Mermaids are dealing with harassment. Rocky 8 is coming to theaters this month. Darren may have figured out a way to revitalize the franchise. Also, a guy falls out of a Waffle House ceiling because Alabama.
Hurricane Michael is destroying the Florida panhandle. Sears is officially declaring bankruptcy. Mmm yes, you could be mine, tonight and every night. I will be your squirrel in shining armor. Speaking of knights, one of them got impaled over the weekend.