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The Comedy Button: Episode 425

2/21/2020
Local substitute teacher Jared Petty sits in for Ryan once again, to reveal the truth about George Washington's wooden teeth, tell stories about weird Japanese restaurants, and help us figure out what our Care Bear powers would be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Duration:00:56:20

The Comedy Button: Episode 424

2/14/2020
Ryan is back to share his Top 10 Police Academy movie list, discuss his nonexistent exercise habits, and demonstrate his strength by breaking Scott's thumb on-air. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:01:00:41

The Comedy Button: Episode 423

2/7/2020
Jared Petty is here to offer his best NPR host impression, talk about how babby is formed, help us with our new foray into procedurally generated ASMR, and discuss old Sierra adventure games without Ryan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Duration:01:07:09

The Comedy Button: Episode 422

1/31/2020
We debate what foods we'd force each other to give up, guess what all the different horse parts are called, play an impromptu game of "Which Mortal Kombat Character Would you Marry?" and come up with some cool heist codenames. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:56:51

The Comedy Button: Episode 421

1/24/2020
Scott injured his ball (again), he loves disgusting Jelly Belly flavors, and he's a real stinky boy. We don't know why we keep putting up with him! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Duration:01:01:24

The Comedy Button: Episode 420

1/17/2020
Max shares his disgusting fondness for gross anchovies on pizza like a sick dirty man, we all try to remember the last time we ate a frozen TV dinner, and Scott goes just a little bit overboard with arcade game sound effects. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:54:23

The Comedy Button: Episode 419

1/10/2020
Journey with us whiz in the world's most hilariously-named lake, check out some front butts, and cool off with a refreshing trenta cinnamon water with extra whip. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:01:00:51

The Comedy Button: Episode 418

1/3/2020
To ring in the new year, we eat packaged Japanese fish that tastes like pizza, and discover when we first knew we were idiots. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:57:30

The Comedy Button: Episode 417

12/27/2019
Celebrate the end of the year with a bowl of liquor from our favorite weird bar, enjoy our new show "Will Ryan's Dog Eat More Things Than Ryan?" and learn some true facts about astronauts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:01:01:09

The Comedy Button: Episode 416

12/20/2019
The interminable year known as "2019" is finally coming to an end, and Max and Brian are drunk in an abandoned conference room at work to tell you about cookie exchanges, getting fat for the holidays, why they think Playmobil is popular in Maine, their love for stupid criminals, how the kid from Flight of the Navigator turned to armed robbery, Lorena Bobbitt, and why you should be careful if you drive a green Hyundai. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:50:54

The Comedy Button: Episode 415

12/13/2019
It's animal week on the Comedy Button: Brian made his family get a Christmas goose, horses wearing flippers are making the Internet great again, and Animorphs can move the heck over to make room for MIDDLEMORPHS! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:52:22

The Comedy Button: Episode 414

12/6/2019
Good news, everyone: 10 years in, we're still the #1 show, in all categories, everywhere. Well, except that Scott's gone and made a TV show, so that may be what finally knocks us down to #2 in the vaunted Star Wars Game Shows podcast category, where we have run unopposed since 1987. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:59:54

The Comedy Button: Episode 413

11/29/2019
It's a Thanksgiving miracle with the Comedy Button! This week, we talk about the worst food we've ever eaten, and all sorts of other goofs, guffaws, and hijinks that will drown out the sounds of your own family gathering! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:58:45

The Comedy Button: Episode 412

11/22/2019
Jack DeVries is back once again, and we've all had several wine spritzers. We discuss what our spirit fast food restaurants are, the most embarrassing clothes we wore in middle school, our self-care routines, and Bloodborne. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Duration:01:08:03

The Comedy Button: Episode 411

11/15/2019
Jack DeVries joins us to discuss the X-Men, the 1997 Kevin Kline film "In and Out," who Kevin Kline is married to in real life, WikiFeet, the WikiFeet gift shop, and our favorite hard AND soft desserts. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Duration:01:02:23

The Comedy Button: Episode 410

11/8/2019
This week, we're joined by legendary chatterbox and walking almanac Jared Petty, so in lieu of asking him questions, we're just feeding him listener-submitted keywords and seeing what trivia, anecdotes, or confessions he conjures up. Topics include earwax, fireworks, Gashapon machines, and discontinued Planters snack food P.B. Crisp -- the last of which somehow devolves into a dissection of the relevance of Ian Fleming's James Bond novels in the 21st century. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan...

Duration:01:07:53

The Comedy Button: Episode 409

11/1/2019
On this very special Halloween episode, Jared Petty joins us to talk about our favorite Halloween candy, Easter candy, Christmas candy, perennial non-denominational candy, and delight in our spooky stories -- like the time Scott's dad caught him touching himself while watching Hocus Pocus. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Duration:01:08:34

The Comedy Button: Episode 408

10/25/2019
Brian has a wardrobe malfunction at a video game event, Max debates the merits of owning chickens, and Ryan is bad at Twitch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:55:25

The Comedy Button: Episode 407

10/18/2019
It's just Max and Scott this week, so they imagine what they would have changed about their early 20s, and debate whether it would be better to eat chocolate-flavored poo or vice versa. Yeah, we get up to some weird nonsense when we're left alone-ish. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville.

Duration:00:59:36

The Comedy Button: Episode 406

10/11/2019
Scott's better half, Stacey, joins us for the first time ever. What more could you ask for?! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Stacey Bromley.

Duration:01:21:11