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A comprehensive but humorous look at the world of low grade, forgotten or just plain terrible horror movies. Serious reviews with a twist of humor thrown in. We are not here to warn you off, rather encourage you to see these at least once with friends and have a blast riffing on them. If you have seen any of these we would love to hear your feedback on them as well!Keep your head, hands, and feet inside the ride at all times or you may lose them!Artwork courtesy of The Bella Rush: https://www.instagram.com/the_bella_rush/Intro music"Apprehensive at best" by Biz Baz Studiohttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiA9pIqrXbKQ020XAXPcUvgNew intro music:"Ghost Chase Thriller" by Sir Cubworthhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3edSSIDJPTZmBM-m9_G3NwOutro:"Darkness of My Sun" byThe 126ershttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCep47rkC_STH4BdGVUTeMnw

A comprehensive but humorous look at the world of low grade, forgotten or just plain terrible horror movies. Serious reviews with a twist of humor thrown in. We are not here to warn you off, rather encourage you to see these at least once with friends and have a blast riffing on them. If you have seen any of these we would love to hear your feedback on them as well!Keep your head, hands, and feet inside the ride at all times or you may lose them!Artwork courtesy of The Bella Rush: https://www.instagram.com/the_bella_rush/Intro music"Apprehensive at best" by Biz Baz Studiohttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiA9pIqrXbKQ020XAXPcUvgNew intro music:"Ghost Chase Thriller" by Sir Cubworthhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3edSSIDJPTZmBM-m9_G3NwOutro:"Darkness of My Sun" byThe 126ershttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCep47rkC_STH4BdGVUTeMnw

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United States

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A comprehensive but humorous look at the world of low grade, forgotten or just plain terrible horror movies. Serious reviews with a twist of humor thrown in. We are not here to warn you off, rather encourage you to see these at least once with friends and have a blast riffing on them. If you have seen any of these we would love to hear your feedback on them as well!Keep your head, hands, and feet inside the ride at all times or you may lose them!Artwork courtesy of The Bella Rush: https://www.instagram.com/the_bella_rush/Intro music"Apprehensive at best" by Biz Baz Studiohttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiA9pIqrXbKQ020XAXPcUvgNew intro music:"Ghost Chase Thriller" by Sir Cubworthhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3edSSIDJPTZmBM-m9_G3NwOutro:"Darkness of My Sun" byThe 126ershttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCep47rkC_STH4BdGVUTeMnw

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English


Episodes

Season 2 Episode 16 - Hillbillys in a Haunted House

3/20/2020
This weeks dumpfest caught us by surprise. Its a unique little movie that is advertised as a horror film but has more country songs than scares. Hillbillys in a Haunted House A pair of country singers and their band are headed to Nashville. Their car unfortunately breaks down and they stop overnight at an abandoned house, which turns out to be haunted. A ring of international spies who live in the haunted house are seeking a top-secret formula for rocket fuel. While it's never revealed for...

Duration:00:34:27

Season 2 Episode 15 - Manos: The Hands of Fate

3/13/2020
Considered one of the absolute worst movies ever made, it is a spectacle to behold! Join us this week as we go over Manos The Hands of Fate A family's driving across the country where they stumble across a mysterious house, inhabited by the satyr-man Torgo. When the family decide to stay over at the house, the family's mother is now the object of desire for Torgo and the owner of the house, The Master: a mysterious figure whom dresses in a black robe, decorated with red hands. Watch it...

Duration:00:37:48

Season 2 Episode 14 - Night of the Ghouls

3/6/2020
We are really surprised that Ed Wood hasn't made the show sooner! This is widely considered the worst of his movies and that is saying something! Night of the Ghouls Follow-up to Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space" about the walking dead, It opens in a cemetery. Criswell, the "real" medium, rises from his coffin to tell us of "monsters to be despised." Dr. Acula (Kenne Duncan) is a phony medium aided by Valda Hansen, a bogus ghost, and big Tor Johnson, wearing rags and horrible scar makeup...

