MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show: Rise in crime on cruise ships Morons in the news Revisited: Guy who wrote his own obituary died in a small plane crash Kindergarten student brings Jello shots to classmates Dump button text Urban wildman lifestyle "Dumbass" fake calls Most hated text response Woman gets her chicken for free and explains how Uber driver pulls gun on passengers MJ and Michelle ready for AC/DC concert Diddy trial National wear your life jacket to work day Secretary of Transportation took wife off Newark flight More men die from 'broken heart' than women In a relationship? Do not answer these questions! A call from Mika and Brian Kleinschmidt of "!00 Day Dream Home" Woman fired for saying 200lb people shouldn't take pilates Report - living near golf courses increases chance of Parkinson's 126% Walmart CEO: Prices are going up Man caught in a Lowe's display shed doing something privately Tesla reportedly has 10,00 unsold Cyber Trucks Mr. and Mrs. Blizzard had their wedding at a DQ

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's most memorable episode of "Emergency" Morons in the news Guy writes own obituary New "Final Destination" movie released this weekend... We took calls People with 'high levels of Dark Triad traits' are more attractive to women MJ had a surprise for Michelle Tampa Bay area Walmart trashed, caught on video Sitting too much can shrink your brain Dick's is buying Footlocker South Carolina guy hid in ex's shower... Woman wants to wear late husband's ring at new wedding Proposal during someone else's wedding A woman is freaked out about a small frog in her car AI interview freaks out job applicant Banned items at Buckingham Palace Trader Joe's looking for second location in Tampa "Sinners" A call from Bob Buckhorn AirBNB story... Hot water not part of the agreement Concert ticket economics... Cost per song Item will kill if you eat or drink it Honest lottery winner, karma returns with $1 million What's a 'type c' parent? What's that smell in Mt. Dora?

On today's MJ Morning Show: UFO sightings by state Morons in the news Froot Loops taste test Igloo cooler finger amputation story revisited Animal encounter - MJ's honeymoon Katy Perry can't catch a break! Concert postponed due to arena conflict Fire in St. Pete spread from CVS MJ and Michelle found a couple of dogs Trashy, embarrassing wedding... buffet Listener wants Fester fired Diddy trial update Green Bay medical facility has group of pregnant RN's Pop Tart ice cream sandwich New "Mission: Impossible" Video of SUV wildly towing a car across multiple lanes Jobs that don't need a college degree that pay over $100K Escort tells of red flags that your guy may be cheating Menendez brothers resentencing Listener e-mail warns MJ of these on Spirit Airlines Another crazy gender reveal video Another Florida big scratch-off winner What button in your vehicle do you hate? Buccaneer QB Baker Mayfield Roblox creepy story

On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy who fell at Pittsburgh baseball game MJ's IG video of Gatsby in a tree Morons in the news Will Belichick ever coach a game at UNC Flight attendants failing drug tests Pope Leo grew up near the mall from 'The Blues Brothers' Portillos has a Leo sandwich Diddy trial update Fester wants to know what tattoo Michelle wants Condo building with cracks... no deliveries over 75lbs Kanye Cleaning Crocs Lake Wales Freddy's put note on receipt... 'Help' Amazon driver caught relieving herself at people's homes 9 things you should always keep to yourself Best vanilla ice cream... Trader Joe's or Aldi? Is this a new breed of cheating? Pope Leo says A.I. is dangerous Guest on news report faints, what does host do? Opinion of iPhone users... Fester found this IG video Italian chef explains what Americans are doing wrong in Italy Listener offended by Fester's impression... callers gave their opinions RFK Jr. on Mother's Day went swimming in... Battle of the weight-loss meds Evan Longoria to sign a 1-day deal with the Rays

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester wants to know... who would win, 100 men or 1 gorilla Morons in the news Mr. T's Mother's Day Song Social Security name popularity tracker Kentucky Derby winning jockey fined Traits of people who hold doors for strangers Women got a memorial tattoo, new boyfriend has issue with it MJ's IG - MJ's dog in a tree Store not carrying purple sweet potatoes... employee tells MJ store doesn't know what it's doing Uber driver story from NYC for Michelle Diddy trial update Mother's Day... originally MJ wants to get a new air fryer... Michelle says no Musical artist fleeing Los Angeles for North Carolina House for sale... The Pope lived here Judy's experience with the sewer system for Mother's Day dinner CBD infused drinks may have an affect on alcohol sales Another reminder from MJ... Don't mess with people's Teslas Southern accent may be disappearing For the first time ever... the Rays had this happen at a HOME game MJ's Billy Idol story Love affair with a guy 25 years younger makes her feel younger Bill Belichick's girlfriend banned from UNC football complex Bucs have the heaviest NFL player

