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Lou Reads ep 185 – Adult DVD Forums

5/31/2019
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It wasn’t so long ago that DVD’s were the awesome collectables. Now, of course DVD’s are taking up space in your home because we all just stream everything. This month’s forum is all about people who hang out the AdultDVDTalk Forums. It’s a fairly active forum with threads that sometimes run for over a decade. […]

Duration:00:55:42

Lou Reads ep 184 – Complaining About Friends on The Internet from Something Awful.

5/8/2019
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Everyone has problems with their friends and family. But sometimes it can be too complicated to actual confront them with these problems. Why? Well, maybe because if you did your friend might shoot you! Or maybe your family might also shoot you! Or, you know, maybe they’d just kind of think you’re a jerk or […]

Duration:01:00:06

Lou Reads ep 183 – The Best of Craigslist –

3/19/2019
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Well, something happened last time and the audio file disappeared from the post… ANYWAY, Craigslist is an anomaly on the internet. While some minor tweaking and tinkering has gone on, it remains basically the same ugly-but-useful website that was it was when it first appeared in 1995. Over the years someone, I don’t know who, […]

Duration:00:41:47

Lou Reads 182 – Deep in the Pits of Armpit-Fetish.com

3/5/2019
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Greetings, friends and those interested in the more obscure parts of the internet. This months episode is a visit to the fabulously spam-destroyed pages of Artpit-Fetish.com. This site was once the home of a small number of folks that really liked armpits more than most people (if people think about armpits at all.) Now, sadly, the […]

Duration:00:46:50

Lou Read Ep181 Bonus – Learn Prostate Massage Again and Again!

1/30/2019
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Are you feeling the protrusion yet? Please enjoy this episode about milking your prostate. If you don’t know how to milk your prostate by the end of this episode then you just aren’t trying very hard…

Duration:00:29:14

Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums

1/17/2019
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As a married man who hates breasts I could not get down with this forum. I mean, who likes breasts? Especially breasts full of milk that are being shared with lots of grown dudes and ladies looking for some kind of Adult Nursing Relationship? Oh right, the people who used to hang out at Spicy […]

Duration:01:01:22

Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big Guts Forum?

12/1/2018
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I think we can all agree that everyone loves that feeling when you go to try on some clothes and realize that we’ve gotten too fat to fit into then. I think “super proud, content and certain that we’re living our best life” is probably the best way to describe that universal feeling that we […]

Duration:00:50:31

Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums

10/30/2018
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What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing considering I can barely figure out what is happening to me right now, this very second! […]

Duration:01:15:18

Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!

9/28/2018
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Hey, I know that drug laws are lame and whatever, but what if I told you that you could get super high… legally! What if I told you that there was this drug that was pretty much like marijuana but was totally legal. What if I told you that you’ll have no idea what the […]

Duration:00:59:39

Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit

8/30/2018
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Hey, I know we just has sex and that I paid you for that sex because you’re an escort. But, I really feel that in this 10 minute encounter that we’ve bonded and I’d really like to see you again. And, also have sex with you again for money. But, maybe you’ll kind of be […]

Duration:00:50:19

Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit

7/25/2018
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What’s that now? You want me to share some of my darkest secrets with the internet? Well, gee… I mean, I’ve seen and done some terrible things in my life but I’m not sure I want to post them on THE INTERNET… Oh, you think I should make a throwaway account in order to freely […]

Duration:00:51:20

Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone

6/24/2018
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You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors you don’t want to take the medicine because it will just make the parasites sleepy […]

Duration:00:50:13

Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk

5/16/2018
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Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s 1980 or something! Prison Talk is a forum for the loved ones of people who […]

Duration:00:58:59

Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS

3/29/2018
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I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood up to my own stomach and challenged it with some seriously nauseating content. Now, like […]

Duration:01:09:29

Lou Reads ep 172 – Men Wear Bras – A Support Forum

2/28/2018
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Hey can you help me with the clasp on this thing? I was so easy to undo when it was on a lady. Seriously, I was a one-hand, no-look, two-finger bra-undo-er. But now that it’s on my body I’m having a hell of a time getting this bra off! Luckily the fellas over at Men […]

Duration:00:58:08

Lou Reads ep 171 – The Human Santapede – Part 2

1/15/2018
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Here it is! The not so long, but still long awaited part two & conclusion to the harrowing novel The Human Santapede!.” I hope you enjoy finishing off this particularly silly bit of reading. I must admit that although a lot of the book was really dumb & trite, by the end I found myself […]

Duration:01:32:36

Lou Reads ep 170 – Meet Fighters: A One Stop Shop for Boxing, Wrestling & Boner Lovers

1/6/2018
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Hey there! I was just thinking about you! Oh, I was just thinking that you should come over, have a couple of drinks and then, I don’t know, take off your clothes and wrestle me to see who gives who a blowjob. You know, just normal guy stuff. Where’d I learn about this? Oh, MeetFighters.com […]

Duration:00:53:01

Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 1

12/30/2017
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Happy holidays! It’s taken forever but just two days ago I did a stream of myself reading from The Human Santapede on Twitch. I made it all the way to chapter 16 before I tapped out. So please enjoy this stupid reading I did! I just finished recording the second half of the book tonight […]

Duration:01:31:41

Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org

11/22/2017
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Hey everyone, sorry this episode took so long. I’ve been too busy plugging all these Chinese research chems day & night to record. And while I am high as a kite these drugs appear to have removed my ability to read & write (I’m dictating this and hoping it’s carrot cake, rivets!). Anyway, I hope […]

Duration:01:01:09

Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum

10/25/2017
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Oh boy, did I see someone with a case today! She was walking down the street and I could see her hiccuping and grabbing at her throat. It was so hot! Then I realized she was actually choking on some food that went down the wrong pipe. That was kind of disappointing so I just […]

Duration:01:00:51