WHAT THE FAQ

While you are at home, practicing social distancing, listen to our podcasts where we talk about if we could “Copy/Paste” different parts of our life vs. “Command Z-ing” it. What rockstars would you want to party with or be scared to Party with? Adele? Ozzy Osbourne? Kelly Clarkson? Lastly, what would you share with someone from 1995? Can you even remember 1995? Were you born? Please say yes. We aren’t that old. Right? 40 is the new 30. Check us out. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast...

This sounds like a standard Monday…right? Duh. Of course. What would you want your last meal to be on death row? Would it be Kraft Mac N Cheese? Prime Rib? Panna Cotta? Following this smooth transition, what song turns you on and also turns you off? Some electronica? Heyyy. Lastly, if you could live in a fictional world, what would that be? Get ready as we get a bit ridiculous on this episode of WTFAQ!! Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast...

This is our DIRTY THIRTY episode. We talk about our top 10 or 6 celebrity crush/sexy list (It’s the same as our top 10. NBD. Don’t make it weird). Then we smoothly transition into talking about throuples aka a 3 person couple. How would you react if you were propositioned? We end the podcast talking about posing nude for figure drawing classes and power posing. Get ready as this podcast gets real and we hold back nothing. Remember: Don’t kick grandmas in the face. Give us a follow:...

Does this sound like a standard Monday? Maybe. Maybe not. We hope to give you solid tips to whisper on your first date. Cringe as sexy voices cross over with awkward statements. Then we take you to a delectable game show where we showcase our lip reading skills, but counter with our poop auctioneering capabilities. Then we finish this Monday podcast meal talking about running vs. yelling. Listen in. Share with friends. When in doubt, bring your vibrator baseball bat. Give us a follow:...

Sound like your standard election season? Maybe. Likely. Yes. Make sure to listen to us laugh at deliciously filthy words: Boner! Peanuts! Lady Boner! Va-dragon! Seriously though, dragon dildos? Who is buying that? Well apparently someone’s incognito browser has visited that store. This episode goes all over the map as we talk about bionic body parts and sassy presidential slogans. Do people suck? Do you want to be spanked? Who knows what the future holds. Give us a follow: Instagram:...

Humans are judgy…especially when it comes to different La Croix flavors. F*ck coconut La Croix posers. You know who you are. Then listen to when we get into flesh and bones and talk about getting rid of the internet. So much judgment comes out as we approach Valentine’s Day week. Letz do it. Bring on the f*cking love. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast Website: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Look at me. Look at me. Don’t look at me. Tiny throat hole kicks off the episode describing her brain fart about prophecies, Stephanie dreams of disastrous weather conditions, and Ashley imitates percussion instruments. We discuss the best/worst concerts full of judgment, ponder controversial questions for THE FUTURE and tearaway underwear alerts. Oh yeahhhhh. Whatcha Doin? Listen in now. Don’t miss it. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast...

We start this episode exactly how you would expect a family gathering. Awkward pauses, discussing STDs and hyping each other up in song! Wait…do you talk about STDs with your family?!? Dang!!! Listen in as we describe personified prescriptions, hype intro music, and a contentious discussion between herpes and celiac. Get ready for some hard metal responses on your way into work. We will help get you there. Always. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook:...

We quickly jump into physiology and international zoology. Are you double jointed? Single jointed? Jointed? Also, did you know that animals in other countries make different sounds? Schnattern! Schnattern! On this journey, we hope you join in heavy breathing, laughing and learning about useful stuff to us. In the meantime, get ready for some animal sound trivia!! Let’s get ready to grunz grunz! Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast Website:...

What if your favorite show had a fully nude cast? Would it make it better? Worse? What are your thoughts on porn? Fully on a tangent…moving on…if your friends were to give you a title for your autobiography, what would it be? Would you agree? We go all over the map on this episode and get strangely personal about our porn preference?!? Listen now to hear us call out bullsh*t sayings. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast Website:...

