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Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night.


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Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night.








Dlisted, The Podcast: Episode 175 – Roses And Thorns

One year after Dlisted: The Podcast’s last episode, we’re back and rustier than ever! Allison and I have reunited on the podcast to talk about the end of Dlisted and why I decided it was time for us to give up our corner on the gossip blog stroll. But before we get into the sadness, […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 174 – Muskrat Hate

As we mentioned last episode, this one is our final one for the year, and we start it off on a really damn depressing and horrible note by getting into SCOTUS’ overturning of Roe v. Wade and some celebrity responses including ones from Lizzo, Tiffany Haddish, Howard Stern, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Pink. From there, […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 173 – The Who’s Who Of WTF

We start off this episode by answering to why we didn’t have a show last week (SPOILER ALERT: Allison was sick. #NotCOVID). Allison then shares some big personal news which leads us to talking about big podcast news. And after I pop open a Champale in Allison’s honor, we get into Britney Spears’ wedding including […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 172 – Bow Down To The Pepper’s Ghost Queen

THE QUEEN’s Platinum Jubilee happened and we talk about how the show was stolen by Prince Louis and THE QUEEN’s hologram (which was apparently not a hologram but a Pepper’s Ghost illusion). But before that, we cover the end of the massive shit show circus dumpster fire mess that was Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 171 – Fluff & Foolery

Since everything is horrible and depressing, we decided to get into three light stories that are either made of fluffiness or fuckery or both! We start by talking about the TikToker who claims she got a 3-inch vibrator stuck up her butt, slept it in while it was still vibrating, and then went off to […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 170 – What Would The Pope Say?!?

God may be side-eyeing Jason Momoa today because Jason went against the rules of the Sistine Chapel by taking pictures in it. BLASPHEMY! He later apologized in a video of him taking a break from working out topless. So we get into that. This is also a Jason Momoa-heavy episode because we talk about him […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 169 – Cherries Jubilee

Every body language expert in the body language-analyzing game is about to be really busy because Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to his homeland of England for his memaw, THE QUEEN’S, Platinum Jubilee, and we’re sure that won’t be awkward at all. From there, we get into Kim Cattrall talking about being done […]


Dlisted: The Podcast 168 – More Like “Shein Glamour”

Because of that headline, you already know we’re going to get into this year’s Met Gala (theme: Gilded Glamour) including Kim Kardashian making Marilyn Monroe’s gown look like its tag says SHEIN. We also use our fashion expertise (read: none) to talk about the hits (not many) and misses (many) of the night. From there, […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 167 – The Twit In Twitter

Elon Musk is now Twitter’s daddy after buying it, and we get into Elon’s journey to buy his new toy, as well as what changes he plans to make and if Twitter lover Allison is going to stay or not. We also get into the train wreck trial between Blac Chyna and the Kardashians, and […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 166 – To Grandmother’s Castle We Go

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a little 15-minute kiki with THE QUEEN (they were in the area, sort of), and Allison and I get into that along with Prince Charles being open to them becoming “part-time royals” in the future. We also talk about the random drama on the set of Magic Mike 3 […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 165 – It’s Britney’s Baby, Bitch

Britney Spears is Pregnantney! And before we talk about Britney making a Cheetoling with her fiance Sam Asghari, we enter week three of the Oscars slappin’ moment between Will Smith and Chris Rock. We get into Will Smith’s punishment by the Academy and Chris saying that he’s not going to say shit about the Oscars […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 164 – Piss Me More (The Remix)

The Grammys happened over the week and Allison and I talk about the show from President Zelenskyy’s appearance to Louis CK and Marilyn Manson winning Grammys to Doja Cat making everyone say, “Err, I hope you washed your hands,” after proclaiming that she had to bust out a speed piss to accept her award in […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 163 – Slaps & Farts

We were obviously too stunned to speak after witnessing the Oscar Slap so this episode is a little late. But we get into everything that happened after Will Smith took his history with Chris Rock to slappin’ heights and also talk about the winners and moments that aren’t related to The Slap. From there, we […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 162 – Snailed it!

Adrian Lyne’s soft-core cuck trashterpiece Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is out, and so of course, Allison and I watched it and talk all about the WTFness of it all. But before we talk about Ben and his snails, we get into Kanye West getting suspended from Instagram and banned from […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 161 – The XY And Z

We start this episode by talking about how Grimes and Elon Musk made a second baby named Y (their first is named X), and yes, I make the extremely original point that all they need is a third baby named Z and their XY and Z trio will be complete. We also talk about how […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 160 – The Power Of The Chaps

Sam Elliott really, really hated The Power of the Dog and let all of his thoughts out including how he’s chapped over all the chaps and gayness in the movie. We also get into Benedict Cumberbatch and Kodi Smit-McPhee’s responses to Sam hating on their movie. From there, we talk about the mysterious “spiritual gangster” […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 159 – Royal Kingdom Unlocked

The SAGs happened, so Allison and I discuss the SAGs from Helen Mirren’s advice to live by, Michael Keaton’s bathroom break, and Jessica Chastain upping her Best Actress Oscar odds. From there, we talk about how the gossip site Hollywood Unlocked wrongly announced that THE QUEEN had died. We also get into Matthew McConaughey letting […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 158 – Crownavirus

Coronavirus has become the worst virus to happen to the Royal Family since Prince Andrew, and Allison and I get into how Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, and THE QUEEN tested positive for it, which is why THE QUEEN is only doing light duties. And after we wonder what kind of light duties THE QUEEN is […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 157 – Dinosaur!

Kid Cudi called Kanye West a “dinosaur” during their social media tussle, and we talk about that as well as the definition of love being on life support now that Kanye and Julia Fox are over. We also get into Kanye’s obsession with getting back together with Kim Kardashian and his non-stop public dragging of […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 156 – House Of Snubs

We start off with getting into the Oscar nominations including how the Little Monsters are handling Lady Gaga not getting a nom for House of Gucci, and all the other snubs. From there, we wonder if Whoopi Goldberg will ever go back to The View after getting a two-week suspension for saying that the Holocaust […]