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Each week, The Maggies, co-hosts and astrological newbies, delve into the cosmos to decipher the answer to the age old question: "Why am I like this?” Join us as we learn about astrology and use the stars as an excuse for our generally poor behavior. Contact Us! Facebook: The Maggies || Instagram: The.Maggies || Email: themaggies2@gmail.com Image Art: SHEA HUENING http://sheahuening.com/

Each week, The Maggies, co-hosts and astrological newbies, delve into the cosmos to decipher the answer to the age old question: "Why am I like this?” Join us as we learn about astrology and use the stars as an excuse for our generally poor behavior. Contact Us! Facebook: The Maggies || Instagram: The.Maggies || Email: themaggies2@gmail.com Image Art: SHEA HUENING http://sheahuening.com/
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Each week, The Maggies, co-hosts and astrological newbies, delve into the cosmos to decipher the answer to the age old question: "Why am I like this?” Join us as we learn about astrology and use the stars as an excuse for our generally poor behavior. Contact Us! Facebook: The Maggies || Instagram: The.Maggies || Email: themaggies2@gmail.com Image Art: SHEA HUENING http://sheahuening.com/

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Episodes

Quarrelsome Mars!

4/25/2019
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This episode is quarrelsome! The Zodiac Bitches go back to cover Mars - not because they forgot to cover it as they worked their way through the planets, but because the stars made them forget to cover it. This episode has a write in, a serious dose of passion, and a whole lot of talk about the Maggies' trash ex-boyfriends.

Duration:00:41:08

Uranus, The Modern Planet

4/18/2019
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There are some planets that can't be seen without a telescope, and Uranus is one of them. That makes it a part of the modern astrological system. The Zodiac Bitches get modern this week and discuss Uranus, butt stuff, and a special tattoo surprise!

Duration:00:32:12

The Planet Saturn - Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin'?

4/11/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches cover Saturn, the planet of responsibility and hard work. This episode gets ~vulnerable~ but also contains an ahole-or-astrology write in, facts on Saturn, and the usual giggles of the Maggies.

Duration:00:41:06

Tarot Readings and Aquarius Meanings, guest Devon Tully

4/4/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches get super mystic in this episode. Their guest Devon Tully (lifelong mystic, Aquarian, and professional funny person) reads each Maggie's tarot cards. Then, they chat about what it means to be born under an Aquarius sun.

Duration:01:14:14

Feeling Lucky? The Jupiter Episode

3/28/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches are feeling lucky this week! We cover the planet of luck ~Jupiter~, add intro music, and do another a-hole or astrology listener question.

Duration:00:41:03

Is Virgo Virtuous or Virile?, guest Jason Velazquez

3/21/2019
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Maggie D.'s "man" joins the episode this time. Last week, the Zodiac Bitches teased it, but it's true. Listen for info on Virgos, dirt on Maggie D.'s relationship, & A NEW GAME featured at the end of the episode.

Duration:00:53:15

Verbose Venus

3/14/2019
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This week, the Zodiac Bitches learn about the planet Venus. Are you an original lover? Is shower sex the peak of romance? And, the Zodiac Bitches express their love to you with a listener question!

Duration:00:40:01

Mysterious Mercury

3/7/2019
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Mercury is in retrograde this month! The Zodiac Bitches will NOT be explaining that ~yet~. BUT STILL LISTEN. In this episode, they break down the basics of Mercury. What the heck does Mercury even mean in your star chart?

Duration:00:40:10

Rising Signs Ridiculousness

2/28/2019
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Both of the Zodiac Bitches are back this week to explain rising signs. If RISING stands for Really, Incredibly, Seriously Incomprehensible Nebula Grasping, then the confusion of rising signs is represented in its name. This acronym is ridiculous, just like rising signs. Come along for the astrological ride!

Duration:00:44:21

Gabbing with a Gemini, guest Liv Levine

2/21/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches are the Zodiac Bitch this week. Maggie B. talks to her long time friend and Gemini Queen Liv Levine (@livlvn). This is the podcast version of a "Chatty Get Ready with Me."

Duration:00:43:26

Moon Lovin'

2/14/2019
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We believe. We believe in Zodiacology. The Zodiac Bitches discover their moon signs. This is a Valentine's Day episode, because the Zodiac Bitches love the moon now.

Duration:00:34:37

Capricorns Get Capri-horny, guest Justin Thompson

2/7/2019
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Impulsive, Horny, and Chaotic can only describe this week's Zodiac Bitches guest Justin Thompson (stand up, improviser, writer). Capricorns get capri-horny. This isn't click bate. Just master bate ;)

Duration:00:53:17

Erogenous Zones and Dietary Disowns

1/31/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches discover the holistic side of astrology. Like a Cosmo article, astrology tells you what to eat and how to f**k.

Duration:00:36:49

Decadent Decanates and Confusing Cusps

1/24/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches tackle decanates and cusps. We're confused. But, we're excited to get into it! Egyptian Party Days, Audience Votes, and a listener question??

Duration:00:29:50

Leos, Love, and guest Kush Shankar, part 2

1/17/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches bring on guest Kush Shankar (@Kushalshankar) to talk about Leos and love. We talk big romantic gestures and sleeping with other people. It gets juicy - or sweaty. You decide.

Duration:00:34:15

Leos, Love, and guest Kush Shankar, part 1

1/10/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches bring on guest Kush Shankar (@Kushalshankar) to talk about Leos and love. Will Maggie D. hate Leos forever? Is Big Brain Energy linked to the stars?

Duration:00:27:27

Astrological Opposites?!

1/3/2019
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The Zodiac Bitches kind of explain Dualities, Triplicities, Quadruplicities, and Polarities. Who's DTF - down to fight - their opposite sign?

Duration:00:28:08

2 Girls, 2 Sun Signs

12/27/2018
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The Zodiac Bitches break down sun signs and themselves. Are bangs a scorpio's true cry for help? Are white, libra yoga instructors the most basic bitches you know?

Duration:00:13:56

Zodiac B*tches: Trailer

12/22/2018
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Maggie B. and Maggie D. explain the whole point of Zodiac B*tches.

Duration:00:03:52