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Verbal Laxative Podcast

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A podcast where we relieve the constipation in your brain News? Politics? Entertainment? Nerd Culture? Ridiculous topics that really don't matter? Look no further than this authoritative podcast where 3 guys with zero qualifications and half baked opinions talk about anything and everything. This is where the crap flows freely.

A podcast where we relieve the constipation in your brain News? Politics? Entertainment? Nerd Culture? Ridiculous topics that really don't matter? Look no further than this authoritative podcast where 3 guys with zero qualifications and half baked opinions talk about anything and everything. This is where the crap flows freely.

Location:

Canada

Description:

A podcast where we relieve the constipation in your brain News? Politics? Entertainment? Nerd Culture? Ridiculous topics that really don't matter? Look no further than this authoritative podcast where 3 guys with zero qualifications and half baked opinions talk about anything and everything. This is where the crap flows freely.

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 61 - So Lazy

10/16/2021
We come back with a new episode after not doing anything for 2 months cause we are way too lazy. To start off Bmoney says a bunch of stuff I zoned out for. Then we take a long overdue dump on Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Crowder, and some other morons. Ending off we talk about Squid game.

Duration:06:37:33

Episode 60 - Olympic Colon Cleanse

7/31/2021
We're back after a long hiatus cause we were lazy and we do this for free so just eat our slop without complaints, beloved fan(s). We talk Olympics, Blizzard Bullying, Chinese Taipei, and what are the top signs that someone is a piece of shit. Intro Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay.

Duration:01:46:35

Episode 59 - Guru Life

6/11/2021
It's a two-man show today and we make it even more casual and sloppy than possible. In this episode we talk about the rising cult of the entrepreneur and how this has turned into a marketing grift just like "Gurus". Also, stop being scared about Planning you pansies. PS: Also ignore the brainfart about Terry Gou and TSMC, he owns Hon Hai Foxconn not TSMC. Intro song by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from pixabay

Duration:01:12:03

Episode 58 - The Soundtrack of Chair Simulator

5/25/2021
We talk Palestine and Israel and give the dummies version rundown. Then we talk about Friends reunion and finish with talk of driving a car in Flight Simulator 2020. Among other shit. Intro Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

Duration:06:58:48

Episode 57 - Try Not To Blink

4/30/2021
In this episode we predict the future: History channel will be a porn channel, we will still be poor, and Verbal Laxative starts doing Hot Tub streams. Then Bmoney slanders on Vegans, Xin malds over garlic, we give a plot summary of a wholesome Japanese porno, Covid in India and finish with Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine. Outro: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

Duration:02:04:27

Episode 56 - Fish Have Feelings

4/17/2021
We are joined by Phil (sort of) in this episode to start off by listening to Bmoney's new obsession in his quest to try and mimic being a normal person. Listen and find out what it is. You will be let down and disappointed. We then talk about the seaspiracy documentary and how the vegan onslaught will kill us all. We end the episode talking about some covid stuff going around the world and some nerd population theory talk. Intro song by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

Duration:02:20:25

Episode 55 - Alpha and the Omega

3/31/2021
The classic crew re-unites together to co-host this month-end episode where we play a question and answer trivia game and give a show worthy of listening to while sitting on the can. Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

Duration:01:46:35

Episode 54 - "I've Been Staring At Guys' Wrists"

3/22/2021
We go light this episode and just start the talk about call center scams and Zack Snyder's 4 hour Justice League cut. Then we get into uber expensive watches and luxury items and how everything is perverted. Intro Song: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay

Duration:01:39:55

Episode 53 - F*ck Nice

2/27/2021
We make fun of the latest and dumbest bit of Canadian "WE'RE NICE" propaganda. Also get into a 'crash course for dummies' for inflation along with the ponzi scheme known as the US military spending and US dollars, as well as the latest fad of the Uighur grift. Then we give unsolicited advice on how to teach your kids NOT to say racial slurs. Intro: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay Outro Clip: "This is Canada NICE" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81n1gnf2cEA

Duration:02:30:18

Episode 52 - "I've Seen Porn With a Laugh Track"

2/6/2021
Enjoy a casual episode where we just chill talk a bunch of nonsense. Enough to give a nice warm soak to your brain - no serious discussion of anything this ep. So sit back, relax, and enjoy us recounting some cringe childhood memories and spaghetti moments, awful unsolicited relationship advice not fit for humans, and general debauchery. Intro Song: Music by Wataboi - Jungle Juice from Pixabay Music by Wataboi from Pixabay

Duration:04:47:03

Episode 51 - 2021, The Year of Giving

1/16/2021
For our first episode of 2021, we talk about the US Capitol riots (taking our sweet time to release) and then we talk about big tech censorship and convert Phil from his stance on "Free Speech".