Hot weather vs cold weather? That’s the start of our discussion this week. Also, who wants to live in the cold? Ok! Stephanie does! We then discuss favorite movies and learn which ones have defined our lives, so far. Lastly, we test the spit-fire session of Would You Rather questions. Note: Next week’s episode won’t launch until Tuesday. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast Website: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Off with a bang, we discuss personal piercings and name our chesticles. Then we hop into bathroom habits at work and think about sounds to alarm people we are using the bathroom. Didgeridoo? Xylophone? Triangle? When you didn’t think we could get more personal, we deep dive into sex toy drawers unbeknownst to our family, and talk about our favorite body part on ourselves(i.e. Tiny Mouth Hole). Named any of your body parts? Have a favorite body part? If so, we regrettably want to know, so...

Episode 20: Punching Taylor Swift and Bad Gifts What celebrity would you want to punch in the face? Our answers will surprise you unless you read the title of the episode. What is the worst gift you have received ever? Ex boyfriend gifts, yeah…no thanks. We end this positive holiday spirit episode with our 1st Listener’s Question (thanks Bailey!) and Brooklyn 99. Take a listen as we come out swinging on our responses. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook:...

Click here for our WTFAQ Top Holiday Songs Playlist! We start a classy episode with Patricia eating beef sticks while not breaking eye contact. Then we quickly slide into creating a drinking game based on things that we mention every episode: Stephanie is Jewish (1 shot), Ashley is Asian (1 shot) and Patricia went to a Christian College (2x shots). Get ready for more breathy singing of our favorite holiday songs and discover if we are naughty or nice…heyyyyyyy. Give us a follow: Instagram:...

Patricia has duct taped her hands to create one mega finger!!! That didn’t stop her from recording our LEGAL episode. We get into the holiday mood by sharing secret bad habits, disclosing the worst things we did as kids and hypothesizing a repeat Groundhog Day situation. Find out what happens after Stephanie starts drinking from the bidet, Patricia’s response to spanking, and Ashley creates a real housewives travel planning company. ----more---- Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast...

We start the episode hot with Stephanie shaming Ashley into setting her up with one of her friends. Then Patricia shares about bengay-ing her vag-dragon(say that 3 times) and hot pepper dick. We jump into fictional characters that we would like to be friends and/or lovers with. Also, find out if we remain friends through describing each other as cocktails or if we would weather the future with aliens. Is all evolution good? You tell us. Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter:...

We catch up post-Ashley’s wedding to discuss the important stuff, like why hasn’t Ashley introduced us to her HOT guy friends or which couples we would be a throuple with. In all seriousness though, we talk about what superpower we would NOT want, what we are thankful for, and we launched a new part of the podcast series called: Tactile Time! What is this you ask? We blindfold Stephanie and feed her random items full of diverse textures, smells, tastes and honestly ingredients in Japanese...

What the FAQ is happening? This episode has a long argument, nay, discussion about what defines a sandwich. Since a lot of you are wondering what our pick up lines will be when we are much older, we discuss that, too. (We know you’re secretly wondering.) Lastly, we tackle our most troubling character traits. Easy answers on that question! We now have a Facebook page! Give us a follow! Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter: @WTFAQpod Facebook: wtfaqpodcast Website:...

Episode 14 might be the best episode of WHAT THE FAQ yet! We discuss the perfect Saturday, fruit butts, delicious grapes, the Sunsetter Retractable Awning, carrying around dogs like babies, and much, much, much more. We are also still waiting for someone to draw Cookie-taur for us. This is your chance to shine with your artistic skills. Please email us your drawing to hello@wtfaqpodcast.com, but only after listening to this episode! Give us a follow: Instagram: WTFAQ.podcast Twitter:...

“What is a pycnopodia?” you may be asking. You’re not alone. Ashley decides to ask us a question about them, so listen closely and you may learn a bit about marine biology. In this episode we explore quite a few things, while the majority of the hosts were a bit more than tipsy. We’ll work on that. Stephanie asks us about the weirdest things people have done in our houses, Ashley imagines us wrestling gross animals, and Patricia wants to know the low-lights of your education. What does this...