Ben is going to die! This has Ben in a worry, I mean, who else is going to host the podcast with Ben? Luckily Ben preempted Ben's death and has asked Ben to find him some replacement Bens to keep on the ben(ch) should this happen... oh, also, Ben wants a pet, which should he get?
Lies, lies, lies! They make the world go around! They make the Trump Administration go around anyway, AM I RIGHT?! *BOOM SWISH SATIRE (almost)*. Lies just make boring things less boring, and have no consequences... oh, also, Ben H likes to fiddle in his house.
Football is so dull! (you can probably guess which one of us wrote this description) But it is, isn't it? Want to know how to improve it? We're talking to you FIFA! And while you're here you can do some Muppet recasting with us. How lucky are you?!
Need a drink? I always need a drink... is that bad? That's probably bad. Also, how's your roof? Are you always worried when you hear a helicopter overhead? I mean, what if they see your filthy, filthy roof?! You dirty roof-keeper... anyway, yeah, Ben and Ben, problems, etc.
Push me and then just touch me, 'till I can get my satisfaction. Or you can just listen to Ben's ideas for how Ben can get a little more delight in his day-to-day. Do you also happen to need to hire a cinema? Ben and Ben are on it!
What is the most scary non-predatory animal (if it were a predator)? And what truly is Avant-Garde? All of these questions and more will be talked about and sort of answered in this week's episode of Coming Up With The Bens!