Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes libel Philip Schofield. Graham starts a new job, Adam becomes a soft porn model and Dan makes an exciting, late, drunk cameo.

In which our heroes review the Coronation & the Miami GP opening ceremony and discuss God’s management style. Graham starts a new job, Adam has a made up game and Dan is a great guy who everyone loves.

In which our heroes tell a cautionary tale about drugs. Graham leaves his job, Dan trains as a consultant and Adam forgets his #content

In which our heroes consider the merits of a London Monopoly pub crawl. Graham reveals a shocking truth about women, Dan posts a fish through his boss’s letterbox and Chris is diagnosed with an accute brain condition.

In which our heroes have been left unattended again. They revisit the conversation topics from the last debacle, Dan stans Bill Cosby & R Kelly and Graham simps for Taylor Swift & Hanson.

In which our heroes look bumward. Adam has a colonoscopy, Dan says colonoscopies are cool, Graham reads up on polyps and Chris visits a psych ward.

In which our heroes update their wills. Chris and Dan eat 20 plants (each), Graham quits his job and Adam starts a new one.

In which our heroes talk about ghosts. Graham says Joris Bohnson smells like ham, Chris goes to the cinema and Adam dampens beds in hotels.

In which our heroes confess to crimes. Graham has job interviews, Adam solves crimes in a retro-futuristic city, Dan joins a school choir and Chris sends Valentines cards to little boys

In which our heroes take both sides on Phillip Schofield, fondly recall Chris’ past as a predatory salesman, refuse Pascal’s wager, speculate on Dan’s potential as a white collar criminal, and then put various machine learning thingies on the internet through their horrific paces.

In which our heroes just chat absolute nonsense for ages. Chris sells his bath water, Dan isn’t a real person, Graham gives some solid legal advice and Adam re-mortgages his house.

In which our heroes explore the wonderful possibilities of AI and learn about cathing. Graham doxxes a listener’s bum, Dan is an idiot and he’s a genius, Chris shoplifts bananas and Adam is host number 1.

In which our heroes break yet more ground in terms of what is possible in the medium of podcast. Graham drives a lorry through Europe, Chris has his testicles fondled by many people, Dan becomes a serial killer and Adam has an MRI scan several years ago. Ali from Nottingham makes a cameo.

In which our heroes review their 2022 predictions and make some for 2023. Dan looks like a wally in front of a real man, Graham fights everyone, Chris counts his wine and Adam is just an all round great guy who we all appreciate and love (I forgot what he contributed to this episode). And … Continue reading Episode 257 – 2023 Predictions →

In which our heroes quiet quit over Christmas, discuss the valuable cleansing effects of Lashmas and Dragon Soop. They then settle down to wax nostalgic about the first lockdown, and plan their survival in the upcoming revolution. Next is appreciation for Anna Kendrick, and the tricky business of film trilogies.

In which our heroes liquidate their assets and bet on black. Chris loses the ability to tie his shoes, Graham hires people who fall asleep on the job, Dan logs a support ticket for his microphone and Adam suffers a traumatic wrist injury which is not related to wanking.

In which our heroes debrief on the visit to Milton Keynes. Graham makes a fortune in musical theatre, Adam causes the UK government to collapse and Dan pegs an heir to the throne.

In which our heroes celebrate a significant milestone. Graham has a billion pound business proposition, Adam moves out of Cyber and Dan tells us about Pablo Escobar’s hippos. (We said we would release this in Q3, but not which year, so it could be argued that this is early ACTUALLY)

In which our heroes beome the official #podcast of Mastodon. Dan ruins Lashmas, Graham Googles train departures, Chris watches a sexy Turkish barber and Adam leaves a huge announcement to the very last minute.

In which our heroes are surrounded by bunting and monarchists. Graham refuses to find out some basic knowledge, Dan launders some Dutch money and Adam goes on a train. This episode is from the Olden Days when we had a living Queen.