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Pittsboro, NC

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English


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Episode 472: Spring Cleaning or Fire Sale?

4/20/2018
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What this airship needs, sweeties, is a good cleansing fire to get rid of all the dead weight… and, by dead weight, I mean, the hosts. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 04.20.18 playlist: Jolie Holland - Springtime Can Kill YouThe Decemberists - Little BoxesMurder By Death - Spring Break 1899Queen - I Want to Break FreeGrinderman - Honey Bee (Let’s Fly To Mars)Muse - Stockholm Syndrome

Duration:01:36:23

Episode 471: Cheer Up, Buttercup

4/13/2018
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Hello sweeties! Lady Attercop has been down in the dumps lately. Emmett has taken it upon herself to cheer her up. Will it work? I have no idea. Do I look like a magic eight ball to you? I guess you’ll just have to listen. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 04.13.18 playlist:

Duration:01:35:18

Episode 470: Don’t Be Such a Witchy-Poo

4/6/2018
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Hello sweeties! The ladies were in a witchy mood this week and it’s not even October… I’m sure there’s a joke in there, somewhere. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 04.06.18 playlist: The Bewitched - The DarkCocoRosie - The Moon Asked The CrowDeus Ex Vapore Machina - Ashes Ashes - The Witch DoctorChristina Plays Viola - Witch of SilencePaul Roland - Witchfinder GeneralWalter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - Come Black [...]

Duration:01:32:38

Episode 469: WSAR | Simply Adorkable Radio

3/30/2018
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Today on Emmett, Lady A & Dolphin… the ladies will be spinning some hot steampunk tunes to help you get through that rough morning traffic. 03.30.18 playlist:

Duration:01:17:02

Episode 468: Love Letter to Sherlock

3/23/2018
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Hello sweeties! Lady A is trying to embarrass Emmett by sharing her secret crush with all of you… I’m sure this won’t go horribly wrong. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 03.23.18 playlist: The Ditty Bops - Unfortunate Few

Duration:01:31:19

Episode 467: Is It Love, or Is It a Gill Man?

3/16/2018
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Just when I thought this show couldn’t get any stranger… It proves me wrong. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 03.16.18 playlist: Antony & The [...]

Duration:01:28:10

Episode 466: History Lessons

3/9/2018
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Hello sweeties! The ladies are full of scholastic nonsense this week. Enjoy! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 03.09.18 playlist: Kansas Joe & Memphis Min [...]

Duration:01:47:46

Episode 465: Spaghetti Western

3/2/2018
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Hello sweeties! I have no idea what’s going on with this week’s episode. I’m sure someone explained it to me but, I probably wasn’t paying attention. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 03.02.18 setlist:

Duration:01:27:36

Episode 464: A Fatal Lozenge

2/23/2018
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Hello sweeties! When people are finding meaning in things — beware. Especially, if you’re listening to this show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 02.23.18 playtlist: Jill Tracy - Pulling Your Insides OutFeeding Fingers - She Hides Diseasethe Deadfly Ensemble - Hammer, Anvil and StirrupsTiger Lillies & Kronos Quartet - QRVMother Ukers - Love CatsThe Smiths - Frankly Mr Shankly

Duration:01:33:39

Episode 463: They Shock Elephants, Don’t They?

2/16/2018
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Hello, sweeties. We have a very special treat for you. For those who like Valentine’s Day & Science, we give you a musical re-imagenactment of the very uplifting story of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant… and by uplifting, I mean, absolutely terrible. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 02.16.18 playlist: A.C. Newman - Take On MeJonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher MountainThe Divine Comedy - Funny PeculiarAdam Ant - Stand And DeliverThe Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - This House...

Duration:01:30:07

Episode 462: Black-Hearted Valentines

2/9/2018
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Hello sweeties! This week, we try to teach Emmett how to get a date… It goes how you would expect. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 02.09.18 playlist:

Duration:01:37:07

Episode 461: Ragnarok & Roll

2/2/2018
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Hello there, sweeties! Apparently, Lady A. is having some sort of mid-life crisis… again. Isn’t there some sort of limit on those things? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 02.02.18 playlist:

Duration:01:39:17

Episode 460: Good. Bad. I’m the One with the Microphone.

1/26/2018
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Hello sweeties! So fun fact, you humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more… Take this show. No, really. Take it, please. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 01.26.18 playlist:

Duration:01:31:34

Episode 459: #LizardTruth

1/19/2018
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Hello sweeties! Once again, I have only one thing to say about this week’s episode… I’m sorry. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 01.19.18 playlist: Jolie Holland - Crazy DreamsTori Amos - Real MenNeko Case - Never Turn Your Back On Mother EarthApril Smith and the Great Picture Show - Bright White JacketsMiss Mamie Lavona the Exotic Mulatta and her White Boy Band - The Sun Can’t Keep a SecretHarlequin Jones - Truth B [...]

Duration:01:38:04

Episode 458: Trapped in Misery

1/12/2018
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Hello sweeties! THE CLOCKWORK CABARET IS ALIVE, IT’S ALIVE! OH, This whole airship is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY RECORDS! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 01.12.18 playlist:

Duration:01:38:31

Episode 456: This Year’s Blues

12/29/2017
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Hello sweeties! We want to wish you all best wishes and a happy new year! 12.29.17 playlist: [...]

Duration:01:38:39

Episode 455: Humbugs & Holidays

12/22/2017
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Have a happy Hogswatch, everyone! - From all of us here on the Calpurnia. 12.22.17 playlist: Baby Dee - A Christmas Jig for a Three-Legged Cat

Duration:01:44:20

Episode 454: Krampin’ My Style

12/16/2017
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Greetings friends and family! We apologize for the slight delay in this week’s episode. For those playing the home game… This year we, here, aboard the Calpurnia have endured deaths, illness, unscrupulous landlords, sick pets, a terrible new Commander-in-Chief (Curse you, Severed head of Nixon!), and we still managed to carry on. But, sadly we were brought low by none other than hardware issues. We will return to our regular schedule, next week! Thank you for listening! - Emmett 12.16.17...

Duration:01:27:52

Episode 453: Happy Birthday, Rupert!

12/8/2017
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Hello sweeties! This week’s episode is Emmett’s cheap attempt at a birthday gift for her long-time beau, Rupert Wormwood. He should dump her. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 12.08.17 playlist:

Duration:01:39:11

Episode 452: Still in the Swamp

12/1/2017
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Hello sweeties! The ladies are off on some sort of retreat to help Emmett find her personality or something. I wasn’t really paying attention. I’m sure they’ll be just fine. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 12.01.17 playlist: Primus - Oompa Veruca

Duration:01:45:36

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