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The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.

The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.
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The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.

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English


Episodes

Chocolate Kraken! by Jeff Whitmire

1/22/2019
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This has been called my "funniest song yet!" It's also my grossest song..so there's that! Anyway, I also came up with a really fun video for this one, so definitely check that out. Parody of "Take it on the Run" by REO Speedwagon New lyrics: Jeff Whitmire Music/Mix: Jace McLain Vocals: Jeff Whitmire

Duration:00:03:55

My Wings by Sweats and Spinners

1/18/2019
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Sometimes, true love slips through your fingers. You know you'll never get it back, so all you can do is enjoy the memory.

Duration:00:02:07

I Didn't Have Time To Rehearse This by the great Luke Ski

1/15/2019
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Of all of the "meta" songs I've written, this one stands out as one of the most meta-est. In 1994, I started performing my live act of nerdy comedy music for pop-culture geeks at fandom conventions all over the Midwest. As I wrote more songs, I would typically end up memorizing them by practicing them in the car on the multiple-hour-long drives to these events. Heck, sometimes I'd even rehearse them at home! About 20 years later, I ended up moving to the west coast, taking a full time...

Duration:00:03:57

ain't dead yet by gary t cavanaugh

1/11/2019
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funny song about death

Duration:00:03:08

Congress Finally Looks More Like America by Lauren Mayer

1/8/2019
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2019 brings us a much more representative House of Representatives - at this rate, Congress will be up to date in another 200 years!

Duration:00:02:43

Comic Fan by The Library Bards

1/4/2019
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The Library Bards are debuting a track off of their next full album, BomBARDed! Bonnie and Xander had the pleasure of performing for Stan Lee's 95th birthday, and when the opportunity came up, they immediately wrote a couple of songs specifically for him, and that event. We have since lost this dynamo, but the properties that he helped create will live on forever. As the first track released off of the upcoming BomBARDed, the Library Bards are proud to bring "Comic Fan" to the FuMP Audience....

Duration:00:03:42

Mr.Trump's Wild Ride by BS de Resistance

1/1/2019
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The President has been fed mushrooms from the White House garden by Melania, in retribution for Stormy Daniels' comments about his - um, well....Anyway, she did not realize that the shrooms in question were of a certain special variety, and thus the President is subjected to a 'wild ride' of a hallucination, meeting along the way The Beatles, the crows from "Dumbo", the "Ink Blots" and Robert Mueller. Possibly the only song in existence to style-medley 1967 Beatles, The Ink Spots, Spike...

Duration:00:07:20

The Bottled Water Rag (Live) by Matt Griffo

12/28/2018
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An environmental satire song

Duration:00:05:54

F*** Off For Christmas [Radio Version] by Mikey Mason

12/25/2018
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The definitive holiday song for people who are tired of being in the holiday spirit and just want to be left alone this season.

Duration:00:01:59

SAINT NICK DICK PIC by Amy Engelhardt

12/23/2018
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Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee. :) A portion of the proceeds from this track will be donated to Northern California Wildfire Recovery Efforts. Additional (and giftable!) downloads are available at https://amyengelhardt.bandcamp.com/

Duration:00:02:19

The Twelve Days Of Christmas Sweaters by Steve Goodie

12/21/2018
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Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! And whatever other version of Season's Greetings will upset the most people! And here's a brand new song, which, I'm thrilled to announce, is the... Return of the genius we call Spaff! There is no one in the world more diligent about never repeating a lyric within a funny song. So, when he decided to apply this work ethic to parodying the world's MOST repetitive (and annoying) Christmas song, well... see for yourself how awesome it is. Full disclosure... I...

Duration:00:03:16

Krampus the Demon by The Courtesan & The Cabin Boy

12/18/2018
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A parody of "Frosty the Snowman", by Walter Rollins and Steve Nelson. Krampus doesn't have his own holiday special... yet, but if he did, we think it'd sound a little something like this... Fun Fact: This isn't Ordo doing an impression of Jimmy Durante, but him doing Huckleberry Hound instead. Ordo isn't really familiar with the works of Jimmy Durante, but knows that the character of Huckleberry Hound is based on him, so Ordo did the best he could.

Duration:00:02:30

Hobby Lobby Christmas by Pony Death Ride

12/14/2018
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It's not a Hobby Lobby Christmas until a bunch of male CEOs get to decide women's birth control choices!

Duration:00:02:59

Learn Kung Fu by Jeff Whitmire

12/11/2018
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A parody of the Maroon 5 #1 Billboard hit "Girls Like You" about one of the coolest subjects ever: Kung Fu!! With tons of references and a killer rap verse from Insane Ian, we think you're going to have a lot of fun with this one. Check out the official music video: New lyrics: Jeff Whitmire and Ian Bonds Instrumental and Mix: Austin Aeschliman Vocals: Jeff Whitmire and Insane Ian

Duration:00:04:11

Maximum Effort (Minimum Fudge) by Bonecage

12/9/2018
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Once Upon a Deadpool is coming out, and alongside that exploitation of Christmas I'd like to also exploit Christmas... and Deadpool. Also, I like to swear, so there ya go.

Duration:00:03:22

Lap Dog by Devo Spice

12/7/2018
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Some time ago I asked my fans for ridiculous ideas for rap songs. Kristen Keriuac, aka Kornflake said "Things I can't do because there's a dog curled up on my lap." Some time later I met MC Cone and we talked about doing a song together. I mentioned this idea and he ran with it. And here we are. lyrics, vocals: Matthew Seidle and Tom Rockwell music: Matthew Seidle

Duration:00:03:07

How Did This Thing... by Amy Engelhardt

12/4/2018
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"A Jerry Lee Lewis-styled perennial in the making, although it may not appear in the program of your local church's Christmas pageant just yet." - Chicago Sun Times Featuring Harry Shearer as Joseph!

Duration:00:02:18

Romaine by Skip Briggs

12/2/2018
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Just when you think it's safe to eat your favorite salad, a recall on all romaine lettuce hits the news due to bacteria contamination. This is a reminder to be careful out there when thinking about ordering a Caesar, Garden, Waldorf, Cobb, or even a Crab Louie.

Duration:00:02:46

Mall Goth Cop by Regdar and the Fighters

11/30/2018
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What happens when you take the two most hated people in the mall and combine them into one? You get the Mall Goth Cop. A frustrated, yet apathetic mall cop more concerned with patrons' fashion choices than their safety. A combination of Adam Ant, Atom and His Package, and just a touch of Burzum, this song is sure to annoy and confuse true punks and true kvlt metal fans both!

Duration:00:02:42

The Perfect Gift by MEGATHRUSTER

11/27/2018
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The holidays are upon us. Black Friday and Cyber Monday have come and gone. Sometimes it can be so hard to know what gift to give that special someone in your life. Instead, why not give to the person you know best? YOURSELF! This song features the powerful rap stylings of 2d6 and the not-so-powerful rock stylings of Megathruster.

Duration:00:03:10