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tiktok challenge - sticking stuff in charging port of Chromebooks Morons in the news Bus driver on school field trip blew .221 BAL Assault with nachos Am I the A-H? Mother of kid on baseball team doesn't bring snacks on her day Guys' red flags New Pope Michelle's landing at Tampa International Airport Virginia ban on phone usage by kids over 1 hour per day Senior Assassin Lakeland assistant softball coach arrested for sending and receiving photos with 16-year-old Hypersexualizing Downs Syndrome Frontier agents fired for mocking a customer whose video has gone viral Who's paying ridiculous prices on Ebay or Amazon? Body butter Simon Cowell was asked to judge a couple having 'relations' Katy Perry still being trolled What will get you ghosted from a relationship What's the acceptable number of partners over lifetime? Metallica concert was measured on the Richter scale 2001 purchased Mons Venus Warning about dogs licking your face

On today's MJ Morning Show: Who stole MJ's cookies? Conclave update Morons in the news Vocal fry Scallop Boy 764 Cult Cramming stuff into Chromebooks charging port... Tiktok trend Raccoon with meth pipe leaves police officer laughing What are women attracted to? We took calls Toll scam in MJ's texts Passwords compromised South Tampa apartment complex residents' water bill not paid Stealing stuff from work - we took calls Disney cost breakdown for family of 5 in guy's video Fester's Croc toes Julian and Michelle are going to run late if MJ doesn't let them go 7-year-old drove 5-year-old sister to McDonald's for a Happy Meal Diddy update Reporter referred to Cardinals' activity as 'raw-dogging' Baked bean contamination warning George Clooney's tequila sued Study says some lefties may be tied to autism and schizophrenia

On today's MJ Morning Show: Test to tell if you're prone to lung disease or dementia Liberty Newark Airport lost communication with flights 60-90 seconds Morons in the news A birthday issue at Fester's home Debate - Dropping bags of pup poo in neighbors' trash cans Listeners' pet stories Tire blown up while filling This phrase can ruin a relationship... We took calls 70,000 Dum Dums A gender reveal surprised neighbors with a huge plume of pink smoke A Sand Key condo evacuated The conclave has begun Toughest jobs in America TPD saves toddler from choking Class action lawsuit against Burger King Driver may have intentionally hit a dog... Another intentionally hit a cat Lakeland assistant coach stole football helmets Kanye West walks out on Piers Morgan Update: Jennifer Aniston stalker Sanches-Bezos wedding may have big-name musical artist Hilaria Baldwin blames ADHD and dyslexia for her flipping between accents Smokey Robinson accused of sexual assault A raccoon with a meth problem

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman raises hundreds of thousands of dollars following her racist comments Morons in the news GTA release delayed... We took calls NY pet wellness brand looking for an intern to smell dogs' breath Onlyfans model making $10 million per year because of this trait Latest on ferry boat crash If your house smells like this... get out. "Lick the Pope" - Crotchety Caller survey - should we use company employee to report on conclave? MJ received a call from jail, but he doesn't know who it was from. Crash through Jennifer Aniston's front gate Diddy trial update Trial line holders making $25-32 per hour Mattel is raising prices on toys due to tariffs "Mr. Deep Fake" shut down, laws against revenge porn Deceased relative wanted ashes scattered... family didn't get it right Bomb squad tech ran a mile in full blast suit

