Thorn In The U.S.A.

Dear Georgia Democracy is looking to you on December 6. Please vote for integrity. Vote for values. Vote for morals and ethics. Vote for love. Vote to eliminate antisemitism, racism, sexism, genderism in the halls of congress. Vote for Raphael Warnock. Love, Your Fellow Lovers of Democracy! Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism There's something happening here… And it feels dystopian to be clear. Rittenhouse with a gun over there… Telling Dems, they ought to beware! You better stop, Libtards… What's that sound? Our Democracy is FALLING down! There's battle lines being drawn If you ain’t white, then everything is wrong… Benny Thompson is speaking his mind… Getting so much resistance from behind It's time we stop, Libtards… What's that sound? Our Democracy is FALLING down… Stop Junior. You’re a bum! Everyone thinks that you are dumb! What a field day for the creeps… The Oathkeepers are out on the street. Carrying guns and carrying signs! Mostly Say, “Hooray for the Whites” It's time we stop, Libtards! What's that sound? Our Democracy is FALLING down!! Paranoia strikes deep. Is Trump an evangelical creep? At rapture, the Jews are suppose pay… Our scripture says that Israel is going away! We better Stop… Hey, what’s that sound… Our Democracy is FALLING down!! Hey Tucker What’s your Reason Everybody wants you jailed for treason! We better stop.. Hey, what's that sound? Our Democracy is FALLING down!! Stop, hey what’s that sound, our democracy is FALLING down….. *With the UTMOST respect to Buffalo Springfield & Stevie Nicks

You reap what you sow, and MAGA’s have pushed PenelOpe far-too-far with their violent rhetoric. Especially Kari Lake! She’s a bridge too the f@ck far for your normal warm-blooded mammal. If Scary Kari wins, just think: 8 more years of that corrosive, vitriolic, petty, vindictive Trumpie-with-Tits-and-a-brain!! Grammy, her one-eyed puggle, Pete Buttegieg and Abdullah Greenwood corner PenelOpe in the girl’s bathroom, and conduct what they referred to as a “Deprogramming” intervention. You’ll recall Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, got deprogrammed same. Self-Help BONUS: PenelOpe will deliver a point-by-point list on “How the F@ck to leave the Maga Cult.” Trumpie engages in more vile, antisemitic rants as does his bestie, Ye. Guess Kanye’s dangerous rhetoric was a bridge too far for Adidas’ kicks as well. They wrote in a statement that they will "not tolerate antisemitism and any other sort of hate speech". And, thusly, this past week past week, they officially cut ties with rapper / Provocateur / unapologetic anti-Semite… On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Kanye Ye Yeezy, Adolph Hitler, Diamond and Silk, Herman Cain (RIP), Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Josh Hawley AKA “Fascist Gump”, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA Republicans, Tucker Swanson McNutcase Carlson You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. Harness your power and VOTE at the midterms. It is a privilege! Honor it! Looking for an informative, entertaining podcast about democracy? Please check out, DEMOCRACY WORKS, from the McCourtney Institute for Democracy! Hosted by McCourtney Inst. Communications specialist, Jenna Spinelle, this podcast seeks solutions! Harness your power and vote with your pocketbook. Teneral Cellars award winning wines is a women owned, women operated brand on a mission to upgrade the industry and empower women. Check out their new “Ruthless Collection,” fighting for women's fundamental rights. Open a bottle, open a conversation. Visit teneralcellars.com and use the code "ThornintheUSA" for 15% off your first purchase. The PERFECT way to show your colors, without talking about politics, at the Thanksgiving table!!

