Y'all ever heard of this sleeping thing? Seems pretty awesome. HOMEWORK: cinematic trailer for Palialesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

This ep took forever to edit but it was super fun! Hannah doesn't know what water is! Everyone is going on vacation. Ben is the only one who knows what a New Zealand accent sounds like! Ben has been watching a popular youtube series where celebrities are made to suffer while they answer tough questions. Hannah has been watching a show about people suffering in the wilderness for money. Erin has been getting addicted to one of the oldest addictive video games in the world! HOMEWORK: lesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

ANNOUNCEMENT: WTB is transitioning to a monthly on purpose schedule! And even based on THAT new schedule, this episode is 2 weeks late. Hope you didn't miss us too much! Thanks so much to Producer Ian (a.k.a. Et Cetera) for joining us this week! Hannah and Ian heard a cryptid or a fox. Hannah is on a very different side of tiktok than all of her co-hosts. Erin secs a book rec from one of our Sam listeners! Erin would love to recommend to us all a great budgeting app! Everybody else (and also Erin) would LOVE to talk all about Tears of the Kingdom for the entire rest of the episode. Side topics include music recommendations and a Russian coup. HOMEWORK: lesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

Sorry it's been another month (plus a couple days of playing Tears of the Kingdom and forgetting to edit)! We're re-discovering our rhythm but we still love you and each other very much <3 This week we have a LOT of catching up to do, a LOT to say about birds, and a voicemail received MID-RECORDING! Hannah has finally caught up to her other co-hosts on prioritizing her mental health. Erin has been listening to so many birds! Ben has been playing so much special Minesweeper. HOMEWORK: This is the sitelesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

We're back after a surprise break! Ben is drinking a thing that's not water! Hannah is drinking alcohol. Erin is very tired! Ben has been obsessed with an album that came out in 2011 and didn't get the respect it deserved (save for one song on it). Hannah has been obsessed with a band and every member of the band all simultaneously. Erin has sadly NOT been obsessed with an album but rather with a sport. And not even the sport Hannah thought she LOVED. HOMEWORK: Making Mirrors by Gotyethe record by boygeniusPlay racquetball (with Erin?)lesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

This week we're extra cozy and SOME (one) of us MAYBE (definitely) is extra high! Hannah won't stop worrying about doxxing and/or doxxing herself. Erin has been watching her angels watch Netflix on Youtube. Ben has been listening to another D&D podcast, but it's also not that. Hannah has been having kind of a mid-level bad week but she's on ther upswing now. HOMEWORK: lesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

Today we are drinking water from the future, present, and past. Hannah's inability to see long-distance gifts through to their final destinations is pointed and laughed at. Survey says: No lies were told (except that Hannah still had that book) Hannah has been watching an Apple TV+ show. Erin has been watch TWO Apple TV+ shows! All the hosts agree it's important to say that "plus" aloud. Ben has been watching a show on a different streaming service so I guess we can kiss that Apple TV+ sponsorship GOODBYE. HOMEWORK: CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter @Hannahandhercats on tiktok Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want www.ernben.com for anything you need Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Ben has TWO DRINKS. Erin has NO COMMENT. Hannah has SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL in her system. Ben has FINALLY received the obsession he's been teasing about for months, and it was worth the wait! Hannah has decided Netflix is for hate-watching only. Erin has been playing a new, old Zelda game! HOMEWORK: The Path Videoslesbianlendinglibrary.comwww.waytoobroad.comwww.ernben.com

This week features a very special Spindrift Corner and a surprise visit from the head of Hannah's household. It also features a throwback audio issue that will DEFINITELY be fixed next time! Thanks for your patience <3 Erin has been getting highly caffeinated for fun. Ben has been playing another Zelda game while he anticipates some mysterious long-awaited package. Hannah wants to throw some love at her favorite breakfast carb! HOMEWORK: - Check out Flair Espresso Makers if you wanna! - Watch James Hoffmann and Hames Joffmann - Play Vampire Survivors! - Play The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD on Switch - Go get some bagels!! - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

We're back from our month-long holiday break and better than ever! Or at WORST we're about the same! We lost the pod phone # but don't worry, Hannah RECLAIMED it. Hannah's NEEDS a season 2 of Willow please watch Willow on Disney+. Erin has been playing a super fun free mobile game because she's a GOOD SIBLING. Ben has been watching funny videos from an Australian music man. HOMEWORK: - Watch Willow (the 1988 movie is optional, the 2022 TV series is mandatory) both on Disney+ - Play Vampire Survivors on mobile or PC - Watch Tom Cardy on youtube or tiktok, maybe start with H.Y.C.Y.BH? - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

