I, Cono: A Trenchmouth Podcast
Episode 24: Nein Deuce
**WARNING, This podcast gets a little sporty, which is pretty off brand. If you’re not into it than just move along. This is your time. Seize it. ** In this time sensitive episode, we have a very special guest, blogger/podcaster and LONGTIME Trenchmouth Facilitator of Joy, Kent Waldron. Every October Kent goes beans to the … Continue reading "Episode 24: Nein Deuce"
Episode 23: Benign, That's the Word
It’s episode 23, which is fitting for this 6 time champion Michael Jordan of Podcasts. We take this hot baby bastard up to a scalding 88mph and take a read through some choice nuggets of one of the very first, very worst Trenchmouth screenplays. I, Coño, and our sister Trenchmouth Productions podcast, Hard On, can … Continue reading "Episode 23: Benign, That’s the Word"
Episode 22:...I Throw Up a Little...
The deucey-deuce is here, and with it comes A GAME! Anthony brings what is commonly known as a tabletop game, or an RPG game, or a lot of math and some paper, to the show…and Jaz. He brings Jaz too. But could there be an episode that doesn’t devolve into a blinding torrent of dick … Continue reading "Episode 22:…I Throw Up a Little…"
Episode 21: Your Safe Space
Jaz is back this week and we cover Yoga Hosers, SJWs, Trolls and of course Lena Dunham. I, Coño, and our sister Trenchmouth Productions podcast, Hard On, can be found at Nobody Beats the Wiz, Crazy Eddie, Carvel and wherever else fine podcasts are sold. Of course you could always help us sell out by checking out I, Coño at www.TrenchmouthProductions.com/swag “Bit Quest” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0...
Episode 18: Only Thing Can Kill Barnes....is Barnes
I know it's been a while, but Goddamnit it's summertime and we've busy as shit around the new Safehouse. This week we got a man you know this weeks special guest host from stage, screen or as your earhole's boyfriend, it's the lovely and talented Shawn Barnes. We talk some shit. Just like always. I, Coño, and our sister Trenchmouth Productions podcast, Hard On, can be found at Nobody Beats the Wiz, Crazy Eddie, Carvel and wherever else fine podcasts are sold.
Episode 15: Lock the Gate!
This week we get all podcasty and have a very special guest, independent filmmaker and half of GateLock Productions, Mr. Chris Babadelis. This episode is heavy on the filmmaking talk as Chris takes us through his inspiration, film school and the making of GateLock's horror short, Torn. Check out GateLock's Facebook page here and and give these gents a like! I, Coño, and our sister Trenchmouth Productions podcast, Hard On, can be found at Nobody Beats the Wiz, Crazy Eddie, Carvel and...
Episode 14: Uno Mas
This week Jaz comes back to the podcast and...uh, screw it...why bury the lead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0 I, Coño, and our sister Trenchmouth Productions podcast, Hard On, can be found at Nobody Beats the Wiz, Crazy Eddie, Carvel and wherever else fine podcasts are sold.
Episode 11: Booyah
In this episode we say goodbye to the Safehouse, home to Trenchmouth Productions since 2009. We also talk in depth about the mechanics, the genesis and the emotional responsibility of the Dildo Spider (and debut a clip from Death Before Discomfort). Anthony also reminisces about our last movie and becoming impaired for art sake in a movie that "wasn't really that bad." And the dark sinister rage factory that is the Duplass Brothers production company And of course you can find I, Coño and...
Episode 9: Belladonna's Bitch Fist
EVERYONE IS DEAD AND EVERYTHING SUCKS! Icoñoclasts rejoice as the luchas are back in the seats with a new episode. 2016 continues to be the year of the reaper, howeverthe requiem for the His Royal Badness is lost to idiocy…but rest assured, one of us is devastated. We talk about The Suicide Squad and how it’s the latest hallmark for how shitty the movie industry is. Also, Greys Anatomy is for sociopaths, Jay STILL hates Forest Gump, Deadpool’s inherent likability, mental illness and of...
Episode 8: Leftenant Brigadier General StonieBaloney
This week we swapcast with sister ship podcast, Hard On! It sounds like at some point Anthony actually cracks a smile while we play such HO games such as "The Fuck You Say?," "Would You Rather?" and take a look at this week's Craig's List Ad. Don't get used to it though, we will return to the '2 fake luchadors miserably staring at each other' show next week! Check out Hard On Podcast here: www.HardOnPodcast.com And of course you can find I, Coño at Walgreen, Kmart, Caldor, Nichols and...
Episode 6: Turbo Can of Garbage
With Anthony down with the plague, in the name of consistency we're forced to release a podcast that was recorded before I, Cono was a thing (you'll notice the sweeeet audio quality). We talk about the days of yore when you'd have to make an effort to be a nerd, the rise of 90s counter culture and the goddamn Virtual-Boy (the game system, not the sex toy). And the honest work and earnest effort that goes into making a bad movie. We'll be back next week with some fresh goodness once Ant's...
Episode 5: No One Defies Me
In our very special Easter Episode, Ant (with the help of kolonpin)muscles the ship from the banks of the Sadcast. We talk about the general uselessness of holidays, especially Easter, and the joyful tidings of the once proudly celebrated "Whiskey Eve." Then they boys have 3 and 4 platefuls at the Back in the Day Buffet and rehash some old school tales of sabotagery/douchebagery and spend just enough time talking about more of Jay's questionable fashion decisions in the early 90s. We've...
Episode 3: Carn-Evil
Klaus Kinski is a real asshole! Jay is sad because his movie is ONCE AGAIN falling apart, which brings up the inevitable comparison to Kevin Smith, the state of independent film and The Darkest of all Carnivals. Revisit these classic internet clips for maximum laughing times:
Episode 2: The Sexcellence of Sexecution
The boys talk wrasslin' and BretHart's sweet pink wrap-around sunglasses, plus Ant catches Jay up on the last 25 years. We also talk about the Censored 11, the gift of woods porn and one of our favorite films, The Room.