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The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.

The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.
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United States

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The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.

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English


Episodes

Krampus the Demon by The Courtesan and The Cabin Boy

12/18/2018
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A parody of "Frosty the Snowman", by Walter Rollins and Steve Nelson. Krampus doesn't have his own holiday special... yet, but if he did, we think it'd sound a little something like this... Fun Fact: This isn't Ordo doing an impression of Jimmy Durante, but him doing Huckleberry Hound instead. Ordo isn't really familiar with the works of Jimmy Durante, but knows that the character of Huckleberry Hound is based on him, so Ordo did the best he could.

Duration:00:02:30

Hobby Lobby Christmas by Pony Death Ride

12/14/2018
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It's not a Hobby Lobby Christmas until a bunch of male CEOs get to decide women's birth control choices!

Duration:00:02:59

Learn Kung Fu by Jeff Whitmire

12/11/2018
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A parody of the Maroon 5 #1 Billboard hit "Girls Like You" about one of the coolest subjects ever: Kung Fu!! With tons of references and a killer rap verse from Insane Ian, we think you're going to have a lot of fun with this one. Check out the official music video: New lyrics: Jeff Whitmire and Ian Bonds Instrumental and Mix: Austin Aeschliman Vocals: Jeff Whitmire and Insane Ian

Duration:00:04:11

Maximum Effort Minimum Fudge by Bonecage

12/9/2018
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Once Upon a Deadpool is coming out, and alongside that exploitation of Christmas I'd like to also exploit Christmas... and Deadpool. Also, I like to swear, so there ya go.

Duration:00:03:22

Lap Dog by Devo Spice

12/7/2018
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Some time ago I asked my fans for ridiculous ideas for rap songs. Kristen Keriuac, aka Kornflake said "Things I can't do because there's a dog curled up on my lap." Some time later I met MC Cone and we talked about doing a song together. I mentioned this idea and he ran with it. And here we are. lyrics, vocals: Matthew Seidle and Tom Rockwell music: Matthew Seidle

Duration:00:03:07

How Did This Thing... by Amy Engelhardt

12/4/2018
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"A Jerry Lee Lewis-styled perennial in the making, although it may not appear in the program of your local church's Christmas pageant just yet." - Chicago Sun Times Featuring Harry Shearer as Joseph!

Duration:00:02:18

Romaine by Skip Briggs

12/2/2018
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Just when you think it's safe to eat your favorite salad, a recall on all romaine lettuce hits the news due to bacteria contamination. This is a reminder to be careful out there when thinking about ordering a Caesar, Garden, Waldorf, Cobb, or even a Crab Louie.

Duration:00:02:46

Mall Goth Cop by Regdar and the Fighters

11/30/2018
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What happens when you take the two most hated people in the mall and combine them into one? You get the Mall Goth Cop. A frustrated, yet apathetic mall cop more concerned with patrons' fashion choices than their safety. A combination of Adam Ant, Atom and His Package, and just a touch of Burzum, this song is sure to annoy and confuse true punks and true kvlt metal fans both!

Duration:00:02:42

The Perfect Gift by MEGATHRUSTER

11/27/2018
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The holidays are upon us. Black Friday and Cyber Monday have come and gone. Sometimes it can be so hard to know what gift to give that special someone in your life. Instead, why not give to the person you know best? YOURSELF! This song features the powerful rap stylings of 2d6 and the not-so-powerful rock stylings of Megathruster.

Duration:00:03:10

Drivin' For Lyft by the great Luke Ski

11/23/2018
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Need to get to the mall on Black Friday but you don't want to deal with the hassle of finding a place to park? Why not open your smartphone app and call for a LYFT?! Who knows, your driver just might end up being the great Luke Ski! Yes, Luke Ski has joined the ranks of everyone's favorite ride share service, and he's telling you all about what it's like in song! Music, mixing, and mastering by TV's KyleCameos by Erika Haynes, TV's Kyle, and Linzilla Special thanks to my friend Cat Pursel...

Duration:00:03:25

F*** Off For Christmas [Radio Version] by Mikey Mason

11/20/2018
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The definitive holiday song for people who are tired of being in the holiday spirit and just want to be left alone this season.

Duration:00:01:59

Just Another Dick Joke Song by Mikey Mason

11/20/2018
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Sometimes when you're trying to be relevant, poignant, or meaningful, you realize your audience just wants... something else.

Duration:00:02:19

I Am Terribly Important by Steve Goodie

11/16/2018
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Three years ago I was making some random recordings with my friend Molly. We came up with some music and something like a melody, and then forgot about it. And this week, needing to come up with a tune for the FuMP, I pulled it out and monkeyed around with it some more. And there ya go. Music: SG and Molly Conrad Lyrics, guitars, bass, piano, drums, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

Duration:00:02:39

I Need Help by Kaelin Halcrow

11/13/2018
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A toilet song I hope we can all relate to.

Duration:00:02:14

Politicians Make Shit GYNs by Madison Metricula Roberts

11/9/2018
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Content advisory: references to sexual assault Reproductive health is in a sad state, and here's a song with quotes from a few politicians that need to keep their bizarre medical opinions to themselves and out of the law making process. Wanna see for yourself? This song comes with reference citations! http://conservativequotes.metricula.com/

Duration:00:04:42

Chemistry Dog by The Belle Isle Rats

11/6/2018
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Yet another song about a dog with a deep interest and understanding of chemistry and yet cannot escape his canine nature.

Duration:00:03:49

Love Song for a Fangirl by Jeff Whitmire

11/2/2018
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Going old school on this one! A Star Wars parody to the classic Beach Boys hit "Surfer Girl!" This one goes out to all the Leia's and Padme's out there! Music: Brian Wilson New Lyrics: Jeff Whitmire Instrumental/mix/master: Austin Aeschliman Vocals: Jeff Whitmire

Duration:00:02:28

Ill, Nude and Naughty by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

10/30/2018
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Another cut from the ever-so-upcoming Nuclear Bubble Wrap album "Problem Attic." This one's kinda style parodying Beck and a little bit of St. Vincent. It's a want ad for the Illuminati. Join us. This is where I usually put who played what, but this has too many tracks for me to even remember right now.

Duration:00:02:51

2 Old 2 Trick or Treat 2 Young 2 Die by MEGATHRUSTER

10/26/2018
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It's Halloween time and, once again, Megathruster thrills you with a spooky song! What's more scary than a middle-aged man going trick or treating for free candy? NOTHING!

Duration:00:03:38

Work For Me by Consortium Of Genius

10/23/2018
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COG NOW HIRING! With the recent graduation of Nurse Trixie DeHavilland, C.O.G. suddenly finds itself with a personnel opening. Who will be simultaneously qualified and insane enough to apply first?! Production Credits: Vocals..........Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III Guitars.........Dr. Sardonicus Bass............Dr. Z Keyboards.......Dr. Ivan Stroganoff Electric Kazoo..Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III Drums...........drumbot recorded and mastered at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA, by Lewis D'Aubin

Duration:00:03:30