On today's MJ Morning Show: Diddy trial set to begin Target may be getting rid of self-checkout Morons in the news Purple warning Fester got free food for a year This is the worst way to start an e-mail at work MJ's flights Cardinal Pizzaballa MJ IG at TPA... IKR? Kentucky Derby Ferry collision McDonald's Sprite hack First garage door opener winner Arizona bar has bad promotional response to underage drinking busts MJ vacation plans for summer Nike pre-scuffed sneakers? The Sun says there's a cheaper supermarket than Publix opening locations Air traffic controller stays not to fly to THIS airport A pilot's wife says not to to wear this on a flight Lady Gaga concert bomb plot foiled Hi Speed chase on Gandy Blvd. NYU dorm story Woman in Polk County throws can of soda into a car at a gas station, hits baby

On today's MJ Morning Show: Where are those TV trucks headed? Bill to change the state bird Morons in the news Gen Alpha and uncovered coughs Connecticut beach event spoiled by fart spray Don't do this when going to a job interview Celebrity romance scams-we took calls Jury Duty Scam update What is the latest hot color among celebrities? Ninja pressure cooker recall Powerball winner arrested in Tampa Bay area Jeffrey Knight story on Daily Mail Kentucky Derby this weekend Diddy update - trial beginning soon Kanye suing dentist claiming he got hooked on nitrous oxide Road rage #2 Fan who fell 21 feet from stands at baseball game 2 British guys try bbq ribs for first time

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's Jury Duty Scam Take-Down Morons in the news MJ assures us that the Great Pyramid of Giza does not have a city beneath A couple of gifts from our listeners Wedding Pets commercial MJ Instagram image - NYPD Wanted Poster Dogs seen inside a NY Trader Joe's licking food Bradenton restaurant robbed... by it's own GM 4 kinds of lovers John Elway's agent died after fall from golf cart MJ won't shave these off A local Twisty Treat has a sign outside about tipping What was an 8-week-old baby doing on the boat that crashed into the Clearwater Ferry? A call from Miki Sudo about an upcoming event Hobby Lobby site of recent upskirt video hobbyist Newlyweds want this instead of traditional gifts for the wedding New thing to do on a Friday night...Staying home. We took calls. A call from Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura about the upcoming 3 Bears 5K First NEW Aldi opens today in Tampa Dinner cruise out of John's Pass stranded until after midnight

On today's MJ Morning Show: $100 for 6 ice cubes? Morons in the news Fester & Michelle's discussion about a bruise Alaska Air passenger vaping in bathroom NBA 4-Year Marriage Contract Psychologist can identify whether a marriage is headed for separation MJ received a gift from a listener Trial attorney explains 'absolutes' Signs that show a woman is into you New kind of divorce... "The House Divorce" Scam jury duty call What did MJ get in the mail? Tampa post office collapse Redeveloping north downtown Tampa Most useless phrase you can use in an e-mail Worst thing to eat at a Broadway show People hate being asked to do this... Ramen shop owner chased customer, caught on video Overturned OJ truck MJ's OJ Classic Crotchety Risky food items according to Consumer Reports Truckload of dimes dropped in Texas town How to be sure you don't have a North Korean remote worker

On today's MJ Morning Show: How to get banned from a cruise 1970's conversation pit making a resurgence Morons in the news Rays missed out on an opportunity Things boomers do at restaurants Customer believes they were scammed at Olive Garden over gift card MJ's experience at Publix... Classic Crotchety Real estate agent who dealt with fetish guy Details on Clearwater Ferry What is 'hotwifing'? MJ tried using *67 before playing a prank... didn't work. Lightning need to dig out of a deep hole A doctor reveals why everyone should sleep naked Another doctor has a cure for hiccups Couple finds creepy note in their home that they plan to renovate Former Mariah Carey employee has written a fiction book about his experience Bill Belichick's girlfriend shuts down question during CBS interview Ferry accident victim Jose Castro Approaching conclave means American Cardinals may need their new I.D.'s A fighter jet fell off an aircraft carrier Tennis instructor suing over lost gear inside trunk of Waymo autonomous car Cheap crap from Temu

On today's MJ Morning Show: Bear on a slide Morons in the news There's a tan line fetish? Woman files lawsuit against Disney over wave Former Disney cast member learns his sentence 13-year-old attacked for throwing Play Doh near car Notice to MJ over unpaid tolls What fell into a woman's margarita? MJ's IG video Cash fell from an unlocked armored car PIE bomb scare Ordering via shipping with insurance An airline passenger stripped and did #2 in seat during landing A restaurant has a request for smelly people A local Walgreens was closed due to short staff? Tampa Bay real estate agents have been dealing with a guy doing something Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Captain Brock is facing additional charges

