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(81) AUDIO: Eva Longoria Lies About Eating Cheetos On Twitter

New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven’t posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos! Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle […]


(80) What Are We Talking About?

Ciao, hello! Long time. Ignore the color of the audio player (on the site) it’s ugly and needs to be changed. Nicole begins with an audio apology for being a slacker s.o.b so I “audio” answer because these bitches do NOT help me for shit! Let’s hope they aren’t as LAZY in the sack as […]


(79) Chica Bomb

(Sorry guys, comments are disabled on this post while we work on site issues.) Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly […]


(78) Lezbun Sessions

mono is super short and TBFTGOG plays for too long but what are ya gonna do? experimenting on skype with Lale in LA and of course the sound is dreadful. we talk cigs, lesbian repair men, and more!!! Nicole and I chat about her leaving the psych ward gig, coming out at her new one, […]


(77) The We Hate This Show Show But Love You Like Crack Cocaine

We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but feel intensely pressured to post content, even if it’s devoid of meaning … like Julie Chen’s every tear. Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable so it’s tinny, there’s lots of shouting and the sound goes […]


(76) Kaleidoscope

Not really sure what’s happening here but at listener’s requests we tried AGAIN to do a prank and clearly it’s not working out. Just can’t seem to get thru them like we used to, not sure why. We will try again in the future and hopefully get them right again. After the Gay Girl from […]


(75) Prank Fails and Jive

Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Nikki pretend to be a couple on the rocks. […]


(74) Are Women The Inferior Sex?

20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore. blogs referenced Why we have too few women leaders LGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy […]


(73) Karma by Dog Leash

Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs… Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment Music: All I Want For Christmas Is You – […]


(72) Master of Intellectassy

Solo Rant. Lots of yelling. Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that. Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school […]


(71) Are We Podfading?

Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more! This one’s a little slow moving, it’s […]

(70) What the Hell is Going On?

Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is […]

(69) The Lesma Files: Snotty and Shitty

More hostility, fights, and internal chaos from The Lesma Files; a random solo anti-soy rant in between spats, so hold on to your nun habits. Truthfully, this is a positively disgusting podcast including potty humor. Don’t listen while eating. Enjoy! 8) Disclaimer: Soy is especially toxic for people with Thyroid issues. (some would argue it is the cause) If a person doesn’t know they have Thyroid […]


(68) EAT ME

Due to the high volume of requests we’ve posted this recent material that didn’t turn into a show, so here are some lazy laying around the house recordings from the portable. March was our 3rd anniversary, thank you very much to those who have donated, and/or purchased apparel, and for tuning in and hanging out with us. […]


(67) bell hooks

Lovers, We are still on a bit of a vacay and hope to return soon. In the meanwhile, we managed to snag part of an interview we heard on WBAI with esteemed author, thinker, teacher, and theorist on feminism, gender, race, class and culture, bell hooks, author of over 20 books. She discuesses parenting, critical […]


(65) ‘Outrage’ Director Kirby Dick

Interview with prolific filmmaker Kirby Dick on his controversial movie Outrage, which outs closeted gay politicians who vote to pass anti-gay legislation. His film SICK (1997) won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance and the Grand Prize at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Dick also directed the controversial TWIST OF FAITH (2005), a film about […]


(64) Love & Rage (Mini)

She’s not a f’cking “WRITER”! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors… oh, and don’t listen if you’re hypersensitive about these issues and can’t deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn’t NPR, byatches.


(63) Stop the Insanity! w/Susan Powter

Out Three-time New York Times best-selling author and creator of the “Stop the Insanity!” movement, Susan Powter, like you’ve never heard her before. We talk Wellness, Radical Feminism, Lesbian Culture, her new book The Politics of Stupid and more … ____________________________ PS. The Trevor Project crisis and suicide prevention for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender […]


(62) Intrvw w/ Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams

After reading about Playboy’s first out “lesbian” centerfold, Stephanie Adams, “switching teams” on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story. We would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for […]


(61) Gettin’ Hyphy

The Ariana Nation is getting hyphy on Biden; We gettin hyphy on The Penis director Polanski who rapes 7th graders; Some of YOUR voicemails; Chat w/Bobbi about Jada & Lil Kim’s cheek bones, Cougars, LTRs, Chat w/Niki about Guns & Women, 911 Conspiracy Theories, Dancing Guidettes … Woody Allen signed this petition. WOODY ALLEN! […]