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You Look Nice Today is an audio program that has been prepared by and for “adults.” As a Journal of Emotional Hygiene, our program tackles many of the painful issues typically encountered by persons of this awkward age.

You Look Nice Today is an audio program that has been prepared by and for “adults.” As a Journal of Emotional Hygiene, our program tackles many of the painful issues typically encountered by persons of this awkward age.
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You Look Nice Today is an audio program that has been prepared by and for “adults.” As a Journal of Emotional Hygiene, our program tackles many of the painful issues typically encountered by persons of this awkward age.






Vintage Vape

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Scat Academy (Part 1)

Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. No dogs, babies, or squares allowed. In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue: SCAT: Gom zibby, glom zibby, bop zibby domp! ENGLISH: Please, do not raise your voice; I have a terrific heroin headache. SCAT: Bomp ZEE bop! Spoo-da-lee BEE zot? ENGLISH: Has this pepper spray youre selling me been stepped on? SCAT: Babe sop potta womp,...


Make a Given Wish

As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need. So, YES: we will sell, lend, or lease you a built-to-purpose condition along with its appropriate consolation. But, NO: were absolutely not Santa Claus. So, get real, you big fakers. In any case. Get well soon, and heres that brief bedside visit from the late Sargent Shriver you never...

Adam Ruins Everything

Listen. Its actually very simple. When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today Inverted Triangle Program™ you enter a world of theoretically unlimited income. Recruit two friends, ask them to recruit two friends, and—BOOM—youre reviving even the most tired franchise. Mazel Tov! Thanks, insooutso

Morning Glory

TO: Paul Polman, CEO Unilever PLC London, United Kingdom Dear Mr. Polman, I hope you can help me. You are in charge of a massive, multinational food and detergent company. So I understand that you are a very busy man. My problem, while small compared to all of the things you must worry about every day, is of dire importance to me. I have been a fan of your Ragu line of pasta sauces for many years. Specifically, I love your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce. More specifically, I love to...

The Rules

Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sports Package and Premium Ground Effects. This favored daughter of luxury is blessed with power steering, calfskin cup holders, and eleven LCD screens. And, she is yours today, my friend, for the pittance of $32,000. Very nice! [silence] Ahhhhhhhhh, yes, my friend. I can tell from your ironic eyeglasses and gawky demeanor that you are the kind...

Druthers, CA

Druthers, CA | You Look Nice Today on Huffduffer Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us: • Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now, pay it forward. • DO not touch the princess anywhere that her swimsuit would cover. • No sighing in the doughnut line. • Just stop tapping your goddamned foot fer chrissakes. • Uncle Blackmans Enthusiastic Antebellum Sprinting Adventure is closed for renovation until further notice. • Keep a sharp...

The Stenciled Approach

The Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today on Huffduffer Summers right around the corner, guys. So, lets get in gear—yes, your gear! First, make sure youve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, andyespacked. To help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable You Look Nice Today Packing List: Cobbler...


Unpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron that really scales. Its a start.


The Magic Number

We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunately, someone thought to make an audio recording of it. This episode is about friendship. (And some other stuff. Well, mostly other stuff.) We never would have had the chance to make this if it werent for our friend Jesse Thorn—the brains, gumption, and do-juice behind MaxFunCon. So Jesse, this episode is for you. Throughout the month of May,...


Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction Beginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd. Long Beach, CA Feb 8, 2010 Registration 7:30-10:00 A.M. Auction With Reserve Will Be Conducted By: Leroy D. Plaavs, III, License #KCL6232 Notice: LIQUIDATION OF THEIR 15 x 25 EXECUTIVE STORAGE UNIT WILL BEGIN PROMPTLY AT 7:30 ALL ITEMS SOLD AS-IS ORIGINAL OWNERS WILL LIKELY BE PRESENT, DISGUISED AS POTENTIAL BUYERS Summary: Sellers are forced, after years of negative cash flow, to liquidate their storage locker as a...

The Sake Period

Subject: #1228743 Mann Application Date: September 4, 1980 Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subjects 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years. No signs of progress. Pictured, above, is Subjects self-declared Summer Transformation. No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painters pants, fake Adidas four-striper sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork...

In Congrefs

Hop in our decommissioned World War II tank that has been outfitted to look like the Liberty Bell. The You Look Nice Today Tour of Philadelphia Hotspots starts in 5 minutes! For just a few dollars well take you on an all-day tour of The City with a Nickname. Some highlights: Discuss fonts n ligatures with Merlin Mann at the Benjamin Franklin Museums authentic replica printing press. Stroll briskly through transitional neighborhoods with YLNT Gentrification Ambassador Scott Simpson. Hit the...

Breakin' In

While under the influence of y, we reveal that Merlin once put x in an envelope. Scott hoped another guys x would draw attention away from his own -(x). Adam = 2x. If y = tequila, solve for x. Also: Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adams got another ninja sword, Scotts got a flask, Merlins got a cognitive bias.

The Good Part

Youre gonna love it—the guitar does this Wheeee! thing while the drums go all Chukka chukka booda booda. OK, here it comes. Shhhh! No wait, thats not it. Almost there, just after this last chorus. Seriously, I think youre going to love the song once youve heard this part. Whats that, little guy? No, Daddys playing his new favorite song for Mommy, so if you could go over there and wait for us. Quietly. Thanks! Huh? Sure, I dont care what we have for dinner. But wait, youre gonna miss the—...

Lonely Polisher

Seattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009 We teamed up with our pals Jordan, Jesse, Go! and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwest Megatour kicked off in Seattle on Thursday and finally ended in Portland, on Sunday. In between: laughs, tears, exhaustion, roadies, groupies, monkeystypical superstar stuff. In this episode, we give a little bit back to our listeners. These are tough times. Money is tight. Luckily, were here to help. With Adam and Merlins antique appraisal...

Angry Captain

INT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAINS OFFICE IN THE 80s - NIGHT The chair behind the captains desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs facing the desk. CABINTIRE (Adam Lisagor) relaxes in one chair; FLEECE (Emmanuel Lewis) fidgets in the other. FLEECE Cabintire, I told you, man! Captain wasnt gonna be cool with this! CABINTIRE Put your panties back on. (Cabintire hands Fleece a pair of frilly panties.) FLEECE First of all, no, man, thats nasty. And they aint even my size! The door swings...


Making college affordable, restful, and culturally relevant; the cupping comforts of secondary scholarship; Adam becomes a costumed mascot and buys a new koch; how many greeting cards does it take to change (or not change) Los Altos?; Playing Marco Polo with immigrant labor; sweet corn, fresh from the tank; Leopold Bloom, Herman Blume, and the subtler hermeneutics of dysentery; abrupt Chinese c*nsorship; Merlin gets talk-blocked by a blogless Belizean zookeeper; Kraftwerk speak through a...



Merlin: Boy Scout Scott: Boy Scout Adam: YMCA Indian Guide

Christmas Is Near

Listen as we conduct our exclusive pro gift-giving super-session TED Talk master class webinar. Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours for FREE. Topics include, but are not limited to: Virtual presents Secret Santa? Secret Sucker! 1978 Holiday photography essentials Lessons from Guantanamo Bay Cinco de Nada A members-only sponsorship opportunity As a special bonus, Adam reveals his secret Thought That Counts method: learn how to give gifts without actually giving them! But wait, you...