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The Clockwork Cabaret

Comedy

THE CLOCKWORK CABARET is a weekly radio show hosted by that darling DJ duo, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. They’re old. They’re not hip. They’re your weird aunties. But, they’ve got a wide assortment of cocktails, music, weird history & geekery that they’d like to share with you. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

THE CLOCKWORK CABARET is a weekly radio show hosted by that darling DJ duo, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. They’re old. They’re not hip. They’re your weird aunties. But, they’ve got a wide assortment of cocktails, music, weird history & geekery that they’d like to share with you. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Location:

Pittsboro, NC

Description:

THE CLOCKWORK CABARET is a weekly radio show hosted by that darling DJ duo, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. They’re old. They’re not hip. They’re your weird aunties. But, they’ve got a wide assortment of cocktails, music, weird history & geekery that they’d like to share with you. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Language:

English


Episodes

Dr. Worm

12/5/2022
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 12.04.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp...

Duration:02:00:10

It's Turkey Time

11/28/2022
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.27.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm...

Duration:01:59:46

Party Line

11/21/2022
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.20.22. New...

Duration:01:59:40

Wet My Whistle

11/14/2022
When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.13.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at...

Duration:02:00:09

Fight The Good Fight

11/7/2022
It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting. - Tom Stoppard WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.06.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm...

Duration:02:00:41

Take A Bite

10/31/2022
I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow. - Bela Lugosi WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.30.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on...

Duration:02:00:24

Still Waters

10/24/2022
Storms draw something out of us that calm seas don't. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.23.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at...

Duration:02:00:17

Tragically Magical

10/17/2022
Magic may be the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and then they do. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.16.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays...

Duration:02:00:12

Step Right Up

10/10/2022
Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.09.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @...

Duration:02:00:23

Lost in the Woods

10/3/2022
I was never lost in the woods in my whole life, though once I was confused for three days. - Daniel Boone WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.02.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp...

Duration:01:59:27

Open Arms

9/26/2022
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience." - Mark Twain WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio,...

Duration:02:00:07

Mama, I Wanna Be A Band

9/19/2022
“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.” - Louis Armstrong WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 09.18.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am...

Duration:02:00:23

It's Not A Cult. It's A Collective.

9/12/2022
What if I told you that you could solve all of your life’s problems and live a life full of abundance and freedom while surrounded by adoring friends and loved ones? All you have to do is start a cult... apparently. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made...

Duration:01:59:59

It's Uncanny!

9/5/2022
Hello sweeties! The hosts have returned to their ranting and raving over comic books. This time, it's the X-Men. So be warned! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode was recorded on...

Duration:02:01:21

Trip the Light Fantastic

8/29/2022
“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.” - Terry Pratchett WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode was originally recorded on 06.14.19 and aired on Mad Wasp...

Duration:02:00:36

Carry On My Wayward Ones

8/22/2022
"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.' - Sam Winchester, Supernatural WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode was originally recorded on and 05.17.19 and aired on Mad Wasp Radio,...

Duration:01:59:57

Nice & Accurate

8/15/2022
The hosts would like to join the demon Crowley in dedicating this episode to the memory of G. K. Chesterton, a man who knew what was going on. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode...

Duration:01:58:45

It's New to Me

8/8/2022
Hello sweeties! The hosts seem to be really on this nostalgic comic book kick, lately. This time they delve into the world of the New Mutants. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode...

Duration:02:03:06

Home Is Where the Bone Is

8/1/2022
“Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!” ― Jeff Smith, Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode was originally recorded on 04.05.19 and aired on Mad Wasp...

Duration:01:59:05

Bring Me A Dream

7/25/2022
“Rules and responsibilities: these are the ties that bind us. We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves. I will do what I have to do. And I will do what I must.” - Neil Gaiman, The Sandman: Book of Dreams WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett...

Duration:02:02:51