On Today's MJ Morning Show: -MJ Gets Called Out By Michelle -Chloe Loves The Fart Sound Effect App -MJ Doesn't Wake Up During Nightmares -Former Charlottesville, Virginia weatherman Joshua Fitzpatrick Is In Trouble -Morons In The News -Woman Has Argument Behind Dollar Tree -The Tampa Bay Lightning Are In Trouble -Fester's Wife Got Hit By An Uber Driver -90 Minutes Of Non-Stop MJ Begins! -What Should The Pope's Name Be!? -MJ Discusses Pete Davidson -A Weird Story About A Woman Who Got A Brazilian Wax -Video Of Wine Bottle's Going Down The Stairs -Does Michael Strahan Hate Kelly Ripa? -The Latest On The Nintendo Switch 2 -Would MJ Move To Bucks County, Pennsylvania?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Aldi recall notice Pizza set off Oura ring Morons in the news Nick Carter sued for sexual assault Rabies warning Parents are defending their kids for their behavior at 'The Minecraft Movie' Compatibility quizzes Lightning ticket winner angered listeners Worst mother ever? Florida man posted derogatory comments about young girl coming to sell candy Animal webcam watching Dating app user tells potential date that he took a 'honey pack' "Legal morphine" being sold in stores Gordon Ramsay victim of swatting People worried about giving out phone number Fester's wife tells about collision with Uber driver to Stacy Kemp Drummer Rick Allen attacked in Ft. Lauderdale still dealing struggling What color nail polish is best for prosperity? This sparkling water introduced on MJ Morning Show Subtitles/closed captions... more than 1/2 of Americans use them on TV Sam's & Costco 'Once Upon A Time In America' Economic indicators FSU campus shootings... no news A movie that's blowing up online...

On today's MJ Morning Show: USPS - Another letter didn't make it to MJ's family Morons in the news Groom pushes bride's face into cake $50 scratcher wins $25 million Google AI tries to make sense of nonsensical phrases What happens if you give Narcan to someone who's sober? Company CEO says employees need to be hit with a 2X4 The story about the 11-year-old girl tackled by a man who thought she egged his apartment has gone national Chloe - Tomorrow is bring your kid to work day, wants to bring MJ FDA - phasing out food dyes Shaq has to leave live set to go to bathroom Who wants the lobster purse USPS letter carrier DUI Leo DiCaprio and The Pope Lonely people study Tampa's is ranked #3... in termite infestations Derby Lane property has been sold Video of a boat driving over manatees 'Lane Assist' does NOT mean you can take a nap Joe Exotic got married in jail

On today's MJ Morning Show: A 4-word phrase set a guy off BBQ recipe from Cornell professor Morons in the news Woman uses unacceptable racist language Woman ripped off by plumber... or was she? Kids using AI to create fake nude images George Clooney says he and wife Amal have never fought Home security camera warning People addicted to lip balms Australian twins look and think... and speak alike What's a 'fictosexual'? Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in a restaurant Walmart 'meat jail' Egg prices Where did that music come from? Pope's funeral is Saturday Delta flight engine fire Gmail warning People who need a glass of wine to 'take the edge off' show 7 signs Tampa Bay Gone Crazy Kanye back on X Frankie Muniz at an emotional low Dave Bautista named honorary Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputy

On today's MJ Morning Show: Pope RIP Someone marred the Howard Frankland Bridge Morons in the news Red Robin's 'bottomless' burger How should you give a handshake? Do women want a red pill or blue pill type (Matrix reference) What is 'hat fishing' when it comes to dating? Rotten kids in the neighborhood Pope RIP Top 100 places to celebrate Easter Singer claims he was high 24/7 back when he sang the band's hits 88-year-old woman's home burned down by neighbor burning sex toys FSU resumes classes Birkin bags... how much do they cost to make? How does the way someone smells affect friendship? Video... guy has refrigerator balanced on his head while bicycling Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley Capital One is buying Discover Martha Stewart took a dig at Katy Perry 2025 Michelin Stars... none for Tampa Bay area Sam's Club model removes all checkout lanes Flight canceled when a flight crew member doesn't show up