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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Cumulus Podcast Network

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Twitter:

@93xhams

Language:

English

Contact:

6126174034


Episodes

Mr. Big Day!

2/21/2024
Originally Aired February 21, 2024: The material girl Janel Klein. Starving parasites are eating their way into your brain. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your daddy, your brother, your lover, and your little boy. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:13:31

Butt Shopping

2/20/2024
Originally Aired February 20, 2024: Gross behavior that leads to breaking up with someone. Unconventional places to have sex. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Dartgate. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:31:35

Mr. Big Week

2/19/2024
Originally Aired February 19, 2024: Your parents are HAWT AF! Rage quitting your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a supercharged penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:35:10

Getting Away with Murder

2/16/2024
Originally Aired February 16, 2024: Dad Fights 158: Forgotten NBA All-Stars. The founder of RentAHitman.com. Everything you've ever wanted to know about booger bone butts. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:31:44

Heavy Metal Lizard!

2/15/2024
Originally Aired February 15, 2024: Things married people miss about being single. Heavy metal lizard! Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Great California Bong Auction. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:29:13

Fake Jugs & Hairplugs

2/14/2024
Originally Aired February 14, 2024: Our Valentine, Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. What kills the mood during sex? Everything you've ever wanted to know about hands-free doggy style. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:27:21

Mistress Day

2/13/2024
Originally Aired February 13, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein is back from the Super Bowl. Bad breakup stories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blood-thirsty monkey gangs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:30:43

Swift Wins First Super Bowl

2/12/2024
Originally Aired February 12, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Barbershop revenge. Everything you've ever wanted to know about slutty teddy bears. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:34:19

HAMS 25th Pre-Anniversary Party

2/9/2024
Originally Aired February 9, 2024: Dad Fights 157- Big Events From 1999. Out-of-control high school house parties! Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex-related injuries. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:32:44

$5 Used Pants

2/8/2024
Originally Aired February 8, 2024: Rock acts that should perform at the Super Bowl. Deadly Chihuahua. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing video games for 60 consecutive hours. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:23:23

Dean!

2/7/2024
Originally Aired February 7, 2024: Things you don't mind spending extra money on. German AI Brothels. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who's banging your girlfriend. The answer is...DEAN! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:26

Smells Like Divorce

2/6/2024
Originally Aired February 6, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles in-studio. Insane jobs that used to exist. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rented sex toys. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:29:46

(Best Of) - Boomer Takes Everyone Agrees With

2/5/2024
Originally Aired February 5, 2024: Keep the toaster on the counter or put it away?, Dos and Don'ts for men without shirts, getting caught masturbating at the computer. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:03:17

Embrace the Pastiness

2/2/2024
Originally Aired February 2, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Long-snapper Andrew DePaola from the Pro Bowl. Dad Fights 156: Sports & Money Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about winning a kid at the claw game. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:36:19

Neighborhood Watch

2/1/2024
Originally Aired February 1, 2024: What people do when they're home alone. An adorable little girl swears in the bathroom at daycare. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Mr. Big at Fitzgerald Theater February 21st. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:33:28

Tampoons

1/31/2024
Originally Aired January 31, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Listener's first boobs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about trauma dumping on Elmo. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:25:04

No Naked Chicks Allowed!

1/30/2024
Originally Aired January 30, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Dumb reasons to call an ambulance. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what happens in Wappel's dogpiles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:28:24

His & Hernia's

1/29/2024
Originally Aired January 29, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Bathroom dance parties. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rage twerking. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:30:51

Stupid Face

1/26/2024
Originally Aired January 26, 2024: Parent meltdowns at youth sports. Dad Fights 155: The Hall of Fame Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about divorce month. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:29:30

Toadle Purvurtt!

1/25/2024
Originally Aired January 25, 2024: The Chicago rat hole. Mother-daughter pole dancing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a goopy Valentine's Day. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:43:22