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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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United States

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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

Language:

English


Episodes

SHOW #616 - TD FRIDAY

4/16/2021
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Duration:02:40:38

SHOW #615 - BIG OL' BUTTHOLE.COM

4/9/2021
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Duration:02:28:41

SHOW #614 - SEX GOBLIN

4/2/2021
Hey there, gang! Today was a sweet one. Nice and easy - nothing crazy - a little of everything - a little of nothing - let's dig in: On this week's show: * Butler has a big BH- breaking toilets * Lil Nas X controversy again * Alcohol effects as you get older * Pinch the tip * Seth has low testosterone * Sex goblin * Karate money wheel * Buried treasure in the orchard * P eyes * Resurrection eggs * Gorilla t's motorcycle * Proper usage of microwave * Sam and Tracy on a jet...

Duration:02:12:48

ACT BEST OF (3-21 THROUGH 3-26)

3/27/2021
Thanks for listening, folks. For the 2-3 people that read this, thank you. Tom and I appreciate your ears more than you know and we're glad to have you with us! - d

Duration:02:13:36

SHOW #613 - FUN IS THE PROBLEM

3/26/2021
Hey there, kiddos! We hope that these messages find you well, but yeah. How are things? How are those vacancies going? Anyone got the "poke" yet? Looks like being over 40 isn't that bad when there's a virus going on. Looks like I'm getting mine on Monday. Fully shipped. Just don't want to die and want to spend as many years as I can with my wife and daughter! Ok. So, we just got back from vacartion and if you're looking to hear any of that or to hear about my legendary "1000 vomits," then...

Duration:02:14:54

SHOW #612 - I'M DOING IT FOR YOU!

3/15/2021
I've got to get out of here! ### On this week's show: * Toilet nooks and crannies * Seth's diagnosis- SIBO * Cuckoo for karate * ERP Therapy * "I'm doing it for you!" * Leaving someone at the altar * "Too drunk" stories * Peepee in granny's laundry basket * Untouched Andrea * Fresh book * Frog pajama handy * Tom attempting kata * Kiss the tips * The Grammy's * Signal-Tech voicemails ### Next stop, Colorado! We'll see you guys in a week or so! - d

Duration:02:11:01

ACT BEST OF (3-8 THROUGH 3-12)

3/13/2021
Have a wonderful weekend! Thanks for listening and be sure to check out our YouTube channel. It's really fun and we think you'll get a kick out of it. All the best! - d

Duration:02:04:10

SHOW #611 - CIVIL WAR BUGLE PORN

3/12/2021
* White Claw Iced Tea * Tom's brown antacid pills * Tom got accidentally high * Butler has Wolfman AIDS feet * Foot deodorant * Mud t's * Foot jobs * Young grandparents * Turd nugget * Ross' news * The Weeknd pre-boycotting the Grammy's * The Razzies * Chicken killed a man, in police custody * Civil War gold * Maisie's favorite drink is Diet Pepsi- Spicy Pepsi * Brad Williams Cameo * #FogHogs * Pawn shop bugle porn

Duration:02:26:22

ACT BEST OF (3-1 THROUGH 3-5)

3/6/2021
On like a serious note...it's straight-up amazing that you're listening to this right now and supporting our show. Thank you. - d

Duration:01:57:08

SHOW #610 - BASEBALL GLOVE OPOSSUM LOVE

3/5/2021
And here we are, Hey there, gang and welcome to another "A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan" podcast. Thanks for listening, watching, and chatting, and let's dig in, shall we? ### On this week's show: * High-def Missouri mirrors * TikTok algorithms * Seth kicks can off Tom's head * Space hotel in 2027 * Seth and Sam afraid of ferris wheels * Man lived in O'Hare airport for 3 months * Wolf hunting season * Seth challenges Tom with karate * Baseball glove and opossum love * Domestic...

Duration:02:18:06

ACT BEST OF (2-22 THROUGH 2-26)

2/27/2021
B. E. S. Tee.

Duration:02:07:04

SHOW #609 - RAW DOG RONNIE

2/26/2021
* Grumpy Tom and the bento boxes * Massage Chungus * Mask on in the shower * Raw Dawg Ronnie * Tongue f*cker * Working in the same field as your parent * Ross' news * World's greatest laser * Lady Gaga's dogs stolen * Ross the birdwatcher * I hate acclimation * Show me what you're shakin! * Disabled rapper * Barbershop linger * Quit f*cking with the disabled * Where's my ramp?!

Duration:02:27:47

ACT BEST OF (2-15 THROUGH 2-19)

2/20/2021
We. Are. Besties. - d

Duration:01:27:36

SHOW #608 - I LIKE MY PATHS WET

2/19/2021
* T&D Land Cruise announcement * Seth's anxiety meltdown * Pedophile killing Spawn * Cancer Batman * Standard fart attack * 2 Wife Crew is here! * Butthole City * Tom's Hontoon Island birthday adventure * I like my paths wet * Peepee mound * Aggressive bumper sticker about autism * 80s-90s ladies styles made them look older * Date night dancing course * Triggering songs that bring back memories

Duration:02:27:20

ACT BEST OF (2-8 THROUGH 2-12)

2/13/2021
Besties. - d

Duration:02:12:54

Show #607 - Dong Out Energy

2/12/2021
Hey there folks! You find me in a bit of a pickle as I try to edit this Tik-Tok video that we promised you guys! (If you don't know about TC and Sam's Tik-Tok Super Bowl bet, then you might want to go back a few shows and catch up!) But the video is up after many a curse word or 5 but it's there. Make sure you go and give us some love on the "TT." Just search TomandDanLive. We tried to keep most of it, if not all of the names the same. Ok. On to the show: *Nothing to see here * Sam's...

Duration:02:12:36