We're here, some of us are queer, and we apologize for the late podcast but you get it when you get it!! This week we have Spindrift corner, we successfully prevent Hannah from reading spam, and Hannah regales us with a TERRIBLE story that's not for the squeamish among us. Ben is obsessed with something for the very first time (just kidding it's Pokemon). Hannah is obsessed with something for the very first time (just kidding it's a trashy reality show). Erin is obsessed with something for the very first time (just kidding it's a video game). HOMEWORK: - Play Pokemon Scarlet/Violet! - Watch Married at First Sight if you want to!!!!!!!! - Play Slay the Spire! - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

We're back from Thanksgiving with many seltzer-related updates and many great memories! Shoutouts abound. Nobody else on the podcast besides Hannah has tried Cucumber Spindrift and they're about to lose the chance. Erin has been watching a nice man make expensive desks to fall asleep. Ben has been playing the new Pokemon game, OF COURSE! Hannah has been READING A BOOK but NOT THE ONE ERIN IS READING OK but NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE ONE ERIN IS READING. HOMEWORK: - Watch Blacktail Studios on Youtube - Watch the new Jenny Nicholson video about Evermore Park AND THEN TALK TO HANNAH ABOUT IT PLEASE - Play Pokemon Scarlet or Violet on switch, try pokemon showdown on the web - Read The Honeys by Ryan la Sala - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Hannah recommends a funny book about trauma. Ben and Hannah recount the best LoL Worlds EVER to Erin. Erin's drink selection leaves her wanting. Hannah reads her high notes about a trash reality show. Erin can't get enough of this one really good song. Ben is getting out his excitement about the new Pokemon game with a hacked version of an old Pokemon game. HOMEWORK: - Get high and watch some trash reality TV or whatever you want - Listen to Ruin My Life by Zolita and watch the music video! - Play Pokemon Emerald Rogue - Play Hades (if you haven't already (Erin)) - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Hannah had a tough but proud morning with her cats. Erin has an iced latte. Everyone is unseasonably warm. Ben has recommendations and then he has an obsession. They're different. Hannah and Erin are more convinced than ever that one of their favorite pop stars is secretly queer. Ben has mixed feelings about that. Actually, we kind of all do. HOMEWORK: - Watch Bee and Puppycat - Watch this video called "Can you beat Pokemon FireRed while blind and deaf?" - Listen to Midnights (3AM Edition)! - Erin's Top 5: Maroon, Question…?, Anti-Hero, Karma, The Great War - Hannah's Top 5: Labyrinth, Glitch, Dear Reader, Midnight Rain, Maroon - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

This episode tried its hardest to not exist. Ben used the wrong mic, Erin's POWER WENT OUT, Hannah had to PICK UP THE PIECES. But it's still great fun and I hope you enjoy! Erin got a new tool to read more! Ben re-discovered a favorite album. Hannah got mad about people's reactions to a tiktok video. HOMEWORK: - Get an e-reader OR DON'T - Listen to Re-Covered by Dan Wilson - Watch this great video or this great video of this very talented dancer and go write a comment about HER - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Ben saw Don't Worry Darling and he Hated It Darling. (Spoiler discussion after outro music). Hannah gets gaslit about how much water she has left in her glass. Hannah has been inescapably obsessed with an album that doesn't come out for another 2 weeks. Erin has been itching to cook some great Korean food recipes. Ben has been playing a game with a dumb name but a cool concept and VERY CUTE ART. HOMEWORK: - Maybe actually stay away from gaylor tiktok right now, Friday night didn't play out how I expected and it's a bit of a minefield right now. If you're not in maybe stay out and if you're in then hang in there friend. - Watch Maangchi's Sweet and Crunchy Tofu video (and maybe make it?) - Play Teamfight Tactics on PC or Mobile - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

All the tea in this episode is a little bit lukewarm because we recorded this LAST week. Actually, Ben didn't even end up MAKING his tea. Ben has been revisiting an old favorite in a whole new way. Hannah has been learning about the weeds in her yard. Erin has been playing fun games with her wife! HOMEWORK: - Listen to The Adventure Zone: Balance but use the Graphic Novels as a visual aid - Get Good Weed, Bad Weed by Nancy Gift - Visit Vermont I guess? - Do Puzzle Time! - Read the Locked Tomb Series - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening

It's a double act and a single obsession this week! And since it's Erin and Hannah you BETTER BELIEVE every single thing we talk about will be Queer AF. If you haven't watched the new A League of Their Own show on Amazon Prime then go watch it NOW! NOW!!! HOMEWORK: - Get on gaylor tiktok - Watch A League of Their Own on Amazon Prime - CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420 - Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter - @Hannahandhercats on tiktok - Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com - Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg - Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog - Follow WayTooBroad on IG - Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com - www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com for anything you want - www.ernben.com for anything you need - Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat - DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad - Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!