Duration:00:33:13

Season 2 Episode 13 - Earth vs. The Spider

2/28/2020
Going back to a classic this week! 1950's style Earth vs. The Spider In this giant-creature feature, a man drives into town to buy a birthday present for his teenage daughter, Carol (June Kenney), and meets a horrific catastrophe. The next day, Carol enlists the help of her boyfriend, Mike (Gene Persson), to track down her dad. The kids trace his path to an eerie cave containing a super-sized spider and barely escape with their lives. Naturally, the sheriff (Gene Roth) doubts their story...

Duration:00:47:18

Season 2 Episode 12 - The Gingerdead Man

2/21/2020
We are cooking up something very very stinky this week!! Can Gary Busey as a killer cookie satisfy our need for crap? Start your ovens!! The Gingerdead Man A witch cooks up trouble when she revives her dead serial killer son as a giant psychopathic gingerbread man intent on killing the girl who had him executed. Watch it on TubiTV Music "Ghost Chase Thriller" Sir Cubworth "Boost" Joakim Karud Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/what-the-suck/donations

Duration:00:41:02

Season 2 Episode 11 - Wish Upon

2/14/2020
This weeks movie will have you wishing you were blind and deaf, Wish Upon. Our third (or fifth, i forget) entry that was released in theaters as a serious movie! Wish Upon Jonathan Shannon (Ryan Phillippe) gives his 17-year-old daughter Clare (Joey King) an old music box that promises to grant its owner seven wishes. Skeptical at first, Clare becomes seduced by its dark powers when her life starts to radically improve with each wish. Everything seems perfect until she realizes that every...

Duration:00:43:05

Season 2 Episode 10 - The Dentist

2/7/2020
This week we sink our teeth into a turdfest about everyone's favorite place, the dental office! The Dentist: Dr Alan Feinstone is a rich and successful Beverly Hills dentist. There's only one problem, he's insane. Dr Feinstone loves perfection, and he expects it of everyone. Unfortunately, no one is perfect. This unacceptable fact annoys the good doctor and leads him to commit his one small imperfection: murder. Watch it now on TubiTV Support this podcast at —...

Duration:00:38:51

Season 2 Episode 9 - Demonic Toys

1/31/2020
A botched bust on a pair of arms dealers inadvertently leads to the raising of a sixty-year-old demon with the power to bring toys to life as his personal minions. The demon is looking for a body to inhabit so he can increase his powers, and it just happens that one of the police officers, Judith Gray (Tracy Scoggins) is pregnant with the ideal host. As the murderous toys close in on their victims, the officer must not only fight for her life, but for the soul of her unborn child. Watch it...

Duration:01:05:02

Season 2 Episode 8 - Microwave Massacre

1/23/2020
We are joined by our favorite listener, Nikki, for a cannibal filled romp through Microwave Massacre! God help us! Microwave Massacre (1983) A man kills his wife in a drunken rage, and disposes of her body by cooking and eating it which gives him a taste for human flesh. Watch it now Tubi Prime Give Nikki a follow at: https://www.instagram.com/whisper_ma_phone/ Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/what-the-suck/donations

Duration:00:41:43

Season 2 Episode 7 - Hobgoblins

1/5/2020
A group of hobgoblins, who allow you to live out your fantasies but kill you in the process, escape from a studio vault, and a security guard and his friends must stop them before dawn. Watch it on: TubiTV Youtube Visit us and other great shows on ForthHand Network What the Suck on ForthHand Facebook: What the Suck?! Instagram: What the Suck?! Music: Intro - Sir Cubworth - Ghost Chase Thriller Outro - Alge - I Love Destruction When It Serves Love Support this podcast at —...

Duration:01:00:40

Season 2 Episode 6 - The Giant Spider Invasion

12/31/2019
We are joined once again by our good friend Joe Breda from Old Humble Distilling as he helps us through the pain of the 1975 non-classic, The Giant Spider Invasion with some tasty whiskey! Check out Old Humble Distilling Watch the movie on Prime The Giant Spider Invasion - 1975 After a black hole strikes, it opens up another dimension in a rural Wisconsin town, and soon there is an invasion of gigantic arachnids who crave human flesh. NASA scientists Dr. Vance (Steve Brodie) and Dr....

