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Tugboat answers your questions and brings you the news that you need to know, because he knows better than you.

Tugboat answers your questions and brings you the news that you need to know, because he knows better than you.
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United States

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Tugboat answers your questions and brings you the news that you need to know, because he knows better than you.

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English


Episodes

There is No Power in Character, TVoRwTC 1 June 2017

6/1/2017
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Tugboat tells the Tuggernauts where he's been for the last year (hint, the Post Office and in the basement of a pizzeria), his psychic support, and learning everything about FEMA in hopes of becoming a FEMA Camp Director despite his felonious record. Tugboat announces a 55 year old Florida woman as the hero of the episode for her bravery and willingness to continue to hide evidence in front of police despite their direction to stop. Tugboat then answers questions about: outlawing speech,...

Duration:00:25:04

Emergency Safety Broadcast, The Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 30 October 2016

12/3/2016
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Tugboat delivers some very important werewolf safety information, and some other related Autumn safety tips.

Duration:00:21:12

Do You Have an Epi Pen Nearby? Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 16 May 16

5/15/2016
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Tugboat has a diva moment and resents that the Tuggernauts want to "pry into his life" and know where he's been. As it turns out, he was shot at a political rally and then turned to cat nip for life saving first aid. Tugboat learned that NYC has allowed public urination while "in hospital", and is upset that they stopped short of allowing legal public defecation...and then fantasizes about being a private security guard abusing his authority with a tazer. Tugboat is also offended by the...

Duration:01:04:28

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 25 November 2014

2/1/2016
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Tugboat begins the show by talking about a recent Boko Harem massacre, and links it to a “capitalistic beef”. Today’s hero is Gary McGrath, a New Hampshire man who showed “courageous restraint” by running away from a groundhog attack rather than protect his family and neighbors from the tiny beast. Tugboat answers questions about; White America’s response to the looming indictment of Officer Wilson, Disney movies, smoking pork, punishing overweight people, and racism. Tugboat reports on...

Duration:00:15:43

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 24 November 2014

2/1/2016
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Tugboat joins the club and comes out as the first pangender podcast host, mostly for attention rather than as a legitimate life event. Of course, Tugboat uses the occasion to taunt the Tea Party. Tugboat references his schizophrenia in his next big announcement, which is a new show format…but what else is new. Tugboat introduces the day’s hero, who was arrested for felonious maiming (he also suggested you “check your white privilege at the door” and defended American ingenuity). Tugboat...

Duration:00:15:54

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 3 November 2014

2/1/2016
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Tugboat begins by reporting on a meth-fueled domestic dispute in Indiana that resulted in dog poop being thrown and broken glass being walked over, Die Hard style. Tugboat then explains that there was a significant personnel crisis at the Calhoun wild ginseng harvest, and hints at Uncle Bob being missing (again). As usual, cousin J.R. isn’t answering his phone, leaving Tugboat, and by extension, the Tuggernauts in the dark about what’s up with Uncle Bob. Tugboat answers your questions,...

Duration:00:19:23

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 29 September 2014

1/31/2016
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WCPT is testing yet another show format, and Tugboat shines. The show begins with Tugboat reading a dramatic re-creation of a late night assault at a burger joint. Tugboat then reads some hate mail, and answers questions about "pay to play", the common cold, and crossfitting. That leads him into a lengthy discussion with his crossfit coach Alexander Dandilus. Tugboat and "Dandy" discuss their latest workout, body hair, short-shorts, and ISIS. Tugboat returns to answering questions and then...

Duration:00:28:01

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 19 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat doesn't have any special commentary today, but he has lots of questions to answer. Today, Tugboat addresses; filleting beef, Damascus Steel, snakes (which are clearly a call to repentance), legal prostitution, 21st birthday parties, dog attacks, general relationship advice, Gingers, college degrees (psychology is always the answer), gossiping teachers, horse diets, Washington D.C. nightclubs, chewing tobacco, Justin Beiber's cousin, intolerance, and bedroom trouble.

Duration:00:16:31

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 17 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat opens with a commentary about the real threat to America, no not IS/ISIS/ISIL/Daesh, but Arctic air. Tugboat calls for; the Canadians to get control of their Arctic air problem, a border fence with Canada, and the assassination of Santa Claus. Tugboat helps a Tuggernaut learn patience through self hypnosis and answers questions about; workplace scuttlebutt and cat genitalia, Illuminati eugenics, children watching adult material (and tells how he tried things he saw on Looney Tunes on...

Duration:00:14:23

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 15 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat begins the program by admitting that the reports are true, and he was caught red handed watching Taylor Swift's new music video "Shake It Off". He claims it was in the name or research and that she "has no right as she has nothing to shake", and also asserts that the science is settled and the debate is over on ShakeGate2014. Tugboat answers a question about why Vermont public schools were rated the worst for bullying by revealing that Vermont is 49th of 50 (not 57) States in the way...

Duration:00:15:20

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 8 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat lowers himself to addressing some Facebook rabble-rousers, and then answers your questions. While answering questions, Tugboat asserts the following; most Scots have moved to Australia, the US, and Canada, the divorce rate would go down if there was a government bureaucracy (which he volunteers to manage) that assigned spouses and approved applications to reproduce, refers to dogs and vampires as people, and takes the Lord's name in vain while talking about people not replying to...

Duration:00:14:49

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 4 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat has a quick update about LeAnn Rimes, and then answers your questions. The show is interrupted by a mid-recording question, not from but about Jasen in Texas. After getting through that expletive laden unpleasantry, Tugboat answers your questions about; Copernicus, aftermarket exhausts, a "stud service" with a "small Yorkie" (which Tugboat mistakes as code for male prostitution), trusting birds, Joan Rivers, sharing, taxes, and the Islamic State. Tugboat also reports on shark attacks...

Duration:00:15:32

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 3 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat gets down to business without any longwinded douchebaggery, for once. Tugboat berates Jasen for defying his (Tugboat's) decision to move to Salt Lake City rather than Las Vegas in order to become a "Florist Transworld Delivery" Instructor, whatever the crap that is. After learning about a new pig virus in Utah, Tugboat supports the move. Tugboat then answers questions about; why people resist the Illuminati (that wasn't the question, but that's what Tugboat extracted from it), his...

Duration:00:16:17

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 2 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat comments on the recent hacking of celebs cell phones and the subsequent release of their sensitive photographs. Tugboat also discusses the scandal surrounding a recent opinion poll, which he has declared invalid due to biased opinions. Tugboat answers questions about; catching an STD from the rain, science fair projects, Idaho stereotypes, thigh chaffing, and he won't stop talking about TUGBOATCALHOUN.com.

Duration:00:15:09

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 1 September 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat has nothing personal to discuss and gets right to answering your questions. Jasen in Texas has a question about Chuck Norris movies, Tugboat "as a chicken-necked, grovelling, pseudo, class C intellectual Illuminati apologist" is uncomfortable with masculinity and shies away from having anything to do with them. He also takes the opportunity to thank the cosmos and praise evolution. Tugboat then rebuffs an invitation to play Dragon City, which is just a poorly disguised ambush to get...

Duration:00:15:24

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 20 October 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat breaks the news about the Great Keene Pumpkin riot, and how BearCat didn't even try to help quell the unrest. Tugboat answers questions about; the most racist country, politicians with declined credit cards, beards, perpetual singleness, peanut allergies, and the femininity of American men. Tugboat is pleased that this may be the first show he was not asked a question about pregnancy or dogs. Tugboat wraps up the program by bringing you the news that you need to know, specifically, a...

Duration:00:15:01

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 10 October 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat breaks into the program with news about Adrian Peterson's alleged sex life. Then, he answer questions about; Bible burning, Halloween costumes, first dates, dogs, Marx, and severely cuts himself while chopping an onion and reading a legal document. Tugboat makes wild and possibly inaccurate assumptions after reading the headline of an article about dinosaurs, and also brings you news about; drunk pigs, midget er..."little person" strippers, and a large body starting a fire at a...

Duration:00:31:43

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 3 October 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat begins the show by announcing how many millions of Americans have chlamydia (according to the CDC). He then answers a question about Mumia Abu-Jamal, the imprisoned cop-killer who was selected over Tugboat to give the commencement speech at a Vermont college. Tugboat naturally loses his cool over the snub, and also introduces the "Tugboatic" method of education by probing the student to answer their own question by responding to Tugboat's (verbal) prodding. Tugboat answers a question...

Duration:00:29:07

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 26 November 2014

1/31/2016
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Today's program is recorded live on tour at "Big Luke's Cactus Ranch" in Metro Phoenix. Tugboat begins the program by reading a collective statement "The Margarita Declaration" from a gathering of Green groups in Venezuela, which calls for the end of capitalism. Tugboat then announces that Louis Head is the hero of the day, for inciting a riot but not being charged for doing so...of which Tugboat is envious. Tugboat then answers questions about; birds being fish, pizza delivery, Selena...

Duration:00:16:25

Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 25 November 2014

1/31/2016
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Tugboat begins the show by talking about a recent Boko Harem massacre, and links it to a "capitalistic beef". Today's hero is Gary McGrath, a New Hampshire man who showed "courageous restraint" by running away from a groundhog attack rather than protect his family and neighbors from the tiny beast. Tugboat answers questions about; White America's response to the looming indictment of Officer Wilson, Disney movies, smoking pork, punishing overweight people, and racism. Tugboat reports on...

Duration:00:15:43