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Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums

10/30/2018
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What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing considering I can barely figure out what is happening to me right now, this very second! […]

Duration:01:15:18

Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!

9/28/2018
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Hey, I know that drug laws are lame and whatever, but what if I told you that you could get super high… legally! What if I told you that there was this drug that was pretty much like marijuana but was totally legal. What if I told you that you’ll have no idea what the […]

Duration:00:59:39

Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit

8/30/2018
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Hey, I know we just has sex and that I paid you for that sex because you’re an escort. But, I really feel that in this 10 minute encounter that we’ve bonded and I’d really like to see you again. And, also have sex with you again for money. But, maybe you’ll kind of be […]

Duration:00:50:19

Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit

7/25/2018
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What’s that now? You want me to share some of my darkest secrets with the internet? Well, gee… I mean, I’ve seen and done some terrible things in my life but I’m not sure I want to post them on THE INTERNET… Oh, you think I should make a throwaway account in order to freely […]

Duration:00:51:20

Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone

6/24/2018
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You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors you don’t want to take the medicine because it will just make the parasites sleepy […]

Duration:00:50:13

Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk

5/16/2018
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Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s 1980 or something! Prison Talk is a forum for the loved ones of people who […]

Duration:00:58:59

Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS

3/29/2018
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I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood up to my own stomach and challenged it with some seriously nauseating content. Now, like […]

Duration:01:09:29

Lou Reads ep 172 – Men Wear Bras – A Support Forum

2/28/2018
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Hey can you help me with the clasp on this thing? I was so easy to undo when it was on a lady. Seriously, I was a one-hand, no-look, two-finger bra-undo-er. But now that it’s on my body I’m having a hell of a time getting this bra off! Luckily the fellas over at Men […]

Duration:00:58:08

Lou Reads ep 171 – The Human Santapede – Part 2

1/15/2018
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Here it is! The not so long, but still long awaited part two & conclusion to the harrowing novel The Human Santapede!.” I hope you enjoy finishing off this particularly silly bit of reading. I must admit that although a lot of the book was really dumb & trite, by the end I found myself […]

Duration:01:32:36

Lou Reads ep 170 – Meet Fighters: A One Stop Shop for Boxing, Wrestling & Boner Lovers

1/6/2018
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Hey there! I was just thinking about you! Oh, I was just thinking that you should come over, have a couple of drinks and then, I don’t know, take off your clothes and wrestle me to see who gives who a blowjob. You know, just normal guy stuff. Where’d I learn about this? Oh, MeetFighters.com […]

Duration:00:53:01

Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 1

12/30/2017
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Happy holidays! It’s taken forever but just two days ago I did a stream of myself reading from The Human Santapede on Twitch. I made it all the way to chapter 16 before I tapped out. So please enjoy this stupid reading I did! I just finished recording the second half of the book tonight […]

Duration:01:31:41

Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org

11/22/2017
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Hey everyone, sorry this episode took so long. I’ve been too busy plugging all these Chinese research chems day & night to record. And while I am high as a kite these drugs appear to have removed my ability to read & write (I’m dictating this and hoping it’s carrot cake, rivets!). Anyway, I hope […]

Duration:01:01:09

Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum

10/25/2017
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Oh boy, did I see someone with a case today! She was walking down the street and I could see her hiccuping and grabbing at her throat. It was so hot! Then I realized she was actually choking on some food that went down the wrong pipe. That was kind of disappointing so I just […]

Duration:01:00:51

Lou Reads ep166: Is It Normal? If You Have to Ask….

9/21/2017
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Hey guys, I know this is weird but when I come across weird websites on the internet I have this compulsion to share them with strangers in podcast form… Is it normal to do that? No? Oh well… This month’s episode is all about asking the Internet to validate your weird behavior. Do you have […]

Duration:00:52:15

Lou Reads ep165 – I Put a Love Spell on YOU! Because You’re Mine! Thanks, Ashra.Net

8/17/2017
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So… I just wanted you to know that when we broke up I kind of went a little crazy. I was pretty upset and I decided that since we’re soulmates and fated to be together I would speed up our eventual reconciliation by paying real money for a love spell to bring you back to […]

Duration:00:51:11

Lou Reads ep164 – Return to FetLife Mountain: The Destroyed Pussy Adventure.

6/26/2017
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Fetlife, short for “Fetish Life” (I’m assuming), is an online forum for kinksters of all varieties. If you’re vanilla (aka a normal sex person) then you probably don’t want to go there. However, if you’re into something… unusual… or just plain fucked up sexual weirdness, this is place for you! While I enjoy reading from […]

Duration:00:45:19

Lou Reads ep163 – Men Come First in the SubReddit of The Red Pill

5/31/2017
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So, here we are once again. Why do I keep coming back to the world of Men’s Rights & Pick Up Artists? Is it because their worldview, which they seem to insist is right by sheer will, is so incredibly negative and yet self-assured that it boggles the mind. I’m sure these guys would see […]

Duration:01:01:12

Lou Reads – Ep 162 The Forums of SexInfo101.Com

5/6/2017
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Hey guys & gals. I’m ashamed to ask you about this but… if I put my pee pee in a girls woo woo, can she get hypnotized by my sperms? She can? Wow, thanks internet. You saved me some grief! So this months episode is a trip into the forums of sexinfo101.com. It’s the typical […]

Duration:00:58:33

Lou Reads ep161: Tales of Stupidity in Airplanes

4/12/2017
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Podcast Episode 161 with service from your listening device to your ears. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in your ears for approximately 39 minutes. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all personal baggage underneath your […]

Duration:00:38:52

Lou Reads ep160: The Scabby Forums of Skin Pick

3/12/2017
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Oh man, I can feel it. It’s almost there! Just a few more squeezes and I’ll get my reward. A reward of oil, dirt & bacteria. Maybe, if I’m lucky, I’ll get some pus! Maybe some of those nice blackhead rods that come out on a Biore strip. I just wish I all this blood […]

Duration:00:54:25