The Up or What Podcast
Season 1, Episode 18: Grab the Stock Market by the Pussy
On today's Show: Are there Friends stocks? Where can I replace my holey stocks? Which candidate will grab the economy by the pussy? And do you ever think the bull and the bear have had sexual relations? Clowns: buy or sell? The post Season 1, Episode 18: Grab the Stock Market by the Pussy appeared first on Up Or What Podcast.
Season 1, Episode 6: Municipal Bond Rocks Out
After a rocky episode 5 and a nearly disastrous run-in with his ex-wife, Tim is back on his meds. Meanwhile, Allen is forced to confront his failed music career and plays a song from his old conformipunk band, Municipal Bond. Uporwhat CEO Mort Silversen and his brother Eddie stop by to deliver some bad news about one of our sponsors, then take intern Rudy on an adventure, but Rudy doesn't want talk about it. All this, plus your Facebook Questions, F#$K/Marry/Kill with stocks, Hot Commodity...
Season 1, Episode 5: Tim is Up and Down
Uh oh! The Fed announces that it's not hiking interest rates and Tim is off his meds. What does this mean for inflation, and will Allen survive Tim's manic depressive episode? Find out what's up and what's down, only on the Up or Down Podcast! The post Season 1, Episode 5: Tim is Up and Down appeared first on Up Or What Podcast.
Season 1, Episode 4: James Bond’s Bon-Bon Bonds
Hallelujah! The market has risen! Tim and Allen say goodbye to the bears of February and hello to the bulls of March! Featured Segments Which stock stocks should I buy? Bull or Bear: Who's longer in the tooth? Which companies are tops and which are bottoms? F#%K/Marry/Kill: Currency Edition Tim's funny tax return occupations There's coppers everywhere! Are they rallying? Corn, Ostrich Eggs, Sugar, Lead, Centipedes, Raw Beats, and your Mom...Hot commodities or not commodities? What...
Season 1, Episode 3: Tim and Allen Have a Growth Baby
The market is in a death spiral! Can Tim and Allen give birth to a growth baby? Important Questions we Address in this Episode: Are we out of the woods yet, and where are the bulls and bears? How do you fit a bit coin into a stripper's G-String? Insider Trading: Which bank might start printing its own money? Is there a bull in Exotic Bear Markets? Which stocks are showers and which are growers? Should the NYSE install Twin Draft Guards? Which commodities are hot and which ones are...
Season 1, Episode 2: Tim and Allen Get Unched
In this week's episode Tim and Allen learn a new word, tweet at the Pope, and play f%#k/marry/kill with stocks. Meanwhile the market goes sideways, Apple gets unched, and dock shoes get a huge bump. Featured Segments Episode 2 of the Up or What Podcast is up! Featured Segments Up or What?: Shout out to the Queen of England Is the Market Going Sideways? Apple is UNCHED! The P and the E are going down. What sandwich should you eat? Research Time! Tim and Allen learn about the...
Season 1, Episode 1: This Podcast Is Going Up
It's the premiere episode of The Up Or Down Podcast with Tim and Allen and this one's going up right through the roof! Featured Segments Is the market going up, or what? A word from our fake sponsor, Sun Made Raisins We are not on Wall Street Should Marty McFly have grabbed a book on stocks? Stock Quote of the Day The Fickle Fiscal Market Raisins: Up or Down? Lead Pipes: Up or Down? Smock's Stocks: Portfolio Breakdown Death Hands: Up or Down? Periscope is the next wave. Bull...