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Dear Mom & Dad "Don't Listen to This"

8/9/2018
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On today's Podcast, Brandon rants about all the things he hates about parents. I don't know why he is doing this, but he is probably out of content as usual and is probably grounded again.

Duration:00:24:59

What is a Family?

8/2/2018
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I honestly don't have a bio to write this week because I am still trying to understand what the hell Brandon was talking about.

Duration:00:23:04

Another One

7/26/2018
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Well, Brandon is uploading a ten-minute podcast. What a lazy human being. Instead of recording fresh new content for you guys, he decided to be lazy and use old content that hadn't been posted yet. The lack of respect for his fans is shocking!! Virgin Lips: anchor.fm/virginlips Also on Stitcher and Pocket Casts

Duration:00:10:47

I Almost Got SHOT!!!

7/19/2018
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On Today's Podcast, Brandon talks about his experience almost getting shot with fireworks. (I wish they would have hit him, but don't tell him I said that or I will be out of a job) He also talks about the logistics of making out under fireworks, which makes no sense to me because he has never touched a girl in his life. (They won't let him lol) Talk about a tryhard.

Duration:00:20:30

Walking Down Skid Row

7/12/2018
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On today"s Podcast, Brandon and Nick talk about their experience walking down Skid Row (the rachetest place on American soil). Now personally I can't stand Nick "He is winning over Brandon's friendship and I want him". I know that Brandon doesn't have a lot to offer and is a total D-Bag, but he is all that I have. (I know my life is pretty dang sad). I also know that he is using me for his benefit, but I believe that under that dumb, annoying, and self-centered skin lies a semi-decent person.

Duration:00:27:52

I met a Crip

7/5/2018
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On today's Podcast, Brandon talks about his experience meeting a crip. He also discusses the living hell that is LA tap water and how putting his leg in a trash can healed his foot. I don't get it, but apparently, it worked. To be fair, he is a little crazy in the head (if you know what I mean)

Duration:00:24:42

Urban Dictionarying Marrige

6/28/2018
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On Today' s episode, Brandon talks about how he has given up on true love because he will never find it. I would know. Now he has resorted to looking up the definition of "marriage" on Urban Dictionary because that is the closest to true love he will ever get.

Duration:00:22:34

My Friend Almost BURNED Down his House!!

6/21/2018
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On today's show, we talk about how Brandon's friend almost burnt down his house and the stupidity one needs to have to do so. He also talks about boys scouts and how they need to be stopped and shut down forever. (He doesn't have any actual reason to remove them from society) He just hates them.

Duration:00:24:37

My Mom crashed her Car!!

6/14/2018
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On today's episode, Brandon talks about his mom crashing the family car. Personally, I never trusted her. He also talks about baseball and cricket (two sports that he has no right to discuss, but is going to no matter what I say)

Duration:00:24:16

My FIRST KISS!!

6/1/2018
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On today's episode, Brandon talks about his first kiss. This life-changing experience has given him a new perspective on the goals of relationships and he feels as if he has become a new man.

Duration:00:21:35

My hate account

5/24/2018
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In today Podcast, Brandon addresses the recent hate he has received via social media. He also tries to get his sister to date the Hot, Smart, and most importantly Rich Tom Holland. You gotta give this one a listen.

Duration:00:27:48

Nazi Moms

5/17/2018
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On this weeks episode of the "Why Would You" Podcast, Brandon talks about Nazi Moms and they are infecting his school. He also has a guest join him to talk about his recent stupidity.

Duration:00:27:45

I got called a F*****t

5/10/2018
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Today Brandon talks about how he was called a F*****t while biking around town. (He probably deserved it anyway). Also, he discusses poverty and how we should treat the homeless and for once in his life he might actually be RIGHT!!

Duration:00:24:23

We finally got him on the Podcast!!!

5/4/2018
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On today's Podcast, Brandon has a very special guest join him for this thriller. These two literally spend the whole time ranting and it is kind of annoying cause I have nothing to write about. Just listen to it. You will feel my pain.

Duration:00:33:24

I Almost CRASHED My Parents Car!!

5/3/2018
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In this episode of the podcast, Brandon talks about how he almost crashed his parent's car and the stupidity of other drivers on the road, mainly because he thinks he is better than everyone else and doesn't make mistakes, which is totally BS. He also covers his how his easter went and told me to tell you guys that honking an airhorn early in the morning is not the best idea.

Duration:00:24:24

The Ultimate Karma

5/3/2018
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Today Brandon talks about the ultimate karma story. He also covers death and how we should all look at it. And he has a bit of good news regarding the future of the podcast. Enjoy!!

Duration:00:12:58

Tolo

5/3/2018
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On this week's podcast, Brandon talks about the hate he has for tolo. If you didn't know tolo is a tragic event that happens once a year in high schools across America. Brandon will tell you about the dangers of it and the movement that he is starting to end this evil tradition that physical, spiritually, and mentally breaks young adults across America. He also talks about how he was electricuted when he was a young child.

Duration:00:21:52

Real DIRT Water

5/3/2018
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Today we talk about dirt water (it's a thing). We also talk about a great way to ignore friend and foe alike.

Duration:00:24:20

The Government is Hiding People!!

5/3/2018
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Today we talk about how the government is hiding people. Also, there is a very important PSA at the end for anyone that is dating or planning on dating, HECK you could even be married. Men of all ages you need to hear this.

Duration:00:21:59

The Most Rachet Vacation Ever

5/3/2018
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On today's show, Brandon talks about the most rachet vacation he has ever been on as well as what not to do during March Madness.

Duration:00:21:29