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The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.

The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.
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The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country.




Spider Verses by Devo Spice

Into the Spider Verse is an amazing movie and if you haven't seen it you really need to rethink some of your life's choices. Also, you won't really understand this song. This is a huge, epic group jam about the film featuring Creative Mind Frame (aka 1-UP), Insane Ian, Bonnie Gordon, TV's Kyle, LEX the Lexicon Artists, and the great Luke Ski where we each take a verse as a character from the movie. With special thanks to Chris Mezzolesta for helping with the music.


The Epic Video Game Medley (live from FuMPFeST 2017) by Insane Ian

A staple of my live performances, The Epic Video Game Medley has been my closing song for a lot of shows I've done over the years. This particular performance combines tunes heard in a few different meldey's I've recorded, and it can be found with the rest of this live show from FuMPFeST 2017 on the aptly titled new release: "Live From FumPFeST 2017 (feat. TV's Kyle)", so named because it was recorded Live at FuMPFeST...and because TV's Kyle features on a few tracks. But not this one.


Dancing in the Car by Jeff Whitmire

A friend of mine suggested that I do this parody of Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark." I'm a huge fan of the boss, and loved the idea of doing a parody of one of his songs, but I wasn't sure that I could make a full, funny song out of the idea. Then the idea of turning it into a dangerous new dance craze hit me, and we were off to the races! Props to Austin Aeschliman for not only a great track on this song but a clever use of sound effects. There will be a video coming, but with...


Amway Family by The Belle Isle Rats

An ode to those people we've all met who are super friendly and want to get to know you. Because they want to sell you something. Yeah, those people.


Two For Ninety-Nine by Steve Goodie

Happy Valentine's Day! In honor of which, I have pulled another song out of my butt at the last minute. Words, music, piano, vocal, factory whistle, accordion, chimpanzee, mandolin, foghorn, chainsaw, guitar, pigs, pogo stick, banjo, werewolf, zipper, fart, burp, snort, broken window, squealing tires, tympani, trashcans, dobro, house fly, cuckoo clock, sea lion, spaceship, dog, rain stick, trumpet, model T, broken castanets, maracas, circus cannon, cowbells, cash register, backup vocals,...


Two of Them by The Boobles

Boobs. We love them! With Valentine's Day right around the hills, The Boobles offer a song of adoration for the two things they love the most! Featuring: Richard Horvitz of "Invader Zim" fame (and soooo mucho more), plus two of the biggest boobs onTheFuMP... Jeff Dutton of Bonecage and ShoEboX of Worm Quartet!!!Don't forget! The Boobles donate all their profit to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation ( to benefit breast cancer research!! Fab!


Dumb Parodies by Carla Ulbrich

Some really bad ideas for songs. A whole bunch of them. Why choose quality when you can have quantity? Recorded live at FuMPFest and featured on the brand new CD (appropriately titled) "Live at FuMPFest."


Travelin' Hat by Power Salad

I'm not quite sure just what this means. Lyrics & Twilight Zone episode by Craig Marks. Music, acoustic bass, lead vocal, Theremin, virtual bongos by Chris Mezzolesta. Featuring Side Salad (in this instance consisting of, in no particular order, and with our eternal at least til 5pm or so gratitude): Liz AielloMike KraftKarl BrownAnn RichardsonJeff ReubenRex UngerichtEclectic Lee SeitzKevin MillerVicki ReidSteve PopernackDerwood Bowen IIIAngela AnuszewskiJoe J. ThomasSkip BriggsAnthony...


The Unicorn (Varlots-style) by Mikey Mason

In which Mikey is joined by the saucy and irreverent balladeers Handsome Will and Will Handsome with the first officially released Varlots song.


Shut Down 2019 by Steve Goodie

Video is HERE! And video is HERE! Well I had no choice but to re-purpose my parody from the 2013 shutdown,,, though I was really hoping it would be over by now... Music: Tom Petty Lyrics, guitars, bass, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backup vocals: SG and Lauren Rantala Video is also HERE!


Chocolate Kraken! by Jeff Whitmire

This has been called my "funniest song yet!" It's also my grossest there's that! Anyway, I also came up with a really fun video for this one, so definitely check that out. Parody of "Take it on the Run" by REO Speedwagon New lyrics: Jeff Whitmire Music/Mix: Jace McLain Vocals: Jeff Whitmire


My Wings by Sweats and Spinners

Sometimes, true love slips through your fingers. You know you'll never get it back, so all you can do is enjoy the memory.


I Didn't Have Time To Rehearse This by the great Luke Ski

Of all of the "meta" songs I've written, this one stands out as one of the most meta-est. In 1994, I started performing my live act of nerdy comedy music for pop-culture geeks at fandom conventions all over the Midwest. As I wrote more songs, I would typically end up memorizing them by practicing them in the car on the multiple-hour-long drives to these events. Heck, sometimes I'd even rehearse them at home! About 20 years later, I ended up moving to the west coast, taking a full time...


ain't dead yet by gary t cavanaugh

funny song about death


Congress Finally Looks More Like America by Lauren Mayer

2019 brings us a much more representative House of Representatives - at this rate, Congress will be up to date in another 200 years!


Comic Fan by The Library Bards

The Library Bards are debuting a track off of their next full album, BomBARDed! Bonnie and Xander had the pleasure of performing for Stan Lee's 95th birthday, and when the opportunity came up, they immediately wrote a couple of songs specifically for him, and that event. We have since lost this dynamo, but the properties that he helped create will live on forever. As the first track released off of the upcoming BomBARDed, the Library Bards are proud to bring "Comic Fan" to the FuMP Audience....


Mr.Trump's Wild Ride by BS de Resistance

The President has been fed mushrooms from the White House garden by Melania, in retribution for Stormy Daniels' comments about his - um, well....Anyway, she did not realize that the shrooms in question were of a certain special variety, and thus the President is subjected to a 'wild ride' of a hallucination, meeting along the way The Beatles, the crows from "Dumbo", the "Ink Blots" and Robert Mueller. Possibly the only song in existence to style-medley 1967 Beatles, The Ink Spots, Spike...


The Bottled Water Rag (Live) by Matt Griffo

An environmental satire song


F*** Off For Christmas [Radio Version] by Mikey Mason

The definitive holiday song for people who are tired of being in the holiday spirit and just want to be left alone this season.


SAINT NICK DICK PIC by Amy Engelhardt

Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee. :) A portion of the proceeds from this track will be donated to Northern California Wildfire Recovery Efforts. Additional (and giftable!) downloads are available at