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Episode 119 - What the F&!k is a Mer-Pup?

This week, Kevin shares the fun of his toddler's obsession with a single episode of a kids' show, the guys discuss ways to minimize Jury Duty, Scott shares his legal troubles (aside from Jury Duty), and makes a musical offer to the audience...


Episode 118 - Guns (Again)

This week, Scott and Kevin discuss the latest mass shooting tragedy (Parkland, FL), which of course brings up (again) the gun control debate. On to less serious matters, they play a round of We Don't Know S%&t About Movies.


Episode 117 - The Last Last Jedi Review

Well, it only took about a month, but Citizen Ho finally got around to offering their thoughts on The Last Jedi (because Kevin finally saw it). Of course, there are the usual political goings on to discuss and a round of We Don't Know S%&t About Movies.


Episode 116 - Welcome 2018

In the Annual New Year's Episode, Scott and Kevin say goodbye to an "interesting" year of 2017 and welcome 2018. Of course, there is a round of We Don't Know S%&t About Movies.


Episode 115 - So Much Time Between Episodes, So Much Trump...

After another long break between episodes, there was a lot of Trump goings on to discuss, between the Flynn Indictment, the rest of the Russia investigation, and the usual Tweet Storm, that a theme this week was what was going to eventually end Trump's presidency? Oh, and there were some pop culture discussions too :) Also, a round of We Don't Know S%^t About Movies.


Episode 114 - Mueller Time

In a matter of good timing and (maybe) luck, this episode was recorded the evening after the indictments were released in the Mueller Investigation, so naturally, that was a topic of discussion. Also, Kevin recants a tale of losing his phone earlier in the day and how he recovered it. Finally, there is a round of We Don't Know S#^t About Movies.


Episode 113: The Spooky Episode

In an odd coincidence, episode 113 was recorded on Friday, the 13th (of October, no less), so needless to say, Scott and Kevin cracked bad jokes about it. And if that wasn't spooky enough, Donald Trump is still President, and then the guys had to address mass shootings (again) after Las Vegas. On a lighter note, there was a round of We Don't Know S#!t About Movies.


Episode 112: It's Been Such A Long Time

After a long (unplanned) hiatus, Scott and Kevin return, although remote recording puts a bit of a damper on things early on, but the technical issues get worked out, and of course Las Vegas has to be brought up, along with the untimely death of Tom Petty. On to more positive news, Scott gets a new job! Finally, the guys play a (long) round of We Don't Know S^&t About Movies.


Episode 111 - All This Tech, Live's Still Best

For the first time in a number of weeks, the guys are recording while physically in the same room again. The last couple episodes were recorded remotely and because of it, we have a "lost" episode. And since that tech has it's reliability issues, the guys talk about their other tech (cell phones, tablets, etc) that eventually fails to work properly (mostly due to battery life). Then, gears shift and Scott tells us which things in pop culture have the largest followings (Star Wars, Harry...


Episode 109 - But Sort of Episode 110...

Due to technology difficulties with our last episode, the actual episode number of this one may be in dispute. But we'll try and simply keep things in numerical order and the other episode can be our "lost episode." Oh, and something happened in Viriginia last week and our President's reaction to it was, well, less than stellar. Also, the guys discuss interleague play in baseball and New York's subway series. Then, there's a round of We Don't Know S%^t About Movies


Episode 108: Trumpian Rhapsody

Scaramooch, Scaramooch, will you do the Fandango? Of course this week, the guys had to talk about Anthony Scaramucci, and Scott and Kevin compare bad weeks/weekends.


Episode 107 - Automation

This week, Scott & Kevin discuss the trend of home automation and "the internet of things." Then, of course, our Tweeter in Chief's weekly activities... Also, since this episode was recorded a few days after our last one, for WDKSAM, the guys just gave updates on the reviews from last week's movies (since many of them didn't have reviews as of July 4th.


Episode 106 - Scott Becomes a Smoker (of meat)

For this year's July 4th episode, Scott has taken up smoking (meat, that is), and while a rack of ribs soaks up smoky goodness, the guys discuss the state of our wonderful country, 'Murica and all the hilarity that is ensuing. Of course, it wouldn't be an episode without a round of We Don't Know S$%t About Movies.


Episode 105 - Time to Cut the Cord?

This week, Scott and Kevin discuss the ups and downs of cutting the cord and everything involved in keeping up with TV without cable. Also, we get an update on the 11:30 slate of late night shows, and of course the latest on President Tweeter. Then, there's a round of We Don't Know S#^t About Movies.


Episode 104 - Come Chamelon

This week's episode was recorded just a day after Jame's Comey's testimony, so needless to say, it was on the guys' minds while recording, and then they started wondering our US government stacks up against other governments of the world... That naturally (somehow) progressed to another round of We Don't Know S^%t About Movies.


Episode 103 - Missing Dubya

This episode, recorded on Memorial Day, has Scott and Kevin missing George W Bush, disucssing plumbing again because Scott has pipe woes, the Manchester bombing, and the untimely death of Lisa Spoonauer (aka Caitlin Bree). As usual they finish with a round of We Don't Know S^&t About Movies.


Episode 102 - Kevin's Discount Lube

This week, the guys may have stumbled upon the next big business idea, but probably not. Needless to say, it was a busy week (fantaaaaaastically so) for news (ski), and Presidential politics may be really interesting for a while to say the least... Oh, and there's a round of We Don't Know S$^t About Movies.


Episode 101 - Plumber's Crack

This week, the guys recorded fresh from a trip to Arthur Avenue, the Bronx's Little Italy, and Chazz Palminteri's childhood home. Kevin's renovation saga continues as he tries to get permits closed out in order to get his deposit from the management company back and the guys discuss the AHCA passing in the House.


Episode 100 - Pobrecito

Before recording this week's episode, Scott burned his fingers, but soldiered on and recorded anyway. Oh, and this is the 100th episode of Citizen Ho, so the guys spend a little time reflecting on getting this far, then reality sets in and they discuss the latest in the Presidential barrel of fun, then move on to more important matters, like the new Star Wars trailer.


Episode 99 - Looking Forward to Cardboard

This week, Scott & Kevin look forward to Passover (a week away) and all the fun that goes with it (Matzoh, a trip to Florida for Scott). Also, the 100th episode is coming up (after this one), so the guys need to start planning. Speaking of 100, President Trump is more than half way to 100 days as President, so the guys follow CNN's lead and take some stock of what he's done so far...


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