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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things

Comedy

Listen to Dave and Darren's Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want.

Listen to Dave and Darren's Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want.

Location:

Quad Cities, IA

Description:

Listen to Dave and Darren's Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want.

Language:

English

Episodes

Wanna See My Eraser Shavings Ball?

3/4/2021
A teenager has saved all of his eraser shavings since first grade. An affirmation tattoo is sending the wrong message. A moped accident results in an unexpected injury.

Duration:00:37:15

Plowy McPlowFace

3/3/2021
They're making Reese's Peanut Butter Cups using only peanut butter as the ingredient. Cake in a bucket is a thing that exists. Dave Heller joins us to talk about his dream of a bi-state mattress race.

Duration:00:55:36

He Died Doing What He Loved

3/2/2021
Archaeologists have discovered a "Lamborghini" chariot under Pompeii. Darren plays Florida No Florida. People leave a lot of lottery winnings on the table.

Duration:00:44:37

Cap'n Silly Bones

2/26/2021
This episode features a miraculous rescue at sea, drunk robots and a pirate who needs to find a new gig.

Duration:00:31:11

Frogger The TV Show

2/25/2021
An Arizona man works way too hard to get out of work. Florida Man does 120mph because a song told him to.

Duration:00:41:47

Another Gender Party Explosion

2/23/2021
Yet ANOTHER gender party reveal death?!? Yep. It's raining 777 parts and aliens are flying over Des Moines, New Mexico. These are interesting times.

Duration:00:39:23

Gotta Take My Wolfman Pills!

2/22/2021
Someone claims they've invented underpants that will clean themselves. Dave reads more lost ring/metal detector stories.

Duration:00:47:02

Big Underwear & The Silence of the Lambs

2/19/2021
Thanks to Netflix, corsets are BACK! It's possible Kevin was never really alone in his home.

Duration:00:43:00

Chicken Wars Update

2/17/2021
The Chicken Wars are back with some heavy hitters entering the battlefield. Or is it a battered field?

Duration:00:50:00

PJ's Creepy Ghost Grandpa

2/16/2021
We play a rebranded version of Florida No Florida. The Family Circus might be the most paranormal comic strip of all time.

Duration:00:46:33

Peep The Rooster

2/12/2021
The Gorilla Glue story somehow got even stupider. A teenage Civil War reenactor lost his pet rooster at a Cracker Barrell. Cocaine Hippos are destroying Columbia's waterways.

Duration:00:47:55

I Am Not A Cat

2/10/2021
A woman used Gorilla Glue on her hair and is now considering a lawsuit. Maybe she should hire a cat as her attorney?

Duration:00:42:08

Baby Shower Cannon

2/9/2021
We've brought back Thinning The Herd thanks to another fatal baby shower. Your new iPhone could kill your grandparents.

Duration:00:46:07

A Boob's Life

2/5/2021
Selma Hayek's new TV show has an unusual premise. We're going to eat A LOT of cheese during the Super Bowl. Wisconsin Ice fishing ends with a Coast Guard rescue.

Duration:00:44:36

Vindictive Valentines

2/3/2021
Zoos and animal shelters are turning broken hearts into a fundraising opportunity. A burglar leaves his phone at the scene of the crime. A text from Sweet Eileen almost kills Dave.

Duration:00:39:18

Candy Mac And Cheese

2/3/2021
The people at Kraft have done it again. And by "it" we mean a crime against nature. Meanwhile, NASA needs to figure out what to feed their astronauts IN SPACE!

Duration:00:51:02

The No Tuna Tuna Sandwich

1/29/2021
A lawsuit claims there's zero tuna on a Subway Tuna Sandwich. Dave once again yearns for the days he can help the community with his metal detector.

Duration:00:33:40

Swab Like A Sailor

1/27/2021
Swearing means you're a smart, honest and more creative person. There's a new way to test for COVID-19. You're going to want to sit down for this.

Duration:00:33:17

Airbag Pants

1/25/2021
This episode features airbag pants, Cobra Kai and Indonesian President Joko Widodo

Duration:00:36:37

Lost In The Alps

1/22/2021
This episode features practical tips on winning the lottery. You can thank us later. With money you win in the lottery.

Duration:00:44:56

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