Duration:01:24:50

2019 Christmas Special - Krampus: The Reckoning

12/20/2019
Ho Ho Holy Shit!!! We hope you enjoy our first annual Christmas special as we dive into the stocking of coal that is Krampus The Reckoning!! Have a great holidays everyone!! Krampus The Reckoning Zoe is a strange little child with only one not-so-imaginary friend who happens to be the terrifying demon companion of St Nicholas, the Krampus. Unleashed upon a small town to punish the naughty people at Christmas time, no one is safe. Find us at ForthHand Podcast Network Watch Krampus now...

Duration:00:52:05

Season 2 Episode 5 - The Exorcist II: The Heretic

12/13/2019
With the help of our guest Ash Tronomy, we suffer through the worst sequel ever made, Exorcist II: The Heretic!! How can something that started off so great go so very very wrong?! Find out! The Exorcist II: The Heretic Owing to his experience with exorcisms, Father Lamont (Richard Burton) is chosen by his superiors to investigate the death of Father Merrin (Max von Sydow), who died during the exorcism of young Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair). Lamont finds Regan under the psychiatric care of...

Duration:00:52:55

Season 2 Episode 5 - The Exorcist II: The Heretic

12/13/2019
With the help of our guest Ash Tronomy, we suffer through the worst sequel ever made, Exorcist II: The Heretic!! How can something that started off so great go so very very wrong?! Find out! The Exorcist II: The Heretic Owing to his experience with exorcisms, Father Lamont (Richard Burton) is chosen by his superiors to investigate the death of Father Merrin (Max von Sydow), who died during the exorcism of young Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair). Lamont finds Regan under the psychiatric care of...

Duration:00:52:55

Season 2 Episode 4 - The Creeping Terror

12/6/2019
Our feature this week is another terrible creature feature from the 1960s, Vic Savage's The Creeping Terror. The Creeping Terror (1964) A newlywed sheriff attempts to stop a slow-moving alien monster before it consumes all of the residents of an American town. It is a race against time for the sheriff to save the day. You can watch it on Prime: Click here You can follow James...

Duration:00:46:12

Season 2 Episode 3 - Dr. Terror's House of Horrors

11/29/2019
We are thrilled to welcome our Special Guest, this week, Kristin Malaer, wife of half the podcast, Chris! She joins us on a fantastic ride through 5 segments of our latest anthology: Dr. Terror's House of Horrors. Dr. Terror's House of Horrors is a 1965 British horror film from Amicus Productions, directed by veteran horror director Freddie Francis, written by Milton Subotsky, and starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Five men enter a train carriage in London bound for (the...

Duration:01:01:59

Season 2 Episode 2 - Attack of the Giant Leeches

11/22/2019
We continue our trip through the '50s with an independently made 1959 black-and-white science fiction-horror movie about a giant area rug attacking people while a narrator tells us everything we should know about the movie! Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) After local-moonshine swilling trapper Lem Sawyer sees a giant creature, people start disappearing. Watch now on: Amazon Prime Tubi TV MST3K Version Youtube --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make...

Duration:00:39:45

Season 2 Episode 1 - The WomanEater

11/15/2019
Season 2 starts off with a snore!!! A killer tree that kills off-screen, a character which may be the maid or wife of another (we don't remember), and an "African native" who looks Puerto Rican.....we've missed this! The Woman Eater is the story of a crazed scientist who feeds women to a flesh-eating tree in return for a serum that can bring the dead back to life. You can watch it now on TubiTV: https://tubitv.com/movies/461496/the_woman_eater?utm_campaign=web-sharing Find Co-Host James...

Duration:00:44:56

What The Suck?! Podcast Trailer

10/31/2019
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Duration:00:01:05

Season 1 2019 Halloween Special - Boo!

10/18/2019
Welcome to the 2019 Halloween Special! After hearing our review you may go looking for razor blade candy....enjoy!!! Boo! Emmett, Freddy, Marie, Kevin and his reluctant girlfriend Jessie decide to spend the Halloween night in an abandoned hospital. Meanwhile, the younger Allan meets the old friend of his father Arlo Ray Baines and asks him to help to find his vanished sister Meg in the same spot. The two groups meet each other in the mental institution section on the haunted third floor....

Duration:01:03:31