Duration:02:35:47

Episode 50 - Schrodinger's Government....and Porn

12/18/2020
In this clickbait episode we talk about copyright, patents, twitch censorship, silly Nintendo heavy handedness and corporate "ethics", which logically and obviously leads to talking about porn and the silly Onlyfans non-issue for that poor Paramedic. Also we sneak in a introduction on the inherent contradictions of capitalism and what reactionaries are.

Duration:02:35:41

Episode 49 - Turtleneck Motherf*cker

12/8/2020
In this episode, after our usual crapping on the covid response of our inept government, we have another round of talks on AI and future life with them. Bmoney also gives a cafe turtleneck boomer/zoomer hybrid take on how AI needs to learn how to be humble while playing chess. Confusion ensues.

Duration:02:05:06

Episode 48 - Corona Round 2

11/20/2020
In this episode we talk about the 2nd wave of Coronavirus and how it got way worse in countries dealing with it half-assed. We also talk about an Post-Trump America, belittle the haughty american liberal and laugh at the coping maga chud.

Duration:01:00:38

Episode 47: Wheel of Time Special

10/29/2020
We are joined by good friends Phil and Jams as we do a special episode just talking about the Wheel of Time series and the upcoming live action show adaptation of it coming soon (hopefully). This episode is overflowing with book spoilers so proceed at your own risk.

Duration:01:52:55

Episode 46: You Can't Put the Hotdog Into the Bun

10/20/2020
Bmoney goes into an extended rant on the barabarism of roads and how some cities are subjugated by the car; this somehow turns into a talk about urban planning for an hour. The second general rant is about the absurdity of mass homelessness and excess housing. We finish with some election propaganda protips and tricks.

Duration:03:54:42

Episode 45 - Discount History: Mao Zedong vs Chiang Kai Shek

9/29/2020
In this filler episode of Verbal Laxative I begin a miniseries called Discount History, which is just me babbling about history casually with 0 fact checks. In honor of Chinese National Day upcoming on October 1, the first episode of this series is Mao Zedong vs Chiang Kai Shek, where I answer the initial question of what would it be like if Chiang won the civil war (he can't lol), which then turns into a 3 hour 28 minute episode telling of history on one question. Enjoy Intro Song:...

Duration:03:28:25

Episode 44: Some People Don't Like When Their Circles Are Touching

9/22/2020
In this episode guest starring Phil we talk about some dumb social norms and oddities and get real stupid. Then we talk about the Apple event and ecosystem, the Sony Playstation 5 reveal and all the games coming for PS5, Jason tells us why he hates the party game Mafia, and Xin explains why slickly produced 20 minute history videos are awful. We also talk movies and review/rant/crap on Tenet and Mulan.

Duration:03:16:13

Episode 43: "I would Like to Create a Religion For Animals"

8/16/2020
In this episode with special guest and friend of the show, Phil (F1ldor), we ask him about his opinions on Covid-19 in the USA and Kamala Harris being Biden's VP Pick. (Spicy Take Included) But first, Bmoney ups his propensity to swindle and proposes to create a new religion as a business venture, but aimed heavily at animals. The conversation turns into monopolies and evolve to talking about going to colonizing Mars.

Duration:02:21:46

Episode 42 - The Manpisode: Choice Between a Douche or Shit Sandwich

8/6/2020
In this "intimate 2-man episode" we talk about the US ban of TikTok and compare the olden day religious missionary fervor and the modern day theological equivalent in "freedom and democracy". We then talk about the "Business of Drugs" documentary and enjoy the delicious irony of the show being hosted by a former CIA spook and also the relation between the Golden Triangle in SE Asia and the Chinese Civil War. Finish with a rant against the infamous "Vote or Shutup" Asshole archetype.

Duration:02:26:36