Shit Happens. Also, if this isn't reason for #ObamaCare, we don’t know WTF is! And, FWIW, Tucker Carlson is a twat! xoxo

Mostly PenelOp HATES the New York Times! A-K-A – Enemy of the People New York Times… A-K-A home of Maggie Haberman, … A-K-A the lady who wrote the “Fake Book” about President Trump called CONFIDENCE MAN, which has all sorts of “made up stories” in it. But on this episode, she LOVES the All-the-fake-news-that’s-fit-to-print New York Times! For the first time they delivered a proclamation all DEPLORABLES can all believe in! The headline reads, “Voters see democracy in peril, but SAVING it ISN’T a priority!” Special Shout out to Buffalo Springfield and Stevie Nicks, just cuz! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Kyle Rittenhouse, Sean Hannity, Kanye West or Ye or Yeezy, Please say a prayer for Emmanuel Todd Lopez, We’re here for you buddy! You’re going to kick this! You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Until next week, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. And, get out the Vote!

PenelOp starts this episode with a big fat apology tour for Jimmy Woods and Jonny Voight. She neglected to mention them during her prior devotional, highlighting the stellar lineup of celebrities that the MAGA’s have representing them, including Ye, Scott Baio and Kid Rock. Out of pure devotion to this great theocracy, those two old MAGA Farts tweet like mad, feverishly attempting to remain relevant atop the dusty ash-heap of primordial, white, conservative men. Meanwhile, the DEMwits got everybody from ADele to Queen-B to Jay-Z. Meanwhile, Ofr. Mike Fanone calls Rep. Keving McCarthy “fucking weasel bitch,” and we concur. On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock and YAY or YEE … or whatever the fuck Kanye is calling themself these days, Charlton Heston, Adolf Hitler, and OF COURSE, Tucker Carlson. Thank you for listening to Thorn In The USA… if you enjoyed and even if you didn’t, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home!! Brittney has been wrongfully detained in Russia for almost 250 days! Help raise awareness and amplify the call to urge US officials to do the right thing.

Stand back and stand-bye, Blessed Fathers and Mothers of the Pious Proud Oath-Keeper Boys!!! Shite is starting to get REAL! On this episode Midge dons her patent-pending CONE OF THE FAITHFUL® to share highly sensitive, exclusive insights into the Pro-Democracy Democrats’ election manipulation strategies for November. Then she will share what is necessary to take control of halls in congress, with or without zip-ties and pipe bombs this time. AND, Lady Lindsey compares Hitler to Trumpie. YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN *LIBTARD* NAME! 1) First Name: Your Favorite Spice 2) Middle Name: Your Actual Middle Name 3) Last Name: Listen to the episode, to find out! 😊 Share your new libtard name with Midge… AKA “Cinnamon Penelop Fuzz,” on her new burner email, thornintheusapodcast@gmail.com On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: White Lives Matters Kanye West and Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, White Christian Nationalists, Lady Lindsey Graham (a contemptable twat), j-6 Patriots, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, The Gipper, Ronald Reagan, the ORIGINAL Moses, Charlton Heston, Newt Gingrich, The Pillow Guy, Judge Cannon Special thanks to our LIBTARD Sponsors Beth Lapides and the Uncabaret! If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area on Friday, October 28th DO NOT miss a belly laugh at Hollywood’s longest running comedy show, The UnCabaret. Featuring some of the biggest names and most original and revolutionary comedy minds that the Libtards can pull outta rehab. The UnCabaret live and in person, hosted by the inimitable Beth Lapides 7:pm, Friday October 28th at the legendary El Cid on Sunset Boulevard. Tell ‘em, Penelope sent ya. If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – three weeks til Go Time. Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.

On this most critical episode, Midge gets on her podcast soapbox, and exposes the definitive reason that all Libtards are all motherf@ckers and they hate God! Midge is not unlike other highly successful podcasters like, Brene Brown and Glennon Doyle and now Drew Barrymore, if they actually LOVED God, and weren’t a buncha goddamn heathens. The arc of the moral universe is long , Drew Barrymore, but it bends towards, a whole lotta things! And, we answer this most pressing question, if the Apostle James, son of Zebedee, actually wrote the constitution, are we NOT a Christian nation after all? And, can we all agree that Ronna McDaniel (nee Romney), the Boss-Girl of the Republican National Committee is representing the Christian Nationalists movement so good, even if she is a Goddamn Mormon. On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Mitch McConnell, State Senator Doug Mastriano, Tim Michels, rocket scientist, absentee Poppa (3 times over), Hershel Walker, Michelle “crazy eyes” Bachmann, Pat Robertson, J-6 X-con, Dr. Simone Gold, David Duke, Tucker Carlson, Mike Pence, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – four weeks til “Go Time.” Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.

During this, the longest summer in the history of the world, we await the denouement of this great American experiment in Democracy. Also, on this episode, we answer the VERY impordant question, who the eff shot JR, anyway? JR Ewing, by-the-by, suffered from “Narcissistic Personality Disorder,” an incurable disease articulated in the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Our host has it on good authority that the DSM IV was secretly authored by Kelly Ann Conway’s soon to be former x- husband, George Conway. George also diagnosed Trumpie with the same disease, years ago! Can you believe it? Also covered in this episode, Trumpie’s abnormal chode and “yeti pubes,” per the author of that incredible piece of American literature, “Full Disclosure,” Stormy Daniels. And, FUPA’s and gunts. (we blame @JoJoFromJerz for the FUPA reference!) On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Jim Jordan, Madison Cawthorn, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Donald J. Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s (in general), GOP, Kevin McCarthy, THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of bleeding-heart liberal scoundrels who can see that the former king is totally naked, but cannot understand why people like Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, and house minority leader Kevin McCarthy continue to INSIST he’s is fully clothed and decent. If you enjoyed this episode, please send your support behind Marcus Flowersfor Congress in the great state of Georgia! Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura

ALT TITLE: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi , Bobby Kennedy & Ashley Babbitt BREAKING Ted Cruz News!! This Just In: Ted Cruz is a dangerous putz!! And so is Lindsey Graham! All evidence points to the fact that he and The Former Guy are gaslighting the country and eagerly anticipating “riots in the streets,” from those white supremacist social justice warriors, the Oath Keepers, the Proud Boys and the Pillow Guy. Also, Lady Lindsey is riling up the lady Demwits, with his bill to label them incompetent and unable to make big-girl decisions, all by themselves. Who wouldn’t want to vote for such an awesomely titled piece of legislation, “Protecting Pain-Capable Unborn Children from Late-Term Abortions Act?” Shout out to “Captain Obvious,” on the Twitter @TheFungi699 for his awesome gaslighting joke we stole from him! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Elmer Stewart Rhodes the Third, of Granbury Texas, Mike Flynn, & the worst of all, Twatty Carlson. If you enjoyed our show, please consider putting your support behind Marcus Flowers, an army veteran running to unseat Marjorie Taylor Green in Georgia. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura

Take it from Satan, himself, you play with fire, you get burned! Superstitions are for heathens and questionables! But, choosing to air her THIRTEENTH episode, was a BIG mistake for Midge! Find out why. Also, we dig deep on the Mir-A-Lago raid by the “radical-left scoundrels,” and provide a detailed timeline of how it all went down. HINT: it was really, all just a silly storage issue, per lil’ Marco Rubio’s opinion… in which international nuclear secrets were not managed properly. Big effen whooptidoo! Also, for the record, Tucker Carlson makes even the douchiest douchebags look respectable. Also, too, POTUS #45 is the most innocent person in the history of forever… according to that paragon of goodness, Sebastian Gorka! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Donald J. Trump, Melania Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, little Marco Rubio, Scott Baio, Chuck Woolery, Amy Coney Barret, Mar-A-Lago, Jared Kushner, Lindsey Graham, Sebastian Gorka, and the worst of them all, Tucker Carlson If you enjoyed our show, please consider putting your support behind Marcus Flowers, an army veteran running to unseat Marjorie Taylor Green in Georgia. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura

“Vice” President “Diaper Joe” thinks there’s a LOT at stake in the November Midterms. No SHIT Sleepy Joe! ABORTION ACCESS IS ON THE BALLOT, FFS! No exceptions for rape, incest, the life of the mother, and/or the acknowledgement that women are full-fledged human beings who ought to have domain over their own bodies! Also, what’s with all the mean talk about the MAGA’s and Christian Nationalists, anyhew? According to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s are the party of peace and Christian Nationalist values! In other words, the GOP is the party of Trump, and Trump is the party of the GOP! No dif, whatsoever! FWIW to the MAGA’s: You piss of a gaggle of pussies, and all hell breaks loose!!! VOTE IN NOVEMBER! (Wait until you hear our exclusive footage of MILLIONS of POWERFUL women surfing that might BLUE WAVE!!!) On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: the Federalist Society, Amy Coney Barrett, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Brett Kavanaugh, Adolph Hitler, Nazi’s, the Klan, Lauren Boebert and THE ALWAYS SUPER-ICKY Tucker Carlson! Special SHOUT-OUT to Midge’s #1 fan on the @ApplePodcasts ~ Abdullah Greenwood and Donald Jesus Trump. THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of concerned citizens, who love this country. Abortion access is on the ballot this coming November. Please support The Abortion Access Front, and their good works to protect women’s sovereignty. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

According to Ron DeSantis, governor of the great state of DON’T SAY GAY, “Florida is where woke goes to die.” That is the first verifiably true thing ol’ Ron has uttered since coming to office. Woke is dying an ugly death in Florida. Freedom of choice is dead there. Freedom to reason is grasping its final breath. Freedom of religion is dead there, unless you’re a CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST, of COURSE! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Ron DeSantis, Donald J. Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donald Trump Junior, Eric Trump (the extra dumb one), Elise Stefanik, and the worst human on the planet, next only to DJT, Tucker Carlson! THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of concerned citizens, who love this country, but are deeply concerned at the prospects of a DeSantis presidency... If you agree and enjoyed this episode, please consider donating to the campaign to elect Charlie Crist as governor of the great state of Florida!

Part dos of our two episode SPECIAL! Who would of thunk that members of the modern-day U.S. Congress would proudly embrace the moniker, Christian Nationalist? But, alas, they do. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobo Boebert are the face of White Christian Nationalism, and the heart and the very SOUL of the GOP! And, for the FIRST TIME EVER, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, we break out special new podcast technology called “The Cone of the Faithful.” When our host, Midge Penelope, dons the cone – only born-again Christians can hear her… and Satan too. On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Reverend Kenneth Copeland, Matt Gaetz, Jayson Boebert, Lauren Boebert, Gym Jordan, and the worst human on the planet, next only to Donald J. Trump, Tucker Carlson! There are a number of faith-based organizations, including Faithful America and Christians Against Christian Nationalism that are amassing tens of thousands of signatures condemning Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's embrace of Christian nationalism. If you enjoyed this episode, please join us in signing their petitions.

Part one of our first two-part special is based on the following UNHINGED tweet from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene. MTG is worse than a ‘Thorn in the USA,’ she is a fungus among us, an exemplary model of our domestic white supremacists and the face of CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM spreading across the globe (and far more dangerous than a pandemic.) “I am being attacked by the godless left because I said I’m a proud Christian Nationalist. These evil people are even calling me a Nazi because I proudly love my country and my God. The left has shown us exactly who they are. They hate America, they hate God, and they hate us.” ~ @RepMTG On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (DUH!), Amy Coney Barrett, Mark Meadows, Brett Kavanaugh, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Pastor Gerald Smith, and the worst human on the planet, next only to Donald J. Trump, Tucker Carlson! Please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November!~ And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States… Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura

From the first day the Pinata and the Santa Maria sailed over the ‘pond,’ a whole mighty lot of God-fearing Christian’s discovered this great land. They broke bread with their Indian brothers and sisters, and graciously saved their ill-fated souls by forcing them to be born again by accepting Jesus into their hearts… in exchange for their land, women, and terrific corn recipes. And, yet, they still have the gall to complain about the White Man. Apparently, they never heard of Manifest Destiny! Poor, victimized white men, these days! Let’s keep them in our prayers and on our hearts!!! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Tucker Carlson If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

DROPPING a day EARLY for the brilliant and exceptionally sexy & attractive listeners of The Stephanie Miller Show! On this groundbreaking episode, our host, Midge Penelope, will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally, totally-and-completely that January 6th never even happened in 2021, and was thusly struck from the Gregorian calendar. And, she shares Marjorie Taylor Greene’s solutions oriented plan to reunite and ignite white Christian citizens across the country. Remember, a vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a vote that says… “EFFF You Zelenski, I’m a Putin Pawn!” On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Tucker Carlson, Lauren Boebert, Rupert Murdoch, Rudy Giuliana, Tommy Tuberville, Harriet Hageman, Kevin McCarthy, Steve Bannon, Sean Hannity, Donald J. Trump. If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Our favorite podcast host, Margaret Penelope, is not in Georgia anymore, nor Kansas, for that matter. Join her as she takes a harrowing tornado ride, landing smack dab in the land of Dr. Oz… and we’re not even talking New Jersey! Just imagine! Mitch McConnell was there, but he had no heart, and Matt Gaetz was there, but he had no brain…. And there were 147 ghastly, little, cowardly congress people running around with hideous red hats and the mark of the beast on their foreheads… all competing with one another for who could bend over the furthest to prove their devotion to president trump…aggressively humiliating themselves in pursuit of HIS blessing and endorsement… RINOS AND TRANNIES, AND GAYS… OH MY!!! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Mehmet OZ, Mitch Mcconnell, Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul, Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson, Roger Stone, and the Pillow Guy, Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert, the dumbest munchkin in all the land. If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind John Fetterman and the campaign to defeat Dr. Mehmet Oz in November. Also, consider supporting the wonderful storytellers at Drag Queen Story Hour. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Sarah Palin, America’s Favorite Lipstick wearing Bulldog and Alaskan Maverick is bacKKK, and she hasn’t changed one Bit! Mama Grizzly says we’re in the spiritual battle of our lives AND, just like MTG, she’s dumber than a brick! Remember, A Vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a commitment to ignorance and foolhardiness!!! Tucker Carlson is Midge’s Biatch!!! On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Sarah Palin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Jacob Chansley, Tomi Lahren, Lauren BOBO Boebert, Lady Lindsey Graham and Steve Bannon. If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

The one single-solitary thing more sacred to our host, MPT, than her devotion to the 2ND Amendment is her devotion to the universal abolishment of Drag Queen Story Time. In this episode, she explores Marjorie Taylor Greene’s utterly unfounded theory about how the July 4th shootings were designed to persuade Republicans to go along with more gun control. Where did that conspiracy come from in the first place??? (Apologies in advance, to all of the beautiful drag queens, everywhere.) On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Madge Greene (OF COURSE), General Tucker Carlson, Rep. Lauren Bobo Boebert, Rep. Eric FangFang Swalwell, young patriot Kyle Rittenhouse, Representative and #HornyBoy Madison Cawthorn, and more. If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States. Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura,

On this “Very Special Episode,” Margaret celebrates the loss of women’s rights across the country, and praises Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ginni Thomas for their unrelenting opposition to choice. On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Amy Coney Barret, Ginni Thomas, Rep. Mary Miller, Lindsay Graham, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jerry Falwell Junior, Josh Hawley, Mo Brooks, Ted Cruz, Mike Pence, Clarence Thomas, and most deplorable of them all, Tucker